THE ROCKET SHIP IS A HOAX. ***ONLY READ IF YOU LIKE TRUTH**
 

I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT IS PROOF THAT I CAN PROVE IT THAT THE ROCKET SHIP IS A HOAX BY THE GOVERNEMENT IN A ATTEMPT TO COVER UP ROSWEELL AND THAT THE MARTIANS HAVE REALLY INVADED.

THE ALIENS ARE ALL IN THE DEBRIT AND THAT IS WHY THE GOVERNEMTN IS TRYING SO FAST TO GET ALL THE ALIENS BACK "DO NOT BUY THE ALIENS OFF EBAY"


YOU CAN TELL THAT IT IS HOAX BECASUE THE ONLY FOOTAGE OF THE CRAFT SPLASHING IN THE SKY IS ALL ON HANDY CAMS THAT IS BEFCAUUSE THAT IS THE EASIEST TO FAKE AND COST LESS MONEY, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT ALL THE PEOPLE SAYING THAT THEY SAW THE CRASH ARE ALL GOVERNEMNET SPIES BEING PAYED BY THE GOVERNEMNET TO LIE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT THEY ARE READING A SCRIPT, I EVEN SAW IN ONE PHOTO THAT THERE WAS A TOWEL HEAD IN THE BACKGROUND AND THAT THEY AL HAD READING GLASSES ON (TO BETTER READ THE SCRIPT)


READING SPECTACLES FOR READING THE SCRIPT GIVEN BY UNDERCOVER MARTIAN


YOU CAN TELL THIS PART IS JUST MADE USING A COUPLE STRAWS AND TIN CAN, NOT FOOLING ANYONE NASSA >:>:>:>:



THIS ONE DOES NOT EVEN LOOK ANYTHING LIKE GEORGE BUSH, HELLO, MARTIAN ANYONE??? HELLLLOOOOO!!!!!!

BY HOAXING THIS CHRASH THEN THEY GOVERNEMNT GETS LOTS MORE MONEY FOR NASSA SO THEY CAN SEND UP TO GET MORE MOARTIANS, AND EVENTUALLY EVERY ONE WILL BE A MARTIAN, AND ONCE THAT HAPPENS AND THERE ARE NO M,ORE HUMANS THEN THEY CAN FINALLY SAY "OH YEAH, AND BY THE WAY, MARTIANS EXISTS, WHOOPS, SORRY, I JUST FOUND OUT HUMAN NO EXIST ANY MORE, FUNNY THAT :lol"

DO YOU REALY WANT THIS TO HAPPEN, IS THE FUTURE WE HAVE FOR OUR CHILDREN????


I DO NOT WANT MY CHILD BEING TAUGHT IN SCHOOL BY AN ALIEN, COULD YOU IMAGINE WWHAT THAT WOULD BE LIKE???


LOOK WHAT THE ALIEN TEACHED US TODAY DADDY>:>:>:>:



WE ARE LEARNING FORM ALIENS 8-) 8-) :lol:lol:lol*FARRRT*


YOU ARE ALL FOOLS IN BELEIVEING THE LIES ON THE TV YOU ARE LUCKY THERE IS A SMART PERSON LIE ME TO TEACH YOU THE TRUTH THAT IS HAPPENING, YOU ARE ALL SO STUPID BELIEVEING THAT A ROCKET SHIP CAME OUT OF THE SKY AND CRASHED, LIKE YEAAAAHHH, THAT HAPPENS EVERY DAY!!!:rolleyes

STOOPIED NEWBIEES

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I KNEW IT AND MISTER FART PROVED ME RIGHT >:

I TOLD WRECK THAT THE SPACE SHUTTLE WAS BUILT WITH GALACTIC ALIEN TECHNOLOGY AND THATS WHY THE GOVERNMENT DIDN'T WANT PEOPLE SELLING THEM ON EBAY BECAUSE THE DEBRISES WERE WRITTEN ON WITH ALIEN LANGUAGE AND IT WAS SUSPICOUS :o

AND NOW MISTER FART HAS BLOWN THE LID OFF OF THIS MOTHER NOW I GUESS HE'S THE NEW PRESIDENT NOW HUH :rolleyes

MR FART,
IF THERE WAS AN AWARD FOR THREADS, YOU WOULD NOT ONLY WIN IT, BUT YOU WOULD ALSO GIVE IT OUT TO YOURSELF!!
CONGRATULATIONS :-)

HOW IRONIC THE NEW KING OF AMERICA IS FROM AUSTRAILIA HE ISN'T FROM AMERICA AT ALL

:mystery :rolleyes

There is an even bigger and more confusing conspiracy.
Its know as the really obscure sticker code.
http://www.tackamarks.freeservers.com/

:lol :hypno :love :hypno :lol

http://www.diseasedminds.com/politics/aliens.html


The first conspiracy. Written the morning of the crash.

It reads:

Aliens are attacking! You heard me right. This morning, the evil Martian lord Tom Petty, taking a break from tour, was in his space craft, about to head off to Alpha 97, the quadrant hidden behind Mars, where his evil forces reside. The U.S. Space program was researching the league of martian evil, and was to return with the seret plans Tom Petty and the martian elite had to take over earth!

Tom Petty isn't alone, obviously. His crack team of other martians, include Billy Joel, Elton John, John Denver, The Spice Girls, and Fred Durst. Their plot had been boiling, and they had created a genome project, to develop big scary mosters, made out of carbon dioxide, bumper stickers, and rubber bands. These ghastly rubber-band sticker dioxide men were being produced in the hundered daily, when America sent a space craft to steal the plans, and ultimatly stop the invasion.

Their trip, however, fell short. On their way back, Billy Joel manned a huge, piano shape deathmahcine, and hunted the shuttle into the atmosphere, blasting it with Martian Space-goo blasters. I had received trasmissions I had hacked into, of some of the late heroes claiming "Why the fuck is a piano shooting at us!?!"

It was their last transmission. They were vaporized, with small pieces of their fried corpses and ship landing on the ground, covered in the secret Martian Space Goo. The government quickly blocked off these pieces, for "testing".

The martians, disguised as earth musicians, can now easily "go on tour", and release these rubber-band sticker monsters all over the arenas, allowing the choas to ensue, and we will all die at their hands.

There is nothing we can do, but pray, that they have a weakness.

I've said too much.

THAT IS SO WACKY

-willie

I'm gonna jerk off to that little story!!

i must be the only one who doesnt find MISTER FART funny. i'm not offended in the least, it just was so infuriatingly unfunny.

oooh, CAPS

oooh, KIDS DRAWINGS AND IMPROPER GRAMMAR!

:/

funny guy he is.

:explode

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you hate yourself very much?

:lol

no....

HAH! This reminds me of a certain Racebannon song. Ten points to anyone who can guess it. ;)

Anybody who doesn't find MISTER FART to be funny, doesn't actually READ his posts.

:)

I'm ashamed for ever demanding him banned.

OMG! he's right! I saw some Martians on the 31st of October, so I shot them. I shot them right through the head with my double barrelled shotgun. they even had the nerve to threaten me. they asked me for a"treat", and if I wouldn't give them one, they would give me a"trick". luckily I got those little fuckers.

YOU RUINED THIS THREAD >:
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REMEMBER IN SCARY MOVIE WHEN SHE BEAT THE KIDS UP BECAUSE THEY WERE TRICK OR TREATERS, THAT WAS HILARIOUS :lol

SCARY MOVIE IS A LOL LAUGH RIOT AND ITS A GROSS OUT FEST AS WELL!! :lol

:D

It was VERY crude. but VERY funny. :)

lol


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This thread bumbed for democracy. VIVA THE DEMOCRACY

Fuck you for bumping this shit. >: