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oh, hey, that's fun.
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I thought so.
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o hai. I'll just pop right on out again.
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Did Fartin get banned again?
If so, why? |
Yes.
The internet is unforgiving. |
I don't think I ever knew why he was banned as Fartin.
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Prolly wasn't worth knowing.
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It's Tuesday evening and I have nothing to do. I worked, I mowed, I jerked off, I bathed, I clipped my toenails, I listened to Modest Mouse, I watched the trailer for the game I'm excited for, and now... maaaaaaan.
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The secret santa is like russian roulette or something, many have succumed to its deadlyness o.o
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I've participated in very few Secret Santas that went well, so I just stopped doing 'em altogether. Still stinging from the year in high school where I handmade a teddy bear for a girl, in her favorite color, and got a used marker from my person :(
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Kitsa, if I ever become a millionaire I'm going to give half of my money to you. :(
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nah, don't do that. Do something fun with it!
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Kitsa, if I ever become a millionaire I'm gonna buy you a full rainbow of unopened markers.
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:lol
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im an alckyholic and thats a disease
so it aint my fault rite? |
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This is something I want? |
:pagebreak I think.
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fuck :lol
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hahahahahahaha
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I obviously don't do it enough. :eek
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If I am being creepy I am a creep, you little shits. >: Also, I'm not being creepy, get over yourselves. :wah |
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That last step, son. That last step is where you screwed up. |
Pubs got us all in check :eek
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Pub is watching you with cold un-blinking eyes. Calculating and omnipresent O.O
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I am well versed in how to deal with gents and their wang-obsessions, as you well know. Ladies, however, no clue what they want. The ludicrous bints.
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It's like a one-man live DVD commentary. :hypno
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How meta of you to comment on it, omigosh! :eek
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I think we should let pub post in other threads
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Dude, you badmouthed the Stooges just now. I'd say you ever being public would be unhealthy for your mongoloid face. :lol
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BECAUSE OF FISTS BEING PUT INTO IT SO SHARPLY! >:
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Then tongues, and cocks, because I love ya, baby. <3
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I don't know what the eff is going on due to this damned firewall! >:
Since Pub is involved, I'm guessing it's somehow humorous. :\ |
Just for you, Flagg, I'll requote everything from the last couple of pages so you get to see how mistaken you are.
Then I'll quote the rest of the thread to show how wrong you've always been. It'll be a treat for us both. In public. |
I kinda miss this place sometimes.
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And hi Pub <3
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Hi. :)
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Iggy Poop
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meta calling the meta meta I wish I had a video of Elton John in the gorilla costume surprising Iggy on stage when he was high :( I don't think one exists though. |
I like how only good musicians die from heroin habits :(
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GW: how do you classify GG allin?
he's interesting enough but I don't know that I'd call it skilled by a long shot. |
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I dunno, I don't really listen to punk.
I like the Misfits because they don't take themselves seriously at all. Punk is just fucking silly, so the B-Movie theme is a pretty good fit for it. I'm not doing anything for four hours, though, I'll go download some stuff. |
I MEAN, NO OFFENSE TO PUNK FANS
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"Expose Yourself to Kids" and "I Wanna Piss on You" are good ones to start with.
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there are different sorts of punk fans and the ones who would have a problem with it deserve what they get.
Fucking Sex Pistols turned it into a cartoon |
I want a video of the Sex Pistols getting their asses kicked. :\
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everyone has a different opinion on punk.
I think Richard Hell, and Tom Verlaine, and Johnny Thunders represent punk the most to me. Oh and The Fall prior to mid 80's. |
most of the people who were truest to the original notion are dead, I think.
I just hate the oi-oi-oi mohawk and spitting crap. |
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Fuck that, I make uneven polygons and angles when I use a protractor
Also, stop reminding me that I have math homework I'm neglecting. |
Hahahaha I love math I mean meth, no I love them both together.
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Zicam Cough Max: It's the good shit
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All I listen to lately is Ween and Beefheart
The Pod is my favorite buzzed album. :( |
Jesus Christ, I love the smell of pot.
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I think it smells like burning body odor and muslim incense.
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it smells like my neighbors' garage and maybe warm Corona.
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I appreciate raw, earthy smells, like freshly cut grass. I think it smells wonderful.
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got a little of that look to him, doesn't he.
But then Joey Ramone did too. When Joey Ramone pops up in my dreams with his random input, he sounds half like Vinnie Barbarino and half like that one metal guy from Little Nicky. (Not the one with the moustache). I don't know why. |
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Which one? :yum
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I wonder if the last thing he felt was searing rectal pain? What a way to go.
And those are some giant poisonous snakes those rabbits have been killing. That's pretty damn brave for a rabbit. |
I wonder if they were protecting the baby nest. Moms get fucking vicious.
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I'm sure that must have been it.
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There is a tree out back where I often sit and smoke and look at pretty things. When the birds have babies, the dive bomb me for like 2 weeks. They attack dad while he waters, the dogs have to run and poop at the same time. Nature is cute even when it's deadly.
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I had a squirrel drop a full ear of dried corn on my head back in April. The only thing I can think of that would make a spring-hungry squirrel throw that much food at me was that I was close to a nest.
Note: an ear of dried corn hurts pretty fucking badly when it's dropped square on your head from about 15 feet up. |
You sure got an earful! I'm in bad pun mode. Ever since I decided to try not to get into meaningless fights to amuse myself, I have reverted back to jokes that usually get you punched in the arm.
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I always wonder about people who hate companies cause they didn't get what they want. Then I remember that these people will never be put in a management position. Every thing that happens to them, they will blame on someone else. They think they can create a product that people want, but someone always cheated them out of actually doing it.
They are the people who will murder people because a girl finds them creepy. :( |
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That one was unintentional, but I liked it enough. :(
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