Haiku anyone?
 

No news is good news
No logo beats the new one
Pickleman is gay

Numbers for Newbies
Jamesman wins a blue ribbon
Made a zombie thread

Chojin is no girl
He likes to dance with machines
He needs no condoms

Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Where is Rongi now?

Ah, alone again.
This reminds me of high school.
I think I'll jerk off.

I rule the haiku
I don't plan them out at all
But they still kick ass

This Haiku kicks ass
Screw you guys, I'm going home
P.S: Haiku's suck

slavemason:

as often as you
use my name in other threads,
where's my damn haiku?

Sadie

Whoops, I dropped the ball
I forgot to credit you
For my great grammerh

the masked monk is right
he writes one bad ass haiku
he's egotistic

well of course I am
but only because I rock
more than everyone

some scholars would say
these are not haiku at all
'cause nature's not addressed.

sadie is right, plus,
english haiku don't need set
syllables in them

making sense is hard
with seventeen syllables.
but eleven? shit!

Tornados are fun
Buildings and cars can take flight
Three cheers for nature

sadie's last line has
one too many syllables
i enjoy camping

The monk is insane
like a rabid sea otter.
count it nice and slow

well actually
i interpreted the word
"nature's" as three

yeah that's kind of wrong
not entirely SHUT UP
the trees are pretty

"Kind of wrong" my ass
"Nature's" is two syllables
Monk ruined the thread >:

:(

Only one beer left
I know this is out of place
Fuck the ska forum

skanking is the best
you can skank to anything
nature likes it too

you screwed up again
you may as well discuss food
ska forum, asshole

but it's a haiku
it fits well inside this thread
as do all haikus

i could write haikus
about playing nintendo
and it could go here

You could eat a dick
and write haiku about it
still nobody cares