HEY PHEONIX GAMMA HOOK ME UP WITH THIS CHICK

I'LL POUND HER DAYLIGHTS OUT, CRAZY CHICKS ARE MY SPECIALTY

Don't. It doesn't end well. :(

EDIT: Speaking of drama, what about George's little episode? He still has to deliver the punchline. Is he in hiding with Willie or what?

FEASTING WTF I WANT TO DATE AND HAVE SEX. I DON'T WANT TO CONSUME THEM. GROSS.

What? Did he get married? :lol

It doesn't really end at all, we never got closure on Lizzy's possible pending incarceration for identity theft or if she's 10k's baby-mama (of if the pregnancy was even real for that matter)

Just like no closure on the George saga :(

You guys know as much as me actually. She is still on the lamb as far as I know.

She has enough money for a new tattoo.

http://s225.photobucket.com/albums/dd191/lizzymelbows/

What a stupid fucking tattoo btw

I'm at work so its blocked. I probably should call the sheriff when I get home.

It's so creepy still seeing pictures of her with you.

That is super creepy. I'm going to have to put new gf picks up then.

Phoenix, where are the pics at???

is 10k's story in thread back ups?

Yes, that's what I meant, of course, by not ending well.

She's still out there .....

What pics? Of her? I don't have any, and I don't feel like creeping through her Facebook to get them.

Er, I mean...

HEY I'M NOT GONNA SEE HER TODAY OR TOMORROW HELL I MIGHT NOT SEE HER FOR A WHOLE WEEK THAT'S PRETTY GOOD I HOPE SHE DOESN'T TEXT ME THOUGH MY INBOX IS ALMOST FULL CAUSE OF HER.

You should take pics of here that way we can decide how crazy she is. We are experts.

Make sure she's naked too so we can more accurately assess how crazy she is.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69703811
and

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701432

That is really the easiest way to figure it out.

i think anal sex is kinda disgusting tbh

i don't understand why most guys put it up on a pedestal

The one time my gf asked for it, we didn't know what we were doing. We were like 21 years old or something and I got board trying to put it in he ass so I just fucked her pee hole instead.

there's a very small margin area for success when it comes to that. when you're first learning it's kind of guaranteed to be awful. it's sorta like driving a golf ball i think. when you're a beginner and just starting out on your first practice rounds 1 of 2 things is bound to happen. 1 - you hit the ball improperly and it causes reverberations to go through your arm that leave your hand hurting for a long time which is a totally unpleasant unforgettable feeling. or 2 - you swing it perfectly and it's nice and smooth and awesome. you're going to miss a lot at first but then once you've properly learned how you'll have it down for good and it'll always go great. and i think that consistency is why guys like it so much. although there are lots of other things like not being able to get pregnant that probably contribute to the appeal..


and i guess it is always kinda gross but what sex isnt? :(

:eek

sucking on pussy is not gross. it's yummy

:yum

You're right there Tadao, but 16 year old girls teaching us about anal sex is a bit wrong. :\

I hate when I'm jerking to porn and a girl gets ass fucked. That's not a pretty sight.

Shes 17. Round these parts thats legal. :yum

This! Because its the truest of truths ever to be truthed. :yum



Personally I think the draw to anal isnt so much that it feels good. Although in some cases it is tighter and that can be a good thing. Its more... This chick is letting me stick it in her pooper! :lol :airhorn

I think it has everything to do with abuse power sex. Anal usually is done while choking the bitch and spitting into her mouth while her whore mascara runs down her tear stained cheeks.

Also I think Shrub just came.