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Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 02:52 PM


Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 02:56 PM

FUCK

I GOT 24 OUT OF 28 ON THE JOB TEST

I'M JUST ANOTHER ABOVE-AVERAGE JACKOFF

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 02:59 PM

I just want you to know, we are all counting on you.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 03:01 PM

I'M NOW OFFICIALLY A B-STUDENT AT LIFE

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 22nd, 2010 03:37 PM

Well you are a pretty terrible student. Kidding aside did they say you're out of the running or are you still waiting to find out?

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 04:22 PM

Answers after you post those pms

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 04:26 PM

The problem is that there isn't any pass or fail, it's simply a question of how much BETTER you did than everybody else. An 85% isn't bad, but it definitely means that there are a lot of people who did better, which is BAD

Well, maybe nobody did any better in my group, but they're testing groups of people every day. The curve will not be good

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 04:27 PM

Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

Kitsa Jan 22nd, 2010 04:50 PM

Get the other candidates into a Suicide Circle train station scene...as Tadao said, throw the curve.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 05:15 PM

Some of them ran away :lol

Dunno why, it was basic logic. LOOK AT THE MAP. HOW MANY HOUSES ARE THERE ON SPRING STREET? I wasdone twelve minutes before everyone else, and it was only a thirty minute test :\

One slick slagass in a corny black leather jacket abruptly leaped up in the last five minutes, gave the recruiters the test and shakily informed the wrold at large that "I... I... I've decided I'm not really interested anymore" and sprinted out

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 669033)
Too bad the subject wasn't rain, trees and coffee

:lol

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 05:19 PM

Some of the questions pissed me off, though.

Quote:

LOOK AT THE CHART.

1_________
2_________
3_________
4_________
5_________

Write the name of the homeowner in space 1. Write the name of the spouse in space 2. Write the names of any children, oldest to youngest, in space three. Other relatives go in space 4. Lodgers/Renters go in space five.

What name goes in space 2?

A. Todd, the homeowner
B. Nina, his niece
C. Richard, the renter
D. Maria, his daughter



WHAT

Fathom Zero Jan 22nd, 2010 05:22 PM

Maybe his niece is younger or older than the daughter. That's bullshit.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 05:25 PM

He had two daughters, Maria was the older one so I just put her in

INCEST IN THE TEST, Y'ALL

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 05:47 PM

there should be a E right? E is the spouse.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 05:48 PM

No E's in that section

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 05:51 PM

But there's 5 inputs! THIS IS MADNESS!

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 05:57 PM

It's government work, whaddaya 'spect

Tadao Jan 22nd, 2010 06:02 PM

It's a test to see if you're more comfortable with incest or homosexuality.

Grislygus Jan 22nd, 2010 06:09 PM

DAMMAT

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 07:35 PM

ITS A TRICK QUESTION YOU DONT FILL THAT ONE IN

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 07:36 PM

THAT OR THE NIECE SINCE SHE COULD TECHNICALLY NOT BE RELATED TO HIM (EX-WIFE'S SISTER OR BROTHER'S KID)

edit: i think that's how nephewry/niecery works, anyhow

bigtimecow Jan 22nd, 2010 07:47 PM

today i got willie's cookies

:love you

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 07:52 PM

YAY :eek

executioneer Jan 22nd, 2010 07:55 PM

I LOOK IT UP AND YEAH THE NIECE IS THE LEAST INAPPROPRIATE ANSWER


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