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certified virgin-a Nov 21st, 2007 05:06 PM

The stages of relationship
stage 1: boy meets girl. They kiss. The grass is really green. Suddenly the world seems like an awesome place. Trust is being acquired. :love

stage 2: you meet each others friends and parents. You're still testing the waters and having sex almost everytime you see each other. :rock

stage 3: things that seemed cute begin to not be so cute. benefit of the doubt is given hoping to be surprised.

stage 4: resentment sets in. I ditched my friends for this bozo??

stage 5: everything your gf/bf does is like nails scratching down the blackboard. You suddenly think of ways to get out of this and hope that the world will accept you back after you've been in hiding for so long.

what do you do at this point? suggestions? >:

noob3 Nov 21st, 2007 05:43 PM

uh? dump your person, because your relatioinship obviously is not working out & it seems like you just had some horny sex with some one you did not even like..

MarioRPG Nov 22nd, 2007 03:08 PM

I hear you get married between 4 and 5.

Seven Force Nov 23rd, 2007 01:44 AM

im willing to bet this was in the span of a few months or so, so step 6 would be

6. graduate high school

Emu Nov 23rd, 2007 01:25 PM

lower your standards and accept your fate

Esuohlim Nov 23rd, 2007 10:39 PM

lol my old girlfriend pretty much blew off all of her friends when we started going out and now she has no friends whatsoever. Whoops!

Emu Nov 23rd, 2007 10:44 PM

But what about you?

Esuohlim Nov 23rd, 2007 10:51 PM

I had no friends in the first place!

Actually we started going out at the beginning of college freshman year so any friends I had were from high school that I wanted to get rid of anyway.

JediScum Nov 24th, 2007 12:13 AM

Crackwhores are the bomb. If you sex them up real good, they come back for free and then all you have to do is make them a sandwich or give them a bag of pretzels. When you really get tired of them, you can pretend to freak out, yelling "I didn't know that YOU DID COKE!!! " and call the police.

mischief Nov 26th, 2007 03:03 AM

seven force is right but i imagine this was more like a few weeks and not months

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