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tenno Jun 3rd, 2005 07:44 PM

HOLY SHIT!!! I AM ABOUT TO BE RICH!!!!!
 
Dear Tenno,

i am very sorry for my late reply to your mail,i have been busy attending functions representing the ministry and office work.

anyways i am happy to read your response to my mail again,and i can asuure you this transaction is neither a fake nor childs play,i want you to have my trust that it is very legit and risk free like i earlier stated in my first mail to you that all loopholes have been taken care of.

i want you to know as an assistant director in the federal ministry of health,nigeria,and a member of the contract award committe,you have nothing to worry about because all machinery have been put in place to facilitate this transaction.i only await your response so i can update you with the next line of action immediately.

to also prove the authenticity and genuinenity of this transaction,i have attahced my international passport with this mail so thati can have your trust more.

However before we could commence further with this transaction,you are to forward to me the following information,they are:

1.Your full name and residence address

2.Your phone and fax number for easier communication between me and you.

3.Your bank account name and number and bank name FOR EASY TRANSFER OF THE MONEY TO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT.

4.your occupation.

5.Your age.

6.your sex.

All these information are required from you,so as for me to forward them to the bank where this money is deposited for safe keeping,for processing of your file into the central operating unit of the bank,as the beneficiary of this funds.

Also,i will present you to the corresponding bank,as the original executor of this contract which was awarded by the ministry,every other necessary arrangement will be revealed to you,as soon as i receive this information from you today.

As soon as i present this to the bank,the bank will reach you,pls immediately they reach you,get back to me.

I await this information immediately.

i hope to hear from you so i can update you on what to do next.you can also call me on 234-1-720-7743.

regards,

Dr razaq jubrill

:( :( :( :( :/ :/ :/ :) :) :) BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!!! >:

Jim Duncan - Weather Jun 3rd, 2005 07:52 PM

I can't find any mention of Dr Razaq Jubrill, the Assistant Director in the Federal Administry of Health in Nigeria. I think they might be scamming you. :/

pjalne Jun 3rd, 2005 07:54 PM

Why is it always the Nigerians?

Archduke Tips Jun 3rd, 2005 09:56 PM

I DRESS MY PINEAPPLE UP BEFORE I SEND IT TO NIGERIA.

moi Jun 4th, 2005 02:12 AM

a fine potato?

mburbank Jun 4th, 2005 12:07 PM

genuinenity

tenno Jun 5th, 2005 10:11 PM

i just signed them up for some 'hot man porn' i certainly hope they like it!!!

Evil Robot Jun 7th, 2005 11:27 PM

I just put the phone number into yahoo and the first result was this:
Quote:

234-1-720-7743 = -8,230
$-8,230 is what you will have in your account.

Dr. V Jun 8th, 2005 06:03 AM

All those information are importaint, I hope you got it to them as fast as you possiable.

tenno Jun 8th, 2005 12:17 PM

:( obviously missing the sarcasm...

ziggytrix Jun 8th, 2005 12:27 PM

But how can you not trust a guy who would do THIS to get your bank number??


kellychaos Jun 8th, 2005 04:39 PM

Please number federal offices of choice for our beautiful country in order of preference :

a) __ Secretary of State

b) __ Secretary of the Treasury

c) __ Secretary of Defense

d) __ Secretary of Agriculture

e) __ Other Explain: _______________________________

Evil Robot Jun 8th, 2005 08:40 PM

You must give him your info to prove your not a racist.

Tres-Ryo Jun 9th, 2005 12:07 AM

"I" is not capitolized. Committee is spelled wrong... I hope i spelled it right x.X.

Emu Jun 9th, 2005 12:12 AM

do you like anime

Archduke Tips Jun 9th, 2005 12:39 AM

Tron was a good movie.
It really helped Jeff Bridges with his career.

Ace Rimmer Jun 9th, 2005 12:54 AM

Hey its a good deal, because you can become assistant director in the federal ministry of health,nigeria,and a member of the contract award committe! Now for just your personal infomation you can become assistant director in those fine areas which is more than worth it.

Esuohlim Jun 9th, 2005 01:05 AM

haha Ace Rimmer i get it

ziggytrix Jun 9th, 2005 01:11 AM

did you? cuz I never really followed the Red Dwarf TV series, so consequently I had to look it up. :(

Mr. Fugo Jun 9th, 2005 10:11 AM

When I was asked to help Mrs. Miriam Sezeke with her money-transaction, I told her boldly, her that any affairs with Africand can result in aids. Then I bought a coke. I never heard from her again. Probably died of aids. :(


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