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glowbelly Oct 11th, 2003 09:33 AM

PENIS TIME!!!

kellychaos Oct 11th, 2003 03:57 PM


FS Oct 11th, 2003 07:33 PM

I wish you didn't feel the moral obligation to reply everytime this thread is bumped.

FATSATAN'S PENIS 10 / 12 / 2003
Mood: Jumpy :rave
Song: The Foo Fighters - Fraternity

HELLO FROM MY PENIS, GLOWBELLY

kahljorn Oct 11th, 2003 08:08 PM

At least i know kelly's sexual preference now... looking at whale porn...

Jeanette X Oct 11th, 2003 10:24 PM

They used to make golf bags out of whale penises. :(

GADZOOKS Oct 11th, 2003 10:27 PM

Can I make a golf bag with your penis, Jean?

The Retro Kat Oct 12th, 2003 07:34 PM

...still love my penis...

LacrimansTaurne Oct 13th, 2003 04:55 AM

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.

Jeanette X Oct 13th, 2003 09:48 AM

You caught an innaccuracy about animals that I missed, and you have a Rowan Atkinson avatar?!
I think I'm in love. :love

FS Oct 13th, 2003 03:02 PM

Take it OUT of the penis thread. >:

Nerd Oct 13th, 2003 03:04 PM

Quote:

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty . . . Don't swallow the water!

executioneer Oct 14th, 2003 04:33 AM

Quote:

You're retarded.
-willie

kellychaos Oct 14th, 2003 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LacrimansTaurne
Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.

Thank you Encylopedia Brown.

KellyGayos Oct 14th, 2003 04:15 PM

no

Jeanette X Oct 14th, 2003 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.

I'd still wanna see. :)

The Retro Kat Oct 18th, 2003 11:55 PM

God, my penis rocks.

glowbelly Oct 19th, 2003 06:45 AM

prove it >:

FS Dec 10th, 2003 03:36 AM

HELLOWBELLY

executioneer Dec 10th, 2003 04:14 AM

SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY PENIS, ONE TIME WHEN I WAS GETTING A PHYSICAL IN HIGH SCHOOL THE NURES BASICALLY TOLD ME I HAD A LITTLE DICK, OR RATHER IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS LITTLE AND IT WOULD LOOK BIGGER IF I LOST SOME WEIGHT >: SO SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY TINY TINY WANG OR SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF THE SPORTSCAR I BOUGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT INSTEAD :( :(

-willie

glowbelly Jul 22nd, 2004 08:00 AM

willie: YES!

fs: PENIS. STAT.

Matt Harty Jul 22nd, 2004 08:18 AM

time warp :o

FS Jul 22nd, 2004 09:01 AM

IT LIVES

I bought a matchbox sports car to come to terms with my grossly oversized penis. ;)

edit: leave the 100th reply for Glowbelly (or possibly Willie), you unfunny chumps.

mubert Jul 22nd, 2004 11:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.

couldnt you label that as a form of prostituition? you sick bastard?

ArrowX Jul 22nd, 2004 11:39 AM

i could lable it as old you dumbfuck :(

kellychaos Jul 22nd, 2004 03:40 PM

I miss KellyGaos. :(


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