I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

so here's something unfortunate.

I just found out my uncle died. Two years ago. :(

I really, really liked the guy. I have no idea why everyone waited till now to let me in on it.

pac-man

Nov 29th, 2008 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 598402)

Satan shoots... and scores.

Miroslav or Beelzebub?

Tadao

Nov 29th, 2008 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 598403)

so here's something unfortunate.

I just found out my uncle died. Two years ago. :(

I really, really liked the guy. I have no idea why everyone waited till now to let me in on it.

Sorry :( Maybe because they knew you would be sad and they didn't want to be the one? Or am I giving them too much credit?

RaNkeri

Nov 29th, 2008 07:49 PM

Guys, I'm watching a movie about american muay thai fighter, who's on a vacation in Thailand and fights against vampires, who kidnapped his girlfriend and who have martial arts skills :x

Neen	Nov 29th, 2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 598404)

Miroslav or Beelzebub?

Beelzebub. I had no idea there was a hockey player named Satan.:lol

Kitsa

Nov 29th, 2008 07:53 PM

Tadao...too much credit, probably, it was a family-politics thing.

RaNkeri

Nov 29th, 2008 07:57 PM

Holy shit, the vampires have their own biker gang :x

Tadao

Nov 29th, 2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598406)

Guys, I'm watching a movie about american muay thai fighter, who's on a vacation in Thailand and fights against vampires, who kidnapped his girlfriend and who have martial arts skills :x

I can't stand kick boxing martial arts movies. It all LOOK AT ME BREAK THIS WALL/DOOR/PERSON/TABLE/ETC WITH MY LEG!

Kitsa

Nov 29th, 2008 07:59 PM

I think it's pronounced Shuh-TAN or Shuh-TON.

RaNkeri

Nov 29th, 2008 08:03 PM

Man, why are vampires always so horny? :(

Kitsa

Nov 29th, 2008 08:06 PM

That stupid fucking "Twilight" shit killed any interest I ever had any risk of having about vampires.

Neen	Nov 29th, 2008 08:10 PM

Tadao

Nov 29th, 2008 08:11 PM

Yeah, same way the Spice Girls killed any interest I had in music videos.

Kitsa

Nov 29th, 2008 08:15 PM

You know that chicks are just suckers for neck-kissing and damsel in distress shit, that's what it all boils down to.

RaNkeri

Nov 29th, 2008 08:16 PM

So yeah, the guy's girlfriend is kidnapped and in order to get power-up he let's this hot asian daywalker bite him. Suprisingly they end up having sweaty slow-mo sex.

This movie is a fucking riot >:

RaNkeri

Nov 29th, 2008 08:30 PM

OMG, they're having an epic final clash between the vampires and vampire hunters.

With katanas, acrobatics and slow motions :x

Sam	Nov 29th, 2008 09:33 PM

FINLAND, WHAT IS THIS MOVIE CALLED? I HAVE TO WATCH IT NOW. >:

P.S. IT SOUNDS FAMILIAR LIKE I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED IT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO SURE ABOUT VAMPIRE/MARTIAL ARTS FLICKS.

executioneer

Nov 29th, 2008 09:34 PM

oh man does the main guy fight a guy who does capoeira i think i saw a tiny part of that

Sam	Nov 29th, 2008 09:44 PM

NVM FINLAND, IT'S VAMPIRES: THE TURNING. :(

Neen	Nov 30th, 2008 01:25 AM

Vampires don't glitter. >:

Neen	Nov 30th, 2008 01:27 AM

Tadao

Nov 30th, 2008 02:09 AM

Teen vampires in love glitter.

MattJack

Nov 30th, 2008 02:33 AM

DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX DIX

Fathom Zero

Nov 30th, 2008 08:09 AM

The Vampire Effect is pretty much along those lines as well, plus Jackie Chan is an EMT.

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 12:40 PM

Kitsa

Nov 30th, 2008 12:43 PM

omg that's excellent.

Dixie

Nov 30th, 2008 02:28 PM

*golfclap*

Tadao

Nov 30th, 2008 02:35 PM

Perfect Pub

RaNkeri

Nov 30th, 2008 02:55 PM

:rolleyes

Zomboid

Nov 30th, 2008 03:49 PM

SAM!!!! I fucked that girl.

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 598332)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 597954)

Me. Bad picture. They're all bad. :(

actually he looks about like I thought he would.

I too am not surprised.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 598471)

I once weighed the seeds and stems I got, (along time ago we had those) and got a refund in weight.

You got your weed from Wal-Mart? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 598266)

Apparently they don't realize that making a huge hullabaloo about it will get both of them a ton of publicity. Kind of like that whole bruhaha over that Satanic Verses thing. Probably no one would have looked at 'em if the Ayatollah hadn't called for the Muslims to kill the author and publishers.

Awwww. Did you only just learn about Salmon Rustie in school, little girl?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Girl Drink Drunk (Post 598392)

Spaz will just take his place if you do that :(

Spazboy or Father Spaz? >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen (Post 598268)

Just like the tetnis shot (which, prior to my needing it, my parents told me tales of how they got it and couldn't lift their arm after).

Does the Tetris shot protect against Super Mario Measles as well? :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 598184)

Dude, I'm not small in anything! :eek

PICS PLZKTHNX! :orgasm

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 598287)

I've been awake for over 22 hours now. In those 22+ hours, I have worked a full shift, driven 4.5 hours one way and then 4.5 hours back, done laundry, and been broken up with.

Fuck today in the ass.

Quote:

Originally Posted by There's A Bat (Post 598158)

The only qualm I had with Watchmen (comic) was that it was way too word heavy for my taste.

Yeah! If I wanted words I would read a book! :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 598519)

I LOVE DICK

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 598525)

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s...ire/butuhm.jpg

*HUGS*

Quote:

Originally Posted by toolz88 (Post 598428)

How cool is this movie ,I remember seeing this movie on HBO back in the eighties.But this movie I digress like you said has good scares great actors like Tom Atkins and awesome one liners definately deserves to be on DVD.

You digress? From what, Mister Tool? From what do you digress? As you seem barely to have set any point to have strayed or returned to. :(

I expected better from you, Sir.

wobzire

Nov 30th, 2008 04:38 PM

Fuck yeah a hug!

Tadao

Nov 30th, 2008 04:39 PM

It wasn't a boner hug though.

wobzire

Nov 30th, 2008 04:47 PM

Well DUH boners don't have arms silly! How could they hug?

Kitsa

Nov 30th, 2008 05:09 PM

That's why we women pooch our asses out when some random guy goes in for a hug- we don't want to deal with possible boners.

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 05:14 PM

Who didn't know that? >:

I :tear everytime I see it happen.

Please love the random cocks, Ladies. They need tenderness too.

RaNkeri

Nov 30th, 2008 05:22 PM

Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes

Asila

Nov 30th, 2008 05:27 PM

Oh man I could go for a boner hug right now

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598567)

Pub, you sound desperate :rolleyes

I haven't done any hugs since small times. :(

You know, before boners were down there. ;)

I'm just thinking of other dudes not getting their boners hugged. :orgasm

I think about it alot, and it makes me sad. :(

All those lonely boners going to waste. :wank

Shrubfest

Nov 30th, 2008 05:46 PM

It's sad to see you've lost all hope for yourself, but still have sympathy for others loss...

Sam	Nov 30th, 2008 06:04 PM

I saw like 4 guys dressed up like Santa driving around today. :(

Kitsa

Nov 30th, 2008 06:32 PM

I saw a guy at Menards (large hardware store) pushing a cartful of furnace filters around, wearing a santa hat.

Neen	Nov 30th, 2008 06:42 PM

Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!

Guitar Woman

Nov 30th, 2008 06:54 PM

So that commercial where the tongue can't tell the difference between normal coke and coke zero is a fucking lie

RaNkeri

Nov 30th, 2008 06:56 PM

One must be a tard if he can't tell a difference normal coke and zero :rolleyes

RaNkeri

Nov 30th, 2008 06:57 PM

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 598590)

I like Skyy vodka with just a little ice. I don't keep my vodka in the freezer, there is never any room.

...what with the bodies and all

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 08:08 PM

I-Mockery Chat(BONER HUGS, WOOOO)

Pub Lover

Nov 30th, 2008 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 161133)

boner hugs are the best kind of hugs to give :eek

-willie

<3

Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M?

Asila

Nov 30th, 2008 08:10 PM

MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE

executioneer

Nov 30th, 2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 598596)

<3

Do you give many boner hugs, Mister M?

not a lot but it's almost always great! the only time a boner hug is inadvisable is when the boner is for someone else besides who you're hugging :awkward

Tadao

Nov 30th, 2008 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 598598)

MAN AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENED TO ME THANK YOU WILLIE

Hmm? what's that you say dear?

Asila

Nov 30th, 2008 09:14 PM

You're late to the party

THE BONER PARTY

DevilWearsPrada

Nov 30th, 2008 11:40 PM

The Sausage Fest

Neen	Nov 30th, 2008 11:47 PM

More like Cocktoberfest.

Neen	Dec 1st, 2008 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neen (Post 598581)

Hockey and Menards? Hey, Neighbor!

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you that I'm a registered offender of the sexual variety. Court order.

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 12:46 AM

I already got the postcard.

BTW, I would just like to say that I watched 300 tonight and it was one of the dumbest pieces of shit I've ever seen.

And what was with all of the floppy little pancake-flap boobies?

Tadao

Dec 1st, 2008 01:17 AM

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 01:27 AM

My cat just scared the shit out of everyone.

Midnight, dark, utterly silent, he steps on the vacuum "on" pedal. It's completely dark and silent in here and WHAM. Cat flew backwards with ears flat out and all his fur on end.

It's pretty startling to have a vacuum suddenly turned on behind you, at midnight, in utter darkness and silence, when you're not expecting it.

I forgot to unplug it so it's my fault, but the cats normally treat the vacuum like it's the antichrist so I didn't think they'd be climbing on it.

Tadao

Dec 1st, 2008 01:33 AM

Speaking of getting the shit scared out of you. Earlier today there was a big boom and the house shook. I guess the shuttle landed near by. I've had sonic booms before, but I don't remember them being this violent.

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 01:35 AM

I haven't heard a sonic boom since I was in elementary school. I think they might be illegal most places.

Tadao

Dec 1st, 2008 01:38 AM

It has ben a very long time yeah. I think only the government are allowed to fly that fast in our airspace, so maybe it's only illegal for the rest.

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 01:41 AM

I live right next to an air force base and I know Air Force One is constantly coming in and out of here, but no sonic booms. Not at their airshows or anything.

Other than John Glenn and some museum up in Wapakoneta that literally has not changed since the early 80s (went last year and the movie was still about the new Space Station they're gonna build! ), we're not much on shuttles around here.

That I know of. A lot of shit goes down on air force bases so who knows.

I'm going to bed.

kahljorn

Dec 1st, 2008 02:20 AM

SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM!

didn't he have a kick attack too?

:(

Tadao

Dec 1st, 2008 02:36 AM

lol

DevilWearsPrada

Dec 1st, 2008 11:26 AM

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 11:27 AM

I just quit one of my jobs.
I think that's relief I'm experiencing.

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 11:43 AM

The head gasket in our car is leaking.

I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it.

I want to put my head through a wall.

RaNkeri

Dec 1st, 2008 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 598729)

I have no idea how we're going to pay to fix it.

:conspiracy

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 11:56 AM

Trust me, no one wants any of this.

RaNkeri

Dec 1st, 2008 11:57 AM

Sam	Dec 1st, 2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 598692)

SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM! SONIC BOOM!

didn't he have a kick attack too?

:(

Flash Kick. :(

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 01:23 PM

What the hell is with ultraGerman metal bands, it's like they're trying to destroy their own culture

"And now, by In Extremo, is their pseudo folkpop frankfurtmetal smash hit Werd Ich Am Galgen Hochgezogen, accompanied by fucking bagpipes

"AKCTOY VEY GROGASS BLRAGH!
FLAKKEN IST KRILL VAN VRIEG VOKSTAT VOKSTAT KRIEG
BLARGH BLARGH DEPIECHSE SDE GALGEN ESTRLOY, ESTRLOY EN FLARGEN GLARGH EL NIECKT GALGEN GALGEN BLEEEEAAAAAUUURGH"

And CiG's avatar is now better than any of ours, guys, someone up the ante

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 598749)

I love the shit out of Red Breast, oh dear sweet heavenly powers I love it

But it's too nice, I can't afford it :(

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 598747)

Man, Germans are fucking weird.

Burnin', Lootin', Rapin', Shootin'

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 01:48 PM

It's been so long

I don't even know what I did with Bad News, it was my favorite comedy album ever
and I think it went to the big garage sale in the sky :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 598003)

Really? Jabberjaw was really fucking good. Out of most hanna-barbera clones that came out this was the best one. Maybe you just didn't like for having a lack of taste.

Huzzat, whu

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Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 598139)

I'm a really big fan of the 3 stooges. Shemp is by far better than curly

Oh what the fuck now, that's just plain dumb right there

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 01:51 PM

The films are brilliant.
In fact, since I don't have work tonight I might just get fucked up and watch them now!
It's a shame this housewifedom won't last long.

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 01:54 PM

Are you talking about Three Stooges films, or Bad News films

'Cause if Bad News made films I'm gonna suddenly be dropping a lot of cash

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 01:56 PM

Dude, Bad News had 2 films.
The original short film, then the Bad News reunion tour film.
YOU NEED THEM.

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 01:59 PM

Then again I only have them on VHS, but I'm sure there's a torrent of them out somewhere.

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 02:02 PM

Oh shit Amazon has the VHS tapes I'm ordering them right now
I'm all jazzed now, I'm all nerded up and switched the internet radio to Up the Irons

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 02:03 PM

You're gonna love it.

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 02:04 PM

Fuck, I love Armored Saint so much
There's not even a reason for it, I just love the screechy bastards

Chemical Euphoria!
OH... DEAR... GOD
Mass Hysteria
I'm pretty damn sure that, had the eighties been my heyday, I would have owned an airbrush Saints Will Conquer jacket, and proudly display the pictures today

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 598605)

SPAZ IS DEAD

Only if you play the record backwards

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 02:17 PM

it's pee pee time
...
and then a nap!

Grislygus

Dec 1st, 2008 02:18 PM

GUH'NITE

RaNkeri

Dec 1st, 2008 02:20 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-IrU...eature=related

Old as hell, but the added laugh made me crack up a bit :(

Kitsa

Dec 1st, 2008 02:59 PM

I had the shittiest Chinese food I think I've ever had in my entire life.

They had "peanut chicken" that was (I'm pretty sure) generic breaded chicken nuggets with melted peanut butter poured on top.

There was also, inexplicably, a pecan pie on the buffet.

I'm fairly sure I'm going to be ill from this.

Nothing has gone right today :(

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 03:06 PM

WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!?
I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BLEED!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 03:07 PM

Ok Kitsa, we're on the same level of miserable today.

Tadao

Dec 1st, 2008 03:11 PM

Ladies, chill out. You are being overly dramatic.

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 03:11 PM

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Stupid uterus

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RaNkeri (Post 598788)

Does beer count as booze? :(

If it does, I should probably mention Kukko beer, my favorite brand. Comes in three brands :yum

In Finland, beer is made from reindeer pee and pine cones.

RaNkeri

Dec 1st, 2008 03:17 PM

I've always had the idea that by booze people mean whiskey, vodka etc.

But then again, I'm from Finland, so I guess the joke's on me :rolleyes

Dixie

Dec 1st, 2008 03:22 PM

I didn't mean what I said about Finland.
I love Finland.
But booze generally means anything with alcohol in 'Merica.

PS-The way I say it tends to sound like Vyeeeee-touuuu

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