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this guy brendan who i work with, parks in the same lot as me every morning for work. we usually end up walking to the T and then riding the T and then walking to the office together. i usually try avoiding him if i see him in the lot, we tend to arrive at the same time most days.

my question is, am I obligated to walk with him? is it against the rules to try and shake someone? he definitely isn't a conversationalist and at 9 am, i am definitely not. it is the most awkward, insane fucking thing. he doesn't make the effort to bring up conversation, he just stares and looks around nervously with beady eyes. the conversation is so trivial and forced (weather, commuting). it drives me nuts. i tried walking ahead of him a few times, but he would speed up. is it rude to try and break away from this pseudo-inter-office-bonding? i'm not his fucking buddy. like we both feel obligated to walk to work together because we work in the same office.

No. You are not obligated to talk to him. Wear a headset and listen to music next time.

Or show him your gloc. That will redirect his route pretty fucking quick.

There's something naturally secure in every day having the same sequence of events. You don't need to talk to him, just enjoy your special relationship with your parking lot buddy.

Glock 9's are to bulky for day to day life. 38 Special Snubnose is the way to go.

And wear a face mask, and claim you have SARS.

Rape him. Rape is the answer to everything.

Q. I think this girl likes me but i dont know what to do.
A. Rape her

Q. I want this job but i dont think i am qualified for it
A. Rape the boss, and then rape the person who wants the job

Q. I was just Raped
A. Rape him

Hmm. :blah or :lol2? Life is full of such confounding decisions.

Drive to work a few minutes late and see if he's waiting for you.

The PC term is 'surprise sex'.

It's true.

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Rules? Obligation? What the fuck are you smoking?!! Do what you fucking want. Either continue to go to work on the same route and ignore him like he's a stranger, or shake him and don't associate with him. If his feelings are hurt and he talks to you about it, either

a. Laugh at him and call him a pussy, or

b. Tell him you want him to submit a one-page, single-spaced essay to your desk about why he feels that you should socialize with him on the way to work. If he doesn't, then laugh at him and call him a pussy, or if he does do it, then laugh at him and call him a chump. Shred the paper while he's still standing there. If he doesn't go crying home to his mommy, then tell him he's earned a little respect and that you would be willing to walk to work with him if he eats the paper bits from your shredder. If he does THAT, then tell him he sucks and would probably just bend over and take it if he were in prison and uh...scratch that. Just tell your boss that the guy ate the paper from your shredder and go back to whatever you were doing.

I was thinking more along the lines of "forced entry". It's not like window and doors are doing anything to fight back.

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after reading that, i asked myself..."am i obligated to read the rest of the post?"

be careful or he may sic his rats on you. :chatter

I fucking love you, Pjalne.

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Whatever you little bitch. I gave you better advice than anyone in this thread.

Give him a picture of yourself naked and ask him if he likes what he sees. If he does, then you have the right to call him an English cig and get yourself a restraining order. If he doesn't, pull the picture out and ask again. He'll eventually submit to your will.

Faggot

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i read the rest of your post. trust me, you'e better off.

Ahahahahaha :lol