Me too. :lol

There we go.

No Pub I will not dedicate Lola to you. Too easy. I will find something befitting of you one day. Even if I have to record 8 hours of dead silence to do it.

I agree, that choice must be too easy! I can follow the logic of why it'd be dedicated to me, which doesn't fit your usual dedication system at all.

You know me so well.

If Pub and I adopted a baby and gave it fatherly advice, The Kinks would right lyrics about it.

Oooh! That is harsh on so many levels, My Friend. ;D



Have we got a laughing through the bitter tears emoticon yet?

Nice Bape skin. :rolleyes

There isn't an eyeroll big enough to cover it.

I'm supposed to shoot bullet out of a 45 and a paper target tomorrow. :(

Poor trees.

KITSA! I made you a photshop project. I expect you to do something with it!

I put it on just for the screenshot.

I'd forgotten it was there until you chastised Mr Mockery for not using. :x

I think I'll sit it out, Tadao.

You and everyone else with a brain.

In that case, I guess I'll enter.

If I drink just enough I'll be able to create something with Paint. But if I take one sip too many I'll rape myself and fall asleep.

Yo.

I died btw.

Thought you should know.

ghey

a g-g-g-g-ghost! :eek

It's supposed to snow 9 inches today :(

Still, not as bad as Iceland.....

Wow. I had no idea about that. Isn't it weird when you learn things from i-mockery?

A government collapsing would be pretty fucking scary.

When I was a kid reading about governments collapsing I always pictured total anarchy and the actual government buildings falling over.

Yeah, well, it's not as if all social and economic foundations have been torn asunder, it's just like all your current ministers quitting, which, depending who you talk to, isn't always going to be a bad thing. No idea about Iceland, but people protesting daily for them to quit sounds like they might not mind.

I too imagined actual building falling down. Also, lots of fire.

Dang. What's a dude to do when he's got cancer, loses his job, and the country he is leading falls apart? We need to get this guy some suicide counseling.

Edit: Or a really good hug.

I dunno, I think the economic foundations are pretty buggered. As they are just about everywhere.

I'm still laughing from yesterday's wtf where Rod Blagojevich (the disgraced governor) went on a media blitz instead of attending his impeachment hearing. On a talk show, he revealed that he'd briefly considered giving Obama's empty Senate seat to Oprah Winfrey. He also compared his sufferings to those of Martin Luther King Jr. and Ghandi.

He's koo-koo.

Is JD really bling?

I thought all the mofo gangsta's drink cristal champagne

I don't think i've ever seen them drinking. But then I obviously dont hang about in the right places.

It's the sparkly alcoholic bevvie that turned up on blingee, and it's the one I'd prefer anyway.

Many mofo ganstas in yourkshire, Scrub?

It's snowing and snowing and snowing some more. My neighbor, the one with the giant van that farts voluminous clouds of exhaust, has somehow found a tatty snowblower that also farts voluminous clouds of exhaust. Dunno how he does it.

Farts.

It's apt , the van is vulgar.

We have dodgy ones, who think tucking one sock into their tracksuit bottoms and one over their trousers is cool.

I JUST FINISHED READING GOOD OMENS BY TERRY PRATCHETT/NEIL GAIMAN

I LIKE HOW DEATH TALKS LIKE THIS

DEATH SHOULD POST ON I-MOCK

g'nite

SHUT UP RANKERI IT'S 4:45 IN THE AFTERNOON

FAG

Rankeri: :rolleyes

Esuohlim, crissmus is over so you need to switch out from ralphie. i suggest sammy davis jnr

I wish it was 4:45.
Then I'd still be in the pub.

Every time I consider rehashing an old avatar I can never find the same image.

Remember the one with George Costanza smoking a cigar? That image does not exist on the internet anymore >:

SEE

I finally looked into what the SHAMWOW guy(Vince) before selling SHAMWOWs. I knew he looked familiar but couldn't place him. He's from "The Underground Comedy Movie". :( When I first saw the preview for it I was excited because they had a parody of "The Baseball Furies" from the Warriors. Man was the underground comedy movie trash though. So much that I'm suprised Vince has ever gotten work again.

DEAR MILHOUSE,
i hope this is an adequate substitute for what you are looking for.

I'm looking at being snowbound with no catfood. The last bit of catfood was gobbled down and then promptly thrown up....in the bowl....by the cat. Well, guess it's taken care of if she gets desperate enough.

I guess I could feed 'em dogfood.

OK KITSA, THANKS

THANKS KITSA

THANK YOU FOR POSTING

You bet your bippy it is, sir

WAIT MAYBE IT WON'T I AM HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS :(

Maybe someone could turn this math problem into an avatar for me idk

I love how people descend on me like I just said something worthless in a thread that has to be the biggest general collection of worthlessness ever.

Srsly, milhouse.

Yeah but at least mine are annoying to read. Yours are annoying to have to skim over.

Seriously, talk about your cat or whatever some more. I'm sure Tadao will acknowledge you eventually.

:gettingfiesty

Oh Oh! Milhouse put on his big boy pants today!

Colbert in a clown wig is the winner today! Say hello to 2006 again :smokin

My dog threw up part of my shoe that he ate earlier today onto my clean socks.

Learn it. Know it. Live it. :themoreyouknow

Good idea

:rolleyes

I am exploring the depths of Klaus Nomi! He looks like an action figure! I sort of think that is pretty rad. Other than that, his appearence on Venture Brothers is becoming alot more hilarious to me.

Other than that, life sucks in general!!!

Peace out ya'lls!!

He'll be the Judge of that.

I never said "I know"...I said if he found me so annoying he could just ignore me and stop being a douchebag about it.

Pretty much all milhouse does is complain about other people. I guess that's his "shtick". Maybe one day it'll actually be more interesting that what he's usually complaining about. One day.

Fucking snow. I just cleared off the driveway late last night and look at this. I might as well not have done anything.

What can I say Metalmilitia I'm just a lousy American!

Goddamn, this class is awful.

We're sitting in a big square of tables instead of the regular classroom layout because we're goin' for OPTIMAL CREATIVITY or some shit.

Fuck you, hippie teachers and faggy students.

Oh yeah, snow is such a bitch. :rolleyes
Fuck there's alot of it too, atleast 20 fucking cm! That is fucking hardcore! :rolleyes
And the weather? I bet it must be freezing as hell, like -6 C, fuck! :rolleyes
It's so fucking awesome how you guys don't have to go to school/work if there's too much snow :rolleyes

Rankeri, please pull the panty-wedgie out of your ass.

I've been to fucking Northern Europe, I know it's different there. I've also lived in Wisconsin, where there is considerably more snow than here, and that's how I know enough to say this:

IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHETHER WHERE YOU LIVE KNOWS HOW TO FUCKING HANDLE SNOW OR NOT.

In Wisconsin this would have been nothing. In Wisconsin, I remember cross-country skiing in my Halloween costume and waiting for the school bus when it was -40F (I guess that would also be -40C) out. But then they plowed the roads and stayed on top of it so that it never got the chance to be a big deal.

Here, in southern Ohio, people shit themselves when it snows. People crash into ditches and run to the grocery store to stock up on junk food in case they're not able to get out for a week. They wait to plow until it's too late and as a result the snow on the roads is deeper than the car can get over. For that reason, things shut down. Because they don't know how to handle snow here. Thus, something that I AM QUITE AWARE IS NOT A BIG DEAL turns into a big deal through general ineptitude.

Don't try swinging your Nordic balls around >:|

god damn, I can't find 30 cm ruler, it has literally vanished.

Now how the fuck am I supposed to plot an accurate and clean graph with only a 15 cm ruler? >:

Never mind, I did it anyway

:rolleyes

From what I've heard from Navy friends, it will be a nightmare for people who don't know what to expect. :(

Kitsa, you're at your best when you're calling the other jerks here on our hypocrisy. :)

Whats' up guys

I heard word that the general opinion around hereabouts is that you're the same person, Buddy. ;)

Hey Clay! Is it true that the Navy get the gravy but the Army get the beans, beans, beans?

HXC

Shouldn't you be going to bed, KayRanny? >:

The Navy gives you boot rot :x

:rolleyes

Isn't that why they stopped using wooden ships?

:troutslap

It's almost 70 degrees out and sunny. I don't think I can take much more of this crazy weather!

Yeah, southern california is a tortourous place to live. When are you leaving it?

What, forevers forevers? NEVER!

Why Pub, are you proposing to me?! :love

Stupid lag posts!

Oh please, 70 degrees :rolleyes

When I was a youngin' at school for very smalls people, we used to sing the Beach Boys and tell tales of our fantastic future lives in SoCal. :(

We understood it to be paradise.

That's Fahrenheit for all you Euro fags.

The only place better is Hawaii, but it helps to not have to work for a living.

70 F = 21 C

21 C is kid stuff :rolleyes

Isn't that room temperature?

70 F is not too cold not too hot. It's even more perfect with the sun shining down and a slight breeze. Much like today.

Goodbye page :(