I'm crushed, too.
 

I'm dying.

DON'T LET LADIES GET YOU DOWN.

now you're crushing him with your expectations

I'M BEING CRUSHED BY EXPECTATIONS.

AND TITS.

AND EXPECTATIONS OF TITS

EXPECTORATING TITS

O GOD EXPECTORANTS MAKE ME VOMIT

that said I expectorate over tits all the time

This thread makes me feel dirty.

that's cause your mind's in the gutter, guttersnipe.

I'M IN THE FRIEND ZONE

AWW FUCK

Of course, friend to her does not exclude casual sex. :)

i've got crushed syndrome, guys :( :willie

inhale one helium filled balloon and post here in the morning :(

I want a friend who will let me touch her naughty bits and then hang out un-awkardly the next day. Is that so much to ask? :(

Usually it means they're crazy :(

Totally. She'll grow up one day, though.

I can handle crazy :(

It will be like 2 or 3 more heartbreaks before this type of normal stuff stops bothering you.

As much as I believe and realize that, it's still painful.

It's just gotta happen to everyone sometime.

Until your heart is as hard as a rock I'm afraid. Just have to go through it and tough it out.

don't be a dumb dink face fathom, you are too little to be thinking about girls

DON'T TRY TO GET IN HIS PANTS JUST BECAUSE HIS GUARD IS DOWN >:

You just haven't diddled the right little boy yet.