making me have to erase about 30 entries is srs brs, especially when i can't delete rep in batch

what hell is point of rep system if not to abuse it

the weird thing was that she was a doctor ;/

I am now contemplating suicide from the loss of my pickles....

A TERRIBLE DOCTOR.

i am a doctor of terrible

so, any of you ******* want a google+ invite?
PM me a gmail address.

NOPE.

I wasn't asking you Sam, i have other ways of getting in touch with you...unless you changed your phone number.

I'll likely join it later when it's out of beta or whatever. Just like Gmail and Google Chrome.

DIX, YOU CAN ALWAYS JUST REACH OUT AND GET IN TOUCH WITH ME.

IN THE VAN.

shag carpet in the back?

NO, JUST PASSED OUT BROADS.

mah boy

that van is not a safe place for living creatures.
it needs lysol and pillows.

Your Red Ranger costume is still back there.

I'll never forget the time you activated my Megazord sequence.

hey baby, let's you and me combine to form a megazord

what the hell is a google+

It's notFacebook.

hook my nigga up with some zugs for this

SOME CHICKEN MCZUGGETS

willie, you may notice that doing that gave wiffles more rep points than me. choose your battles more wisely.

I'm not sure which way I want to swing with the green or the red yet. Having a long line of red mockerzugs could make people fear me.

Possible tatto?

No, don't.

if you're some kind of fag

i bet it'd look really sharp paired with one of those NES t-shirts from hot topic

wtf, you can see who gave you pickles in the user cp? I think I should start paying attention to things


Jesus christ 10k's pickle message made me laugh so goddamned hard

it is the best way to give posters private reach-arounds. especially mods. ;)

I'm already a mod cultist. As previously discussed, I am High Priest in service to The Bearded One Lying In Wait In The City of R'Lyeh, whose sign is the Great Mac Truck. Signs of His Baleful Glory can be used in defense of curses invoking Tadao, the trickster figure in I-Mockery cosmology, whose sign is the Fucking Rabbit. Also direct contact with the Bearded One leads to madness and death, but the Esoteric Order offers premium insurance rates to members

High ranking members are also blessed with the real-life equivalent of Need For Speed II's "Road Rage" cheat, and Venom's The Chanting of the Priests sounds out through the heavens whenever they drive on a freeway

grizzlygums - a god among mens

So I've just returned from a family gathering at which a cousin-by-marriage was wandering around wasted/stoned, chatting up the old ladies and asking someone's 90 year old mother if she partied.

And did she?

Kitsa is the only person here who should be allowed to use the pickle system :(

She said "not anymore". Her thick accent made it funnier.

This was my vantage point for the party, after I finished swimming:


And I found this funny for some reason:

Just got a 45" record of "Nightmare on My Street" for $3.50

Went through my storage building today to find my manual typewriter, only to see it had been crushed by a collapsed ceiling beam. The only halfway decent antique shops are either grossly overpriced or are never open when I have a day off, the local craigslist listings only yield broken ones or selectrics, and I can't get a Saturday off to get to the flea-market. I hate that I can never find something when I'm seeking it out.

you should sue

FUCK THEM IN THE COURT OF LAW.

USE THE CEILING BEAM TO CRUSH THEIR ANUS

IN A COURT OF LAW

STICK YOUR CEILING BEAM IN THEIR COURT OF LAW.

ANUS

TYPEWRITER

OWAIT THIS HAS BEEN DONE BEFORE

CAPS

THE CAPS LOCK GOT BROKEN BY A CEILING BEAM

I LOST MY CAPS LOCK IN A COURT OF LAW.

THIS IS A CASE WHICH DEMANDS CAPSITAL PUNISHMENT

IT WAS A MURDER

OF GOOD SENSE

Oh man, that was great.

Since it's not a rented storage building, but rather a converted big-rig trailer in the backyard of my Grandfather's old house, so the only person I can really be angry at is myself. Well the only rational reaction is to be angry at myself but I'm just going to blame my dead grandfather. FUCK YOU OLD MAN :fu

severed heads make no sense when they speak, don't they? I WOULDN'T KNOW - MINE'S STILL ATTACHED.

YOU NEED TO PUT THE MOVING OF YOUR TYPEWRITER INTO THEIR ANUS IN THE COURT OF LAW.

DROP THE CAPS LOCK IN THE ANAL CRACK OF THE JUSTICE SYSTEM

Then go antiquing.

there is no cheese
:(

Okay, knowing all well and good as to how socially absent I am, I sent Pub this trophy after I beat him on a chess game

Good Sportsmanship trophy
Thank you for your good sportsmanship and honest play during the game.

"I am the most emotionless person I know. I'm holding up only the Good Sportsmanship trophy as term for endearment. I must go and kill my wife now."

This was what he gave me.

Brilliant Tactical Play
That was a nice display of tactical play! Good game.

"I am no match for you."

I can't stop looking at this.

Thinking of good shit to say when giving out those trophies is stressful, man

I have to let mine pile up. Playing on a cell phone is stressfull enough let alone trying to type and click on stuff using flash.

So, you're wiping the floor with my pawns on a cell phone?

Excuse me while I nip off and shoot myself. :suicide

Most of the time, unless I'm at home after work. I think Shy and Quiet Guy is about to beat me.

Who wants to hear something gross?

I was going to make frozen sweet potato fries tonight. Out of the bag, wrapped around a fry, was what appeared to be a long, black pubic hair.

I can tell you with absolute certainty that this did not come off of me.

I called their customer service line after I got finished dry-heaving, and they don't open until tomorrow. :(

The girl from "teeth" was in charge of taste-testing that batch.

Holy fucking shit I hate the male lead on Law and Order SVU. I want to kick the fuck out of that guy.

Smug piece of shit.

YOU MUST SPREAD SOME REPUTATION AROUND BEFORE GIVING IT TO SAM AGAIN

SUCH BULLSHIT.

Are you talking about Christopher Meloni? Because it's really hard to take him seriously when you realize that he played a gay hotel attendant in Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas. I don't see Detective Stabler, only Sven the constantly verbally abused desk clerk at the Flamingo Hotel.

Meloni is a pimp.



Also, H Jon Benjamin has a can.

Hey! Neptune's first earth birthday is coming up - could you guys please remind everyone so we, as a world, don't forget to celebrate?!

Neptune can suck it.

when a girl asks me how old i am and I'm pretty sure she's younger than me am I supposed to lie / under exaggerate so i can get laid

cause i totally didn't :O haha im dumb. Oh well she's tiny looking my penis would probably rip her in half

JUST TELL HER THAT YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH.

TO PARTY.

INSIDE OF HER.

:lol

i dunno why i was all honest and shit. wtf is wrong with me

i dont care enough about vagina

I don't know, at the last party I went to a couple of girls were visibly disappointed when they found out I was younger than twenty five, they couldn't have been older than twenty two

which is MY AGE. wtf



Whenever an illustrator is hired to draw medical drawings for female anatomy books, they just draw an antique-looking map and write "Here Be Unpredictables" on the vast blank spaces

Now wait so what, I just noticed. Pram Maven was sacrificed, so people suddenly started posting here again?

I-Mockery is like the house from Burnt Offerings :lol

hm well they were prolly money sluts :lol

she did say i was young looking and thats all that matters! maybe i didn't screw up :O

i got a study date tomorrow kinda. Not a real date but shes been talking to me a lot so i kind of figure thats what it is :O and shes bringing snacks!

i love snacks

oh fuck, we should have tried to convince him to do that one :eek missed opportunity, guys

I'm sure publ over already took care of that :O

You don't really need a 'real date' to get laid, so SHAKE DAT MONEYMAKER

She'll be all "So next question: what's the statute of limitations on this crime" and you'll be all like "There's a statute of limitations on my balls, baby" and then you'll wink and it'll be awkward while you both try to figure out what the fuck you meant by that, exactly










Hot

AND THEN YOU STICK YOUR TONGUE IN HER ASS.

KHAL, YOU WONDERFUL PETER PAN SLUT, YOU

ill try guys but if she gets mad im telling her people on the internet told me to say it to get laid and eat her ass out

YEAH, DO IT KAHL.

DONT PUT ME IN THE SAME BOAT AS PETER PAN SLUT

PETER PAN SLUT IS BOSS, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

GAVE ME THE BEST BLOWJOB I EVER GOT

Except that he was an asian nude model at the time, not sure how he managed that

WAIT, WHAT?

IF I WAS TRYING TO BLOW COCKS MAYBE I WOULD BE HAPPY ABOUT BEING PETER PAN SLUT

BUT IM TRYING TO LICK ASS AND EAT CHIPS

BLEW YOUR FUCKING MIND THERE, DIDN'T I




Already posted about it once after great inner deliberation, nobody noticed :lol:lol:lol

GREASYGUS, PLEASE TELL ME THIS STORY. :(

hahahahahahaha, oh man, I think I still have some drawings of him somewhere

hang on, seriously. lemme check the portfolio pile

Dude wtf, he's not here. I am seriously way more distressed than I should be. I went through the entire pile

I'm going to tear this whole fucking house apart, I don't care what time it is>:

Oh my god, ha ha I found them

they're a lot crappier than I remember

I WAS NINETEEN, NOT MY FUCKING FAULT

NSFW

Why is his dick coming out of an asshole?

MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

THAT WOULD ACTUALLY jUST BE ME SUCKING AT DRAWING AT THE TIME

ONCE AGAIN, NINETEEN

I ACTUALLY DON'T KNOW HOW HE PUT UP WITH BULLSHIT LIKE THAT:lol

THIS WAS RIGHT AROUND WHEN I WAS DRAWING 'DOOGAN'




I THINK

hha that guys penis is small

Didn't really matter to me, not what I was interested in. Besides, he was a sweetheart :(:(:(

And I was kind of a piece of shit, now that I think about it





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