Get it? :lol



>:

Hello Pub Lover. :)

Hello Seven Force. :rolleyes

:/ Seven Force

Johnny Couth is more of a girl.

We are all c*nts, despite having grown up far, far away from any vaginas.

Swears. :eek

Swears! :lol

Is that so?

Wow. all of a sudden this is the new "Post your picture here" thread.

Yeah, I'm all of a sudden. >:

Yeah he called Tinatron the "female Scru" the other day

Emily, I am going to be very polite here and tell you that what I was doing is generally called a 'callback'. A callback is a simple humour device that is poorly & over used by shitty sitcoms. This thread equates very closely to a shitty sitcom.


Bitch.

Was that before or after N4B murdered him?

WHO IS THIS SCRU?

Holy shit i looked in the mirror today and i swear i had a lazy eye it was like looking in a different direction to the other so i poked it a little and then blinked a couple of times and it was ok.

Close one :(

Saad is a Muslim & Tina is a nonpracticing Hindu, that's a sitcom right there.

Saad & Tina! This summer on NBC.

She ain't no callerback girl.

Do you actually watch Stargate? :nerdspeak

One. Don't you be shouting at me, young lady!
Two. ScruU2wice is the second funniest person on the forums.

I'd buy that when it comes out on DVD.

Yeah but not regulary.

One time an ordinary guy found a crystal that let him hear everything the stargate people did and he made stories and books and his kids and wife left him because he was so obsessed but then stargate found out and were like woah and then i think they picked him up and said hi i can't remember the ending.

Yeah, I got it. Maybe you should have photoshopped her head on Gwen Stefani's body.

You know, just to hammer the point home.

I'm sorry for yelling.
But how am I the female version? I'm not funny.

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YOU LOOK LIKE WHAT SCRU WOULD LOOK LIKE IF HE HAD BOOBS AND LONG HAIR AND WAS GOOD AT COOKING

Supafly345 was right.
Oh yeah, I forgot. He's got a similar shade of skin as you.

O.O

Oh my.

Scru is kinda ugleh then.

What a woman. What is with the weak blows, Johnny Couth? Must you hit out at everyone that doesn't think you're the Prettiest Princess at the party?

I'm not sure who you're insulting more :(

way to fuck up my brain late at night, Tina >:

If his religion allowed orthodontics he'd be perfect.
:love Scru :love

I'm not gonna say I'm sorry, because that would be girly.

Well you'll have to find some other way to make it up to me :yum

I mean as long as you don't look that much like Scru it's not weird right?

Moobs, aren't you supposed to announce that you're a convicted sexual predator everytime you enter a thread?

Someone should stop her before she dreams again :eek

He seems harmless.

But that would be classed as a warning and I prefer 'suprise sex'

Hey guys! Tinatron is Womti! :x

It's not rape. It's surprise sex.

That always wins the case when you're sent to court.
Remember that.

I am no such thing.

I feel unclean :(

I am NOT Womti!

Seven Force: Sooooooooo, I'll be round at 4 to rape you.
Pub Lover: AM or PM?
Seven Force: It's a surprise!
Pub Lover: Oh, I always love it when you rape me by surprise.
Seven Force: Wait... What?
Seven Force: You like it?
Pub Lover: Of course, why do you think I gave you a key after the first time?
Seven Force: Well, it's just that it isn't rape if you're willing to have it done to you...
Pub Lover: Does that mean you're gonna stop?
Seven Force: No. No, I'm gonna keep going, but I'll have to relabel my day planner.


THIS HAS BEEN A FARTIN MOWLER PRODUCTION

add a picture.

Also keep posting you've nearly got 5555 :faint

Don't quote my own rules back at me, buddy!

Let's pretend that you are Womti (which you are), then wouldn't you then claim not to be Womti?

I notice you do not ask what a Womti is.

was that an order or another rule? :(

I don't know what 'Womti' is.

I thought it was another user.

:lol

Nice edit, GW. :rolleyes

Can I really do either? :confused

Too late, lady.

5551

5552

5553

5554

Errr? Sorry?

Girls are so dumb :)

Hmmph.

Moobs sure knows how to sweet talk the ladies. :hat

Treat your bitches with respect

But always keep your pimp hand strong.

HEY JOHNNY COUTH! HOW ARE YOU DOING? YOU MUST BE DOING GREAT TO COME INTO THIS THREAD!

I HAVEN'T DONE THIS GREAT SINCE THE LAST TIME I CAME INTO THIS THREAD, THAT MUCH IS TRUE!

Irony.

FANTASTIC! A COUPLE OF PAGES BACK I USED SOME OLD MAX BURBANK LINES TO TRY AND GRAB YOUR ATTENTION, YOU MUST HAVE MISSED THAT!

>:

Dang, Esuohlim.

SORRY SOMETIMES I MISS THINGS :/

Yeah, Moobs wasted thread post 17000. :(

YEAH, LIKE YOUR SMALL PENIS! :terra

:lol

YEAH, SOMETIMES I MISS MY SMALL PENIS!

OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE.

OH LOOK ANOTHER ONE.

Sometimes I miss things

I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKEO NE OF MY PICTURES AND EDIT SO THAT IM SAYING SOMETHING THAT IS FUNNY!

Goddamn these people suck.

JUST ROLL WITH THE PUNCHES, PRINCESS.

ONE OF THESE DAYS WE MIGHT JUST LIKE YOU.

BUT NOT TODAY.

Couth go back to whatever ******/sand ****** country you came from.

:/

Thank you, Johnny Couth. I was in the middle of that very task, but your comment has driven home just how unfunny that would be. Don't get me wrong, I have no worries about not being funny, but the level of unfunny that picture would have been would have been past my limt. Again, thank you.

Bitch.

Irony.

You're a bitch. :<

Hey, I was being serious.

DK, you seem to have some dirt smudged on your top lip.

And you're a little Miss McEditpants.

I know, child. I know.

Hey Pub that Red Dwarf review sucks but I'm putting it up anyway because it gives me another day off :(

No one would believe how bad the two previous drafts were.

I got so sick of it, I just gave up. And hey, your standards are so low it doesn't really matter.

Hey DK, is that shit on your lip from where your boyfriend Lee's fake beard rubbed off?

Get it?