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10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 18th, 2008 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 579877)


Wow...pure badness. How did that fit that one in, were they in Detroit?


Robocop would beat anyone in the squared circle....if they're still there 10 minutes later when finally he gets there.

MattJack Sep 19th, 2008 11:15 AM

Robocop has a gun that he keeps inside his thigh, so he wins by default.

I saw the bloopers reel after watching that Robocop one and I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Booker T call Hulk Hogan a nigga.

"HULK HOGAN I'M COMING FOR YOU NIGGA!!"

pac-man Sep 19th, 2008 02:02 PM

Remember the movie No Holds Barred? Remember how they spun it off into an "actual" WWF feud? Remember how it made Randy Savage and Sensational Sherri lose their minds?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3Xvnx2Huiw

Sam Sep 19th, 2008 02:11 PM

I wish Robocop was in wrestling now. :(

Angryhydralisk Sep 22nd, 2008 11:15 AM

I wish Robocop would befriend Sting again. TNA might make sense then.

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 09:34 PM

I wish they would bring IRS back. Money, Inc. was the greatest tag team ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcsNwwK9vfg

The tax cheat accusations are hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP2mv...eature=related

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 09:37 PM

I hear tell WWE signed his son to a developmental contract.

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 09:40 PM

Hopefully he continues the gimmick. I remember one time Chief Strongbow was giving Tatanka his ceremonial headdress and IRS came out demanding a "gift tax" and proceeded to stomp the shit out of the headdress. Shit is hilarious.

pac-man Sep 22nd, 2008 09:47 PM

They could make his gimmick more topical. Maybe "Mort Gage" or "Will Foreclose"

WhiteRat Sep 22nd, 2008 09:53 PM

I like it. He would just go around ridiculing people for their house foreclosure and blame them for the struggling economy. Now is the perfect time for the WWE to go with something like that.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 23rd, 2008 03:30 PM

They need to bring back Duke "The Dumpster" Droese to combat global warming then. Possibly with Rhino coming back as Al-Agorey. The 2nd part needs work.

WhiteRat Sep 23rd, 2008 09:53 PM

What happens when you combine the Ultimate Warrior, Phill Collins, and Gilbert Gotfried?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0pyWCNEIY

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 24th, 2008 08:17 PM

Wow, Warriors a nutjob. Phil Collins is a whiner. Gottfried...a Legend

pac-man Sep 25th, 2008 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WhiteRat (Post 581433)
What happens when you combine the Ultimate Warrior, Phill Collins, and Gilbert Gotfried?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs0pyWCNEIY

You magnificent bastard. :lol

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:56 PM

http://video.aol.com/video-detail/ho...-07/2495940222

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 05:44 PM

HOLY CRAP!

"I'M GOING TO FUCK YOUR ASS" is not something I would expect the Iron Sheik to say. :(

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 06:22 PM

"i'm going to do you a favor! Go fuck yourself!"

"I'm broke!"

Hahaha, hilarious.

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 07:37 PM



Fromer WWE manager and now TNA man Jim Cornette goes completely apeshit at a DQ drive thru.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id4rZhN_LEg

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 10:32 PM

It cuts it off. Richard Christy was another wrestler they called Killer Bee on video conference. It was amazing.

WhiteRat Sep 26th, 2008 10:44 PM

Jake "The Snake" Roberts at his finest, ie completely wasted and rambling like a fucking idiot.

DDT DDT DDT DDT DDT

Part 1 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9clRpVbYZw8

Part 2 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awd1uVpkjB0

Just watched this again and it's hilarious. Part 2 features poor Jake staggering down to the ring, clearly wasted and out of his gourd.

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 11:25 PM

I remember a couple of years ago they brought Jake Roberts to TNA for a short bit and he seemed just as fucking wasted as ever.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 7th, 2008 07:08 PM

http://www.myspace.com/Koko


The official Koko B. Ware site

Even if it's fake the blogs are out of control hilarious.

WhiteRat Oct 8th, 2008 09:42 PM

The writing style and content of the blogs reminds me of ol' Jim Anchower:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37326

Pentegarn Oct 11th, 2008 04:58 AM

I hear tell the Honkey Tonk Man may wrestle in the next PPV which may make me break my "I only watch Wrestlemania" habit :P

pac-man Oct 11th, 2008 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 586896)
I hear tell the Honkey Tonk Man may wrestle in the next PPV which may make me break my "I only watch Wrestlemania" habit :P

Why in the hell would they trot out a fat-old dinosaur like Honky Tonk, when there's a perfectly fit old dinosaur named The Ultimate Warrior out there?


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