jesus i hate people who say that and mean ti :lol

i also do hate penis >:

i hate willie he scare me

GLOWBELLY

Just the other day I was watching this program about couples improving their sex life with toys, since there wasn't any real porn on.

And they tried out the Accomodator. Even though every one of them couldn't stop laughing.

Unfortunately they didn't show the guy using it, just trying it on. And though his girlfriend thought it looked stupid, she seemed to think it did serve its purpose. Kind of.

That reminded me of my idea to put on an Accomodator and fight crime. Or become a unicorn, either one of those two.

Accomodate Her :lol

You just love this thread, don't you?

if i have a boy in my belly, i will spend the next 7 months with a penis permanently trapped in my womb.

top that!

I don't wanna! >:

FS, you have to trap a young boy and molest him for at least 7 months and a day to meet that. You'd better not back down now.

And that's seven months straight, right?

FINE :rolleyes

Be careful; Month 3 is a doozy, especially when they learn to scream as shadows pass in the window.

Wait a second, I think for this to work, I actually have to be the one being raped.

So I'll be spending the next seven months AND ONE DAY with a man tied to my back.

Don't you do that anyway?...

i refuse to let terra's tits thread surpass our penis thread.

fatsatan, it's time to unite forces here. AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT ;) ;) :orgasm

I think I do. WONDER PENIS POWERS ACTIVATE

SHAPE OF AN ERECTION

form of pail of semen :(

I think we're going to need a monkey.

Shazaam! :(

Shaq can do it!

Wait, no...that was an 'Sh', not a 'K'

Couldn't someone theoretically be banned for this?
I mean, to be honest, I think the last time I took cock shot was when I was 17.
Doesn't that qualify as child porn?

P.S. I don't want any lurkers IMing me over this. It's bad enough the amount of people who IMed me after that ass picture.

Honestly, how drunk do you have to be to post your ass on the internet?

Honestly, how gay are you two?

Not all that drunk, to be perfectly honest.


Not all that gay, to be perfectly honest.