OK, so I'm 22 years old, I'm still living with my parents in Texas, I'm fat and ugly with especially bad teeth (i should have gotten braces but I never did), and I work at Wal-Mart as floor maintenance. I don't smoke, drink, do drugs and have no interest in sex at all (I don't like it when people touch me). I have an unhealthy obsession with Pikachu (though not in a sexual way) and I blow most of my money on useless crap instead of saving up for college and my own place like I SHOULD be doing. Also I am a Mac user.

So now when you want to flame me, you have material to do it with.

nope, not gonna' do it

Fill out the form that is on the first page of this thread, Kitsunexus. And makes sure that it is done on the right paper.

He should have done this a long time ago. >:

Hi Kitsunexus, welcome to the boards :)

:lol

You missed the sarcasm? WTF, man, I'm the target of it and even I FRICKING UNDERSTOOD THAT. Either he's really bad at conveying tone, or you need to, y'know, use this Internet thing more often.

Also, don't say you were being sarcastic too because that's a cheap and easy way out and YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.

What internet have you been on lately

He's about to cry again.

The one that's fucking slow as shit despite buying the high-speed package. :(

Yeah, but this time I'm going to go FULL EMO and cry while writing really bad poetry. Think you could give me some pointers?

Sorry for the double post. >_<

Your ignorance is showing again.

This is the nature of the human race. XD

Were you talking about ME being sarcastic? I was being fucking serious. :|

I was laughing at Z.

Who are you again? :confused

Oh dear. You should have stopped at "I'm 22 years old," son. You're never getting out of here in one piece now.

Vio con Dios.

What the Hell, I'll play along.

Name-Chris
Age-28
job-Deputy Sheriff (for now)
where are you at?- Virginia
how did you find out about this site?-Not sure, I think it was a random Google search
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Too hard to choose..
why did you start posting-I'm a glutton for punishment
Level of Educ.-B.S. in CJ
hobbies-fishing, knives, guns, video games, zomibie killing
fav. music/band- pretty much getting hooked on anime and video game soundtracks.
fav. book-World War Z
fav. movie-Grosse Pointe Blank
Fav. Video Game-Doom 2
fav. food-Pizza
In high school you were voted most likely to- Hmm..they probably thought I was going to shoot up the place..
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm not sure, is there? __________________

Welcome, Chris. Chances are that this is your first and last post.

You guys are in for a world of painfully awesome goodness! ^.^

BEAT IT GUYS, IT'S THE COPS!

He gets points for filling out the form. :\

Don't worry Chris! I'll draw their fire!

sheva!

WESKER!