You would.

PARTY HEARTY?

Matty Harty

:(

:hypno

sup guys ;D

i just wanted to tell you guys that this is the best thread ever and nothing will ever beat it

where is he? he always had great avatars :(

I became too interested in his personal life & he got scared.
Are you drunk?

no i'm not you >:

Drinking is awesome!

you guys are fags

sexy fags :wink

please stfu

no more mockwars so this is the place to be mean :mean

I'm not a fag! I have a girlfriend and everything!

Take a memo Klinger

I heard this place was taking applications for retarded, drunk assholes with with a 4 year degree in Faggot. Now, i've only really done community service work in GAY, But i'm eager to learn from you people.

retarded...? :tear

I'm fluent in ASSHOLE

I'm sure it rolls off your tongue.

Yes, Pub... "Retarded" .... it's supposed to be a "nice" way of saying you clapp yer hands like a circus seal, howl at the moon, and believe ANYTHING on American TV.

I'm so lonely now that the race cars have stopped....

You can't set the baseline of humanity as being diminished capacity.

:tear Hurty words.

My mom got flashed today at the yard sale.

But it was one boob and in the middle of the lady's chest and she was like 90.

Was it even on purpose?

:pagebrak

I take full responsibility for that failed page brak.

fuck 23 man, i already bought some clothes 'because they were comfortable' and i can feel myself nodding along silently with the daily mail

but thankyou pub

Yes, it was, actually. She got carried away with storytime and flashed us to show us her scar.

I also got called a fornicator.

Later, we saw an elderly Japanese man rollerblading down the middle of the street with a knotted handkerchief on his head, in full elbow and kneepad regalia.

It's been quite a day.

i need help, like now

i want to restore my laptop to it's factory state, but i don't want to uninstall windows xp because i don't have my disk on me. i just want to delete EVERYTHING and uninstall EVERYTHING other than windows

HELP!!!!

isohunt.com and a blank cd :rolleyes

Happy Birthday Sloth. Buy yourself a tie.

Holy crap thank you! That was exactly what I neede to kill time at work tonight.

I wonder why I only come on here these days when I'm trashed.

For fun.

If I could fight ANYBODY on this board it'd be YOU

Name a time and place where you want your ass whomped on and I'll be there, Paco.

Hey guys, guess where I'm not.

Where Fathom and I are about to fight becasue you don't like violence? PUS

You aren't on the internet?

Evening, anybody.

Morning, People.

Ah, time difference. Lovely.

There is nothing lovely about time difference.

:O!

I'm sure there is. Not that I could think of anything.

When I look up at the moon and think of my love, it makes me sad that Pub isn't doing the same. :tear

:pagebrak

Aw, thats sweet...

Or not...

it is. dummy. PUS

I can't fight you Hickman, I don't want to send in a broken soldier.

I may be a broken soldier, but AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE A BROKEN SHOULDER

HEY I'M OFF LIMITS!

This is fine, yes indeed. Come get some. :\

I have too much respect for Hickman to call him a soulless whore for America.

The hair seems a little flat, but I really like how you've captured the eyes.

mc chris SUCKS just like YOUR FACE

GOOOD MORNING!

Wuzzat? I can't hear with ALL THAT DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

I now know exactly the length of your flaccid cock. :hypno

Happy Birthday, Blue Fox. :)

What the hell are you doing being seventeen already? >:

Happy Birthday, Sacks. :)

Sex in ads work.

You buy stuff when you see dicks bouncing around said stuff?

I, guess.

Depends on the dick I suppose.

DON'T START BEING ALL MAD AT DANNY! HE'LL GET CLAY TO BEAT YOU UP! AND YOU DON'T WANT TO BE BEATEN UP BY CLAY, SO YOU? DO YOU, ROBBY?!

I THOUGHT HE WAS AGREEING WITH ME >:

I was agreeing! I hope that Clay doesn't feel like he HAS to beat me up.

:pagebrak

I have messed up yet another page brak.

THEN THAT MEANS HE THINKS YOU'RE NOT FORCEFUL ENOUGH ON YOUR OWN

THAT YOU NEED SOMEONE ELSE TO HELP FIGHT YOUR BATTLES

HE IS TOTALLY CALLING YOU A PUSSY, MAN

WOBZIRE :'(

CLAY HAS TO BEAT US ALL UP, HE IS IN THE ARMY


ALMOST

:eek

I just don't want him to feel like he HAS to ya' know? I don't want it to be forced.

Yeah, because he might hurt himself? STOP CALLING EVERYONE A PUSSY, ROBBY!

I WOULD NEVER! You guys are so nice!

Stop talking, wob! You're digging a hole!

I BEAT PEOPLE UP BECASUE VIETNAM SCREWED WITH MY HEAD

Reasons I wish I still had photoshop:

Editing Shrub's avatar.
Animating JJ-Maniacs penis.
The just this second idea of combining those two things.

>:

What is that, Dillion? You want to know why I don't have photoshop?

Well, the computer I had it on got seized because some jerk reported me. >:

They took your computer beacause you had an unregisted copy of photoshop?

I'm so glad you don't. Thanks.

THANKS BUT NO THANKS

10,000 Volt Ghost, why are you letting that little girl smoke a cigarette?

Cweepy.

Oh go to hell, you little shit, and stayout of my goddamn thread. >:

Ow, my ego.

I'm kidding, Buddy. You're alright. Shake that wang!