i thought you were

Chojin took it away cuz i dont post that much anymore :(

This whole vacation sux. I've been sick as a dog since thursday so I cant go out. The only time I can go out is to go to work >:

I havent smoked a cigarette in days I wanna kill someone!

At least I got FFT: War Of The Lions to entertain me

Cigarettes are bad Rongi. What kind of role model are you?

Nooooo not having a computer sucks. And I got a computer game for christmas. :tear
Not having an internet connection sucks too, but in that "I need another hit man, c'mon" kinda way. And not a single computer place around here can look at the damned thing until mid-next week.
Speaking of hits:
I FEEL YOUR PAIN

i'm smoking RIGHT NOW >:

I'm smoking for three

I smoke, therefore I am.

...or therefore I was depending on how much cancer I have.

i kinda miss the days when i could stay underwater for 2+ minutes :(

Not me! Now I can choke myself quicker while I masturbate.

I'm currently reading Bruce Campbell's 'If Chins Could Kill'. It's much more interesting than this thread right now.

I'm only here because Chjin called me Princess for being such a fag & not logging on.

Is Code-Wheel Jones really Willie?
If so I am really >:

Why is that significant? You have hell of too many stupid posts yourself. At least mine are largely contained in stupid threads, baby. :love

PublicPubLoather: Yes, I miss Loveline dearly. Because I totally missed all the polls asking what forums I wanted to see got rid of.
Chojin (AIM): well it's back now anyway
PublicPubLoather: Thank you, Mister Yockey. :)
Chojin (AIM): you're welcome, princess

Yeah, & the only reason I had that chat was because I wasn't going to log on just to post in that thread.

"THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS BOARD FOR SERIOUS HOMOS TO DISCUSS THEIR SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS." - Chojin

I'm gone for three days and now there's a lot of new shit to learn around here >:

Janky >:

I'm gone for 10 and there's some new, very shitty people!

Mabye instead of complaining you could go convince some of the cool old people to come back!

HEY QUIT FIGHTING YOU TWO >:

I was in Florida since Boxing Day and I had a damn Seven Force dream while I was there. >:

I think most of the "cool people" that left are gone for a variety of reasons. The main reason being that too many current posters really suck :lol . Maybe if you leave for a bit, they'll be lulled into a false sense of security and come back!

Oh shit rongi! Thanks for the reminder. Almost went too far there :lol

PS - I just saw the burger king commercial where the guy is either a terrible actor or genuinely pissed off and says "GET BACK THERE AND MAKE ME A WHOPPER" :lol

Milhouse, last night I had a dream where I could communicate with ghosts in my apartment and they were all hot girls who liked to get naked and stuff but occasionally they'd show me what they looked like the moment they died and I was all :x. I distinctly remember that at one point I asked "what the fuck was that?" and one of them explained and showed me in great detail all the cuts and burns and shit. I was both very aroused and horrified by this dream :(

Way Sexy! :eek
Self ban, & we have a deal.

Whoops, forgot the :love

Nothing but :love 4 GW

I had a dream last night where I opened up a giant, rusty vault door from like 1880's New York City. There were ghosts and monsters and stuff inside, like a haunted boiler room, only when you got lost, you couldn't find your way back out. But I did. Then Koreans were invading my city at night and I tried to run back home and one of them pointed his rifle at me. I cried and yelled, "Don't shoot. I'm a boy!" He told me to get on the ground. I did, sobbing.

And that's the last thing I remember doing in that dream before my dumbass friend kicked me in the head.

Why were you kicked in the head?

How should I know? He probably thought it'd wake me up. I mean, if someone was sleeping, a foot in the face can drive home a point fast.

Zomboid did you hear about the watchmen movie that's going to come out?

Yeah it looks like it's gonna really suck a fat one :(

WHOA! NEW LOOK!

I feel like I should be the boy in your avatar, Rongi. Jus cuz I love titties so damn much.

I'm still an ass man though, but we'll keep that a secret so nobody but the internet knows.

I did, and yeah it will probably suck a whole lot :(

OMGOMGOMG! SITE REDESIGN IS LIVE! OMGOMGOMG! HERE'S HERE'S A DETAILED LIST OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS CHANGED!

http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...-new-i-mockery

Nice redesign & everything. Could we have a little note at the top of the page for the next few days saying "No 'Hi I am new' threads!" so all the new people, that I'm going to be really nice to, get the frikking idea?

I've changed my mind. I don't like the new lag. It feels like dial-up. :x

MOCKERY WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE

Wrongers.

The lag you're experiencing has nothing to do with the redesign. Late at night our server stats run and it causes lag. I even doubled checked with tech support and they confirmed it: "Your server is swapping due to the amount of RAM analog stats uses. Likely, it will not speed up until this completes."

YOUR FACE :picklehat

I guess that means everything is just perfect. >:

Well done. >:

I give this redesign an A+

Props especially for the search list, which unlike a lot of other sites is totally not shitty and completely functional.

The alarming speed with which I found the old Lawstripz article was

uh

Alarming!

26 & still using the wacky location of Earth? :rolleyes
Also was it necessary to say 'shits nobody cares about' five times? This is the internet, if you like something there is every chance a guy on here likes to have sex with it. ;)

Hey Seven Force! :lol

The subforums keep moving around. It's damn near enough to drive a drunk guy MAD! :eek

I have nothing to talk about. Nephews however did get us all sick on New Years eve. Thanks a lot!

Hey folks. It's 2008 here now. We got jetpacks & sexy space aliens. :D

You guys better get here fast before we run out, like last year. ;)

PUB LOVER I DO NOT WANT TO APPEAR RUDE BUT ZAKO IS MEGA COOL AND YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELF

But anyway enjoy the future buddy

i aint nothin' but a horndog

Give me a week or so to get used to this new design because I HATE CHANGE :throwschairs

Thanks, glad ya like it. That was easily the most requested feature to be added to the site so I made sure we had a really nice one that almost always gave you the results you were looking for and didn't send you off to some shitty looking page at the same time.

Sometimes change... is good. :O

Yes in fact change can be PERFECT!

ATTENTION VIDEO GAME NERDS: I need to know if an N64 AV cable will also work for a Gamecube. SOMEONE PLEASE FIND THIS OUT FOR ME POST HASTE

I've been "invited to attend the prestigious", (their words), "Congressional Student Leadership Conference of 2008."

I may just go along for the ride and see how many people I can piss off with my ideals. I also kinda want Rudy Giuliani's autograph.

Along with the SNES yes, the N64 cable also works with gamecube.

Who knew this many people actually read i-mockery!

You mean there's any I-Mockery OUTSIDE of the forums? OMG!

Awwww Shit! All the jetpacks are broke & the Sexy Aliens say they have to get home. It looks like you guys missed out on all the fun AGAIN! Tough luck. Maybe Next Year. ;)

Hang on, the new people don't have to pay now?! >:


Even spys can brush off the job question by saying Civil Servant, what is the big secret that you're so ashamed of? Especially as the two people above you both admitted to being unemployed.

Some say he is wanted by the CIA, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds. All we know is, he's called The Stig! :eek

Creep. :lol

JEREMY CLARKSON U RASCIST :growls

Happy birthday Pub Lover. :)

The forum can't seem to count. 2008 - 1983 = 24? Hardly.

Exactly what I said in my head! :eek

If only I could channel Willie into my posts. ;(

Well, funny you should mention that

Oh man, I forgot to bump my birthday thread last year.

I hope I remember in March. ;(

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=10247

i miss professor cool

Where you even here then?

I got him banned. ;)

weird, i remember seeing him post

happy 2008, guys!

New user 23_ is great. Does she use a blue font because she's goth? Or because she has the wrong board settings like that one time with Terra/Daisyhead/Waterwitch?

My memories of those guys are a bit mixed, plus a buch of people I don't even have names for.

RIP FatSatan. :(

Thanks to a lurker I now remember that Naps are for SISSIES! >: & I still need to drink more. ;)

I guess they'd have to be Aboriginal children, then the judge would just let you off saying they probably consented to being devoured.

Australia. :rolleyes

I guess my fears about what the new people were gonna be like were completely justified

Justified about being a huge dick.

There's already some promising ones, jerk.

Everyone's a little obnoxious when they first join a forum like this with very few exceptions. All and all I-mockery really could benefit from some fresh air.

I guess the new Pratchett loving girl and I are lucky we joined days before the new change.

comparitively, you guys are like vets!

I'm only letting Pub Lover be a whiny bitch about the new users because today is his birthday... and when it's your birthday, you can be a whiny bitch if you want.
<3<3

You would cry, too, if it happened to you. >:

so everyone, tomorrow i'm going to make some pizza but i want to make something else to go with it. any suggestions?

Do you have a budget, time frame and/or any kind of stuff you don't like to eat with pizza?

not particularly fond of anything spicy.

so far i've come up with maybe some breadsticks?

Applesauce <3

get some string cheese sticks, roll them in bred crumbs and fry them in hot oil real fast. Mmmm

mmmmm, that sounds delectable ;o

Right on. The site looks great now - much easier to navigate. It's good to see some new people posting in the forums, too...

I think we have a winner! :drooooool

Now I'm hungry. >:

Thanks man, glad ya like it. And yeah, I love all the new people that are joining in the discussions both in the articles, the weeklies, the blog and the forums. Good times, good times. :picklehat

alrighty guys, so here's the plan for my meal tomorrow!

barbecue chicken and bacon pizza

breadsticks with some melted cheese / Tadao's mozzarella sticks (haven't decided)

some sort of slushie / smoothie with strawberries and kiwis or something

let's hope it goes well! i'll take some pictures if i can :love

oh, and i'm watching lost in translation right now for the first time and it's fantastic. i also watched the squid and the whale earlier, very good as well. anyone's thoughts?

whoa whoa whoa let's not push it. The forums are compressed now but you keep your movie discussion to the movie forum pal.

I keep thinking that 23_ is FS in the forum index :<

sorry zomboid :(

i got excited

those pictures are going to be delicious

Thank you. :)

Oh Wait! NO THANK YOU! >:

I like new people fine, & I want them to stay, but hell if I'm going to be nice to them if I find something mean I can say that I find amusing. Birthday or not.

Oh shit! It's the Rozzers! :eek


I think I was better off not knowing! ;(

fuck the police, comin straight from the underground

Boggle saved my life.

food cancellation due to being paid 2 weeks late due to christmas :( sorry guys

IT IS FIVE DIMENSIONAL MUSIC


THERE ARE DIFFERENT ASPECTS, AND YOU CAN SEE THROUGH THEM AND FIND DIFFERENT THINGS IN THEM.
AT THE SAME TIME,THE MAIN REASON FOR DOING IT IS TO BE HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL