KING OF MOCKERY
 

Let's meet the contestants >:



Schimid

Fighting Style - Professional Wrestling
Birthdate - Sept. 3
Nationality - American
Blood Type - B+
Height - 5'9"
Weight - 149 lbs.
Hobbies - Music, Video Games
Favorite Food - Popcorn
Favorite Sport - Dodgeball
Prized Things - iPod, Lucky Brown Coat
Dislikes - Spicy Food, Weakness



Retro Kat

Fighting Style - Thumb Wrestling
Birthdate - Feb. 28
Nationality - GERMANICANESE
Blood Type - Jolt Cola
Height - 5'11"
Weight - 102 lbs.
Hobbies - Surfing, Collecting Rag Dolls
Favorite Food - Right Eye
Favorite Sport - Competitive Caps Locking
Prized Things - Shell Necklace, Right Arm
Dislikes - SECKS (J/K GUYS)



Drew Katsikas

Fighting Style - Playingum Possumo
Birthdate - The Coldest Day Ever
Nationality - Minneapolis
Blood Type - Tears :(
Height - 4'2"
Weight - 242 lbs.
Hobbies - Being sad :(
Favorite Food - Onions :(
Favorite Sport - Competitive Crying
Prized Things - Bottom Lip, Halo
Dislikes - Kittens :(



SMN

Fighting Style - Faggotry
Birthdate - Easter
Nationality - French :lol
Blood Type - Semen
Height - 7'5"
Weight - 23 lbs.
Hobbies - Impersonating Jack Skellington
Favorite Food - Green Tea, Strudel :lol
Favorite Sport - DDR ('cause Chojin likes it ^_^)
Prized Things - His Friends At I-Mockery
Dislikes - Fat Thighs, Body Hair



Comrade Rocket

Fighting Style - Lens Flare
Birthdate - June 15th, 1945
Nationality - WEST COAST
Blood Type - BABABY
Height - 6'0"
Weight - 164 lbs.
Hobbies - Driving, Glasses
Favorite Food - Glasses
Favorite Sport - Seeing Competitions
Prized Things - Glasses
Dislikes - Contacts

THE BOSSES



Ninjavenom

Fighting Style - LIGHTNING NINJA
Birthdate - YEAR OF DRAGON
Nationality - TOKYO
Blood Type - POISON
Height - 4'1"
Weight - 90 lbs.
Hobbies - SHRUIKENS AND DEATH
Favorite Food - IMMORTAL SOUL
Favorite Sport - JUMPING
Prized Things - MASK
Dislikes - BANGS :(



Helm

Fighting Style - Making You Cry :(
Birthdate - December 12
Nationality - Norway
Blood Type - Ice Water
Height - 6'10"
Weight - 54 lbs.
Hobbies - ROBOTS
Favorite Food - Thumbs, Human Hearts
Favorite Sport - Beating You Up :(
Prized Things - Hair, Backwards Shirt
Dislikes - YOU >:



Chojin

Fighting Style - DDR-Inspired Capoeira
Birthdate - Christmas
Nationality - Malaysian
Blood Type - O2 :(
Height - 6'2"
Weight - 210 lbs.
Hobbies - DDR, Making Pizza :lol
Favorite Food - Sushi
Favorite Sport - Croquet
Prized Things - AAA on Silent Hill
Dislikes - SMN, Dr. Flowershirt, Being "geng"



RoG

Fighting Style - Sindrel From Mortal Kombat :lol
Birthdate - Feb. 2
Nationality - Retroville
Blood Type - Hair Gel
Height - 7'0"
Weight - 241 lbs.
Hobbies - Cookies, Action Figures
Favorite Food - Peeps
Favorite Sport - Extreme Forts
Prized Things - Wife :(
Dislikes - ArrowX

HERE COMES A NEW OPPONENT!!!



Sethomas

Fighting Style - Debating
Birthdate - August 7th
Nationality - Polish :eek
Blood Type - A
Height - 6'4"
Weight - 221 lbs.
Hobbies - Smoking, Selling Used Cars
Favorite Food - Cigar Smoke
Favorite Sport - Debating
Prized Things - Bow Tie, Curling Iron
Dislikes - Ignorance, Misplacing Hair Spray

2ND TURBO EDITION



Perndog

Fighting Style - FIRE >:
Birthdate - THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR >:
Nationality - AFRICA >:
Blood Type - VERY WARM WATER
Height - 6'1"
Weight - 201 lbs.
Hobbies - Music, SATAN >:
Favorite Food - PIG'S BLOOD >:
Favorite Sport - SACRIFICE >:
Prized Things - Pentragram, Guitar
Dislikes - GOD >:



Tropical

Fighting Style - Gunfire, Lighter
Birthdate - April 8th
Nationality - Korean
Blood Type - Soy Sauce
Height - 5'3"
Weight - 104 lbs.
Hobbies - Smoking, Selling Used Cars
Favorite Food - General's Chicken
Favorite Sport - Professional Lighting
Prized Things - Karate Robe, Two-Toned Loveseat
Dislikes - Botched Mock Wars :(



Pub Lover

Fighting Style - Prodding/Drunken Master
Birthdate - May 15th
Nationality - New Zealand
Blood Type - BEER
Height - 5'10"
Weight - 115 lbs.
Hobbies - PUBS
Favorite Food - Pickles And Beers
Favorite Sport - Drinking Games
Prized Things - Pickle Shot Glass, StrangePuppets Posters
Dislikes - Closing Time :(

makes me wish I had a pic to post :(

SECRET CHARACTER ACTIVATED!!!



Fartin Mowler's Crotch

Fighting Style - Slap-Fighting
Birthdate - ???
Nationality - FartinMowler
Blood Type - :lol
Height - 2 1/3"
Weight - 4 cubic ounces
Hobbies - Vomiting, "Seeing" His Daughters
Favorite Food - K-Y Jelly
Favorite Sport - Doesn't Matter, Always Gets Beat
Prized Things - His Daughters
Dislikes - Bugs, Chafing

there's no girls :(

My crotch had declined any interviews or comments.

can it shoot lazers :eek

:lol this thread is awesome

That picture of rog is awesome.

this is fun glad im not included

Fartin Mowlers groin pulls out


Monday Jun7, 11:53 AM ET Add U.S. National - AP to My Yahoo!

By MATT CURRY, Associated Press Writer
Toronto Canada Fartin Mowler has been told to get a lawyer for anyone trying to earn a buck off the slogan. The popular catchphrase intended to promote tidy roadsides has appeared on everything from T-shirts and bumper stickers to breath mint tins and refrigerator magnets. Now, Fartin Mowler wants it back.
AP Photo

"Fartin has a lot of money invested in the slogan, and we definitely want people to know it's a disturbing message, it's not a macho message," said Doris Howdeshell, director of the department's travel division.
In the past year, the agency has sent 23 cease-and-desist letters warning merchandisers against unauthorized use of the federally registered trademark.
While no one has been sued, Fartin Mowlers office is reviewing cases in which merchandisers have refused to comply, said Jennifer Soldano, a Transportation Department lawyer.
But the action may be too little, too late, said Kae McLaughlin of the Canadian Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League, which has been asked to stop selling its "Don't Mess With Fartin Mowlers Groin" T-shirts.
"It's such a commonly used phrase that it's rather absurd to think they're going to be able to corral this back in," McLaughlin said.
The slogan was created by an Austin advertising firm in 1986, and made its television premiere during the Cotton Bowl on Jan. 1, 1987. The Fartin Mowler Groin campaign created a buzz, with high profile Texans like country singer Willie Nelson and boxer George Foreman.
The Canadian Goverment only recently stepped up enforcement to protect its trademark, registered in 2000.
Trademark and patent lawyer Ted Stevenson said the department would have a difficult time showing that consumers were confusing the abortion-rights T-shirts with its Groin campaign. However, the state could claim its message is being diluted by the slogan's unauthorized uses. Fartin Mowlers groin did make a final comment that if Glowbelly did join the race he would be proud to be beaten by a real woman ;Not one of those fake ones.

:lol Excellent thread, Schimid.

Man, I so wish to do this thing. :(

Helm looks like a total fucking badass. I think I will shit my pants in fear now.

The Greek nation cannot yet afford color. :/

Well, this half Greek opponent got the color.

I'm gonna get everyone in this thing and the people who're already in will get sick of it and it'll eventually grow old and sour but the people not yet put into it will still want it to thrive so they can see themselves in it and feel like they're a part of the "community".

EXPANSION PACK



ScruU2wice

Fighting Style - VWAT?!
Birthdate - VWAT'S DAT?!
Nationality - Agrabah
Blood Type - Oil
Height - 6'4"
Weight - 174 lbs.
Hobbies - VWAT AR' YOU SAYINK?!
Favorite Food - Fried Rat
Favorite Sport - Pie-Eating Contests
Prized Things - Glasses, Convenience Store
Dislikes - Surprise Suicide Bombers



Skulhedface

Fighting Style - Skulhedface sucks.
Birthdate - Skulhedface sucks.
Nationality - Skulhedface sucks.
Blood Type - Skulhedface sucks.
Height - Skulhedface sucks.
Weight - Skulhedface sucks.
Hobbies - Skulhedface sucks.
Favorite Food - Skulhedface sucks.
Favorite Sport - Skulhedface sucks.
Prized Things - Skulhedface sucks.
Dislikes - Sucking



Glowbelly

Fighting Style - Artsy Fartsium
Birthdate - July 5
Nationality - Holland
Blood Type - Canvas Oils
Height - ???
Weight - ???
Hobbies - Art, Pointing Lamps In Awkward Directions And Giggling
Favorite Food - Cream Puffs
Favorite Sport - Fingerpainting
Prized Things - Italian Boyfriend, Orange-Rimmed Spy Camera
Dislikes - Spectre X



Spectre X

Fighting Style - Angstio
Birthdate - January 18
Nationality - Switzerland
Blood Type - SoBe
Height - 5'5"
Weight - 198 lbs.
Hobbies - Drawing, Going To Penny Arcade
Favorite Food - Schniztel
Favorite Sport - Cricket
Prized Things - Drawing Ability ( :lol )
Dislikes - Criticism, Being Grounded

WHAT'S THIS? A SECRET CHARACTER!



AOK

Fighting Style - Guerilla Tactics
Birthdate - Five Minutes Ago
Nationality - The Sewers
Blood Type - Urine
Height - 2'4"
Weight - 63 lbs.
Hobbies - Surprising People, Dancing
Favorite Food - Whatever He Can Scavage
Favorite Sport - Stinkfisting
Prized Things - Doll (Brownie), Genesis Controller
Dislikes - Being Late, Coming Up Short

this thread should be a sticky :lol

I want to play

my birthday is june 16 (8 days!!). i am ALMOST 5'5" and i weigh more than you because my bones are made of lead :)

I must recognize the coolness of this thread.

good work guys this is what mocking is all about reminds me of the old boards am i right hey schimid do me here is my picture did you know i am good with the ladies also

Don't see too many of those around anymore :(


EDIT: BAPE DLEMUR!