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I can't get laid and women hate me, so do men so I can't be gay. Whenever I turn to animals they run. I need advice. :( :( :(: (: (:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( . My existence is sad and Pitiful. I expect serious advice. Seriously. Serious only.
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Be someone else.
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Can I possess you?
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Seriously, shut up. :lol
Animals don't run when you put them at the edge of a cliff. In fact, they back up. Hope my advice is helpful. :lol |
Maybe you should try rape?
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I already tried rape, my penis retreated into uncharted lands.
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Quit trying so hard and just sit back and watch how disaster will unfold itself to you!
When you're looking for it, you never find it, but (as sure as "Amen" is said in a church) so is the probablity of you getting laid when you don't want it anymore! Trust Me!! :( |
Move out of Southern California. You can be ugly and be considered good looking much easier in other parts of the country. You can also be poorer but survive easier.
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wamp.
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