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Fat_Hippo Jan 20th, 2008 12:49 PM


Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 525380)
Sonny Chiba's The Bodyguard
It's a shame all the boobs were censored by pixelation blurs though :(

Just watch a porn for god's sake.:rolleyes

MetalMilitia Jan 20th, 2008 12:51 PM

Juno, it was good.

sloth Jan 20th, 2008 03:48 PM

i got to go to a press screening of there will be blood. the movie was good, the sandwiches were not.

Dixie Jan 20th, 2008 04:40 PM


Originally Posted by Fat_Hippo (Post 525671)
Just watch a porn for god's sake.:rolleyes

Porn is boring without violence. Duhhh

TheBigMan045 Jan 22nd, 2008 06:29 AM

Watched American Gangster today, the pacing of the first half is a bit slow but picks up and ends up being a really good movie. :)

Codiekitty Jan 24th, 2008 12:00 PM

Transformers 2007 - Wasn't quite as bad as Protoclown said it was, but it was still pretty bad. He covered pretty much everything there was to cover. I couldn't tell what the hell was going on in any fight scene, especially the last where all the Transformers look the same and I half-expected one of them to go "Woah, I'm on your side!" If I were more of a Transformers fan that I am, I probably would have been all-out offended by this movie.

Spiderman 3 - I'm still undecided if this was worse than Transformers or not. Mary Jane is a jealous slut, Toby Maguire always had the stupidest grin on his face, and Thomas Hayden Church looked like he was trying to push his skull out of his head the entire movie. The part with Peter getting high off Venom did the impossible and managed to be even more painful to watch than the sneaking-in-the-backyard-masturbation-chat scene in Transformers. At the least the final fight scene was comprehendable, and the cookie jar comment was funny.

Zomboid Jan 24th, 2008 05:30 PM

Spider-Man 3 was a piece of shit. There's no way it's worse than transformers. He turns into a fucking emo.

TheBigMan045 Jan 27th, 2008 06:06 AM

Completely agree, whoever made the stupid descion to make SM emo should be be hung by their feet and slowly dipped into a vat of strong acid. And sandman was a pointless character who gets defeated in a spaz way

MetalMilitia Jan 27th, 2008 08:15 AM

Street Car Named Desire - I tried really really hard to watch it but after 45 minutes it had to be turned off. Just couldn't get into it.

One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest - A classic which I'd never watched before. It was quite enjoyable, I especially liked the ending.

ElPila666 Feb 7th, 2008 09:04 PM

the last comedy that enjoy to watch was Hot Rod, and as for adventure Beowulf.

ElPila666 Feb 7th, 2008 09:18 PM

i'm not a american macho guacho fan but i think that Rambo (yeah the forth) is more gore and violent than others out there, i hope that comes on dvd soon

Zomboid Feb 7th, 2008 09:27 PM

Might be awhile for it to make it out on dvd there. You can probably expect it on beta max soon enough though :lol

saizo_ogasawara Feb 9th, 2008 07:50 AM

I last watched Amon : Apocalypse Of Devilman and Devilman Live Action.
I kinda liked hearing Akira Fudo getting angry.

Fat_Hippo Feb 9th, 2008 12:47 PM

Our Man in Havana - It's even older than the shit sticking to my grandfathers toilet, but pretty good actually...as opposed to the shit. Very funny idea and not bad acting either. So if you don't mind watching movies in black and white, I'd recommend it.

BlackHexen Feb 17th, 2008 10:31 PM

Das Experiment
This was best movie I have seen in ages. Feeling this movie gives is little like in Battle Royale: "What would i do in that kind situation, would my persona change"

Pat Garret and Billy the kid
In this movie was 3 good things: Blood, Bob Dylan and people talking with low voices. As a western medium. I wouldn't have liked this without those 3 things.

Conan Barbarian
Came from tv and i Watched it again. This was better i remembered. Insantly one of my favourite movies. Music and atmosphere are somethoing awesome in this movie. Real feeling of adventure.

Day after tomorrow
I needed something to watch while eating, this movie doesn't need consenration. Yeah, this doesn't give much, but as a entertaiment this is good. In movie's situation i would have sat naked outside and laughted to silly americans who freeze.

Geggy Feb 19th, 2008 11:31 AM

black snake moan

it was alright. at least i got to see christina ricci's boobs so it was not all that bad.

GRUMPYNZ Feb 19th, 2008 06:44 PM

I just watched Material Girls. I have actually torn out my own eyes it was so terrible. Damn girlfriend - no girl is worth that kind of torture.

MetalMilitia Feb 19th, 2008 07:06 PM

I watched The Squid and the Whale this weekend: Possibly the most depressing film ever but it was still good and I really liked the ending.
- Walk the Line (second time watching it, still good though)
- John Rambo 4

MetalMilitia Feb 21st, 2008 04:34 PM

I just remembered that I also watched "Shoot 'Em Up". It was actually a really enjoyable film, not big or clever, but enjoyable non-the-less. I think the best description for it would be "gun porn".

kahljorn Feb 26th, 2008 09:53 PM

I watched gone baby gone the oth ernight and that was pretty good then I watched there will be blood which was almost really good . oh and I watched citizen cain which was decent and inhereit the wind which I liked overall but hated most of the court sequences.

I am legend: have you guys seen the last man on earth starring vincent price? i am legend is based on that i think it's pretty cool ;o

Best quote:
"Are you asking me to believe in the living dead?"
"If they exist; yes."

dirtyxblondexdame Feb 26th, 2008 10:37 PM

The Burning -- amazingly low-budget (but EXCELLENT) horror flick starring none other than Jason Alexander. and he has hair!!!!

Tombstone -- i can never get enough of Val Kilmer saying "I'm your Huckleberry" :)

Faces of Death -- i remember this movie being so terrifying when i was a kid. seriously?!?! was i retarted when i was 12?!?!?!

Eastern Promises -- the 5th time i've seen it. besides naked Viggo, the movies itself is pretty good.

Meatballs -- i love movies set at summer camp, what can i say?? plus the theme song is always stuck in my head for some reason. let me ask you -- are YOU ready for the summer????

Dirty Dancing -- i'm a chick, and i miss the object of my affection (who lives in stupid Texas) and was feeling a little mopey. so sue me. this is the only "chick flick" that i approve of. seriously. and nobody puts baby in the corner. *sigh*

Girl Drink Drunk Feb 27th, 2008 11:33 PM

Beverly Hills Cop- Best amrican film. I felt Eddi Murphy was very humurous. he is cop bends law to sovle good firends murder I give 5 star rayting. Damon Wayne's appearence was very humor, acted like a homosexual. Bananna in tailpipe also I laughed.

MetalMilitia Feb 28th, 2008 09:05 AM

Yeah Eddie Murphy used to be OK before he started playing all the characters in his films.

Drunken_Lemur408 Feb 28th, 2008 08:53 PM

I just finished watching THE DARKEST dark comedy ever, Big Nothing. David Schwimmer and Simon Pegg attempt to con a reverend who visited illegal porn sites, and eveything goes to shit. This movie is not for the weak of heart, or those who like happy endings.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 28th, 2008 11:11 PM

Be kind Rewind.

This movie has so much life in it. It's Most Definitely worth going to see. A lot of humor is involved but the character development really make the movie shine. A lot of people don't like Jack Black but he was really good in it. Obviously Mos Def and Danny Glover did an amazing job. I've never seen anything bad that Michel Gondry has done. To me his films are always really inspirational.

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