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Vibecrewangel

Nov 5th, 2003 06:48 PM

BEST VINCE QUOTE EVER!!!

Quote:

You need to tell your cock-hungry skank mother to quit booty calling me. I don't know how the whore got my cell phone number, but she needs to quit calling me every fucking hour on the hour of every day.

I swear to you, I just had tea coming out my nose.
This....this just totally rules!

AChimp

Nov 5th, 2003 09:24 PM

All sorts of shady figures make booty calls on Vinth, I suspect.

Immortal Goat

Nov 5th, 2003 10:28 PM

Mostly convicted rapists named Bubba.

VinceZeb

Nov 6th, 2003 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

Mostly convicted rapists named Bubba.

No, Goat, I don't believe I have ever received a call from your father.

mburbank

Nov 6th, 2003 09:46 AM

See? THIS is why it's a crying shame that if Vinth can't be bothered with Catholic Samurai he really ought to let me keep it up as him.

Vinth is a comedy savant. He is absolutely hysterical and utterly unaware of it. Not that he doesn't think the thing he said about your mom is funny, but he has no idea whats truly, trancendantly funny about it. He's like an autiscic kid slapping the piano keys becuase the noise brings him joy without knowing he's playing Beethoven Sonatas like a virtuoso.

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