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kahljorn Jul 7th, 2003 08:01 PM

:(:(:( Serious only!
 
I can't get laid and women hate me, so do men so I can't be gay. Whenever I turn to animals they run. I need advice. :( :( :(: (: (:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( . My existence is sad and Pitiful. I expect serious advice. Seriously. Serious only.

whoreable Jul 7th, 2003 09:02 PM

Be someone else.

kahljorn Jul 7th, 2003 09:21 PM

Can I possess you?

Esuohlim Jul 7th, 2003 09:38 PM

Seriously, shut up. :lol

Animals don't run when you put them at the edge of a cliff. In fact, they back up. Hope my advice is helpful. :lol

CaptainBubba Jul 7th, 2003 09:40 PM

Maybe you should try rape?

kahljorn Jul 7th, 2003 10:06 PM

I already tried rape, my penis retreated into uncharted lands.

Anti-Xocial Jul 14th, 2003 05:50 PM

Quit trying so hard and just sit back and watch how disaster will unfold itself to you!
When you're looking for it, you never find it, but (as sure as "Amen" is said in a church) so is the probablity of you getting laid when you don't want it anymore!

Trust Me!! :(

Hobo Renee Jul 23rd, 2003 03:50 AM

Move out of Southern California. You can be ugly and be considered good looking much easier in other parts of the country. You can also be poorer but survive easier.

sadie Jul 23rd, 2003 08:06 AM

wamp.


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