Jeanette's weird sex dreams
I am prone to having very weird sex dreams. In the past, I have posted about sex dreams with Jello Biafra, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman.
Last night I dreamed that I gave Rob Riggle from the Daily Show a hand job. The big burly Marine guy. Is this because I read Daily Show slash on Livejournal? I'm honestly more attracted to John Oliver and Aasif Mandvi. :x At least this makes slighly more sense than my previous nocturnal lovers. But the thing is, I dreamed he had a small dick. Why? If this is my mind acting out my unconcious desires, why would he be poorly endowed? It doesn't make any sense at all. Especially since someone interuppted it and we spent the rest of the dream trying to hook up again. I can't even get lucky in my dreams. |
your posts give me wood...keep up the good work...
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my sex dreams are very symbolic. i usually don't dream about a specific person. i dream about swimming with snakes in water or watching strawberries grow (like in stop frame). i don't know why the strawberries seem sexual to me, but i always wake up feeling extra tingly.
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I take it I am the only one with secret longings for the Daily Show news team? |
I've wanted to fuck all 3 female corespondents.
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I rarely have sex dreams, but when I wake up from them I'm either extremely depressed or extremely angry
Mostly because they're never about random people and always about the people I want to fuck in real life |
We've had discussions on here before about lucid dreaming. People say it's wonderful because of the liberty it grants sans consequence. Of the dreams I remember upon waking, they're usually lucid and this makes them far more depressing.
One of the most interesting instances was when I was asleep next to someone who was extremely draining on my psyche, but I let her sleep next to me because it seemed to be the right thing to do at the time. I started dreaming that I was exactly where I actually was situated, but a pristine "conventional beauty" (the sort that I am rarely, if ever, attracted to but they are what models strive to be) came and mounted me. It was a lucid dream and I told myself, "this is stupid, I should wake up" because I think I grasped the symbolism of it all WHILE I was dreaming. That totally sucked. |
last night I had a sex dream that this asian girl had 3 arms (her third arm came out of her belly), and she kept trying to jerk me off while having sex.
I think this may mean i'm a homo |
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:eek that was rude, although from what i've read seth always comes off as a creep to his females of choice and they run away :(
or maybe its the bowtie >: |
Or the mid-coital vomiting. :orgasm :puke orgasm
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Did you have a sex dream about the skinny Jello Biafra or the current, fatter model.
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And did the sex dreams involve him, David Spade, and Pee Wee Herman at the same time, or seperately? If seperately, how the fuck did the Pee Wee dream go down?
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In a cinema no doubt!. Hoho!
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PS: So the semi-chubby one then? |
Did he get to third base?
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This thread is gross. :(
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:lol
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