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Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:45 AM

Plus, if you're going to change the colour, then fine. >:

...But it's fucking :'( not ;'( >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:45 AM

You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Ditto for this board, guys.

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:46 AM

Things I DID NOT DO, by the way.

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Ditto for this board, guys.

Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards. >:

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:48 AM

And I may be the leading offender in being an asshole to new people, but once in a while someone comes along that isn't a total Cap'n Crunch. >:

For example, I don't think I've ever disliked WhiteRat. :(

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
And most of us are civilized and don't sport neckbeards. >:

And the average weight of members here is probably much less than 400 pounds >:

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular. :lol

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

If you did that, I'd give you a medal. :lol

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2006 02:56 AM

I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Well, yeah, but you don't have to keep track of 50,000 people here >:

Yeah, thank the gods that I-Mockery isn't popular. :lol

oh god we'd be overwhelmed :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force
You act like I just slapped her in the face and shat in her driveway.

If you did that, I'd give you a medal. :lol

I'd do it, but not necessarily in that order. ;(

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:

The part that hit me most was "usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship", but only because, in a nutshell, it's dead-on. :(

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.

After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.

And I get nothing... :(

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.

Some of the articles are hit and miss, but nowadays the hit percentage has gone up 85%. :mulletman

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.

I know I don't take myself seriously when writing, although I can't speak for Milhouse. :( It seems like they're trying too hard. One guy I talk to has other stuff to do on top of writing articles. Not that i'm defending them, but just so you know where they're coming from. I would say that the creative well has run dry, but I doubt that'd be the case, with current events and such, but it seems like there's less originality and more of a forumlatic approach to some of the front page updates, which, to me, gets old pretty fast.

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.

:tear

EVILCAKE Aug 10th, 2006 12:18 PM

I will send you a few dollars in the mail if you change your Avatar PUB :/ and I finished the Davinci Code if you want it.

Emu Aug 10th, 2006 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
That was the only part of the site that was consistently hilarious.

It was consistently hilarious because that was the only feature of the site where you didn't have to wade through Lowtax's vomit-on-a-page to find something funny. The pictures alone were hilarious, and the humor in that comes solely from the failures of mankind.

Misdemonar Aug 10th, 2006 03:31 PM

I think Comdey Goldmine is hilarous :(

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 04:26 PM

Wrong.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 04:32 PM

Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses

Seven Force Aug 10th, 2006 05:15 PM

Think your bandwith can handle all that?

Also, those fucking internet detectives. >:

MarioRPG Aug 10th, 2006 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Someday I'll write about why every single section on SA sucks. Then I'll make Awful Link of the Day and get tons of hits :sunglasses

Make sure you change the article that day to "Why "Awful Link Of The Day" Sucks"
And then just say point made.

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2006 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
Think your bandwith can handle all that?

I've got 1 Terabyte :picklehat

Chojin Aug 10th, 2006 06:59 PM


Chojin Aug 10th, 2006 06:59 PM


Chojin Aug 10th, 2006 07:01 PM

first google result for 'lol' is apparently from grog.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2006 07:02 PM

i like to imagine that shortly after that picture was taken, her lips wrapped backwards around her head, exposing her skull.

GADZOOKS Aug 10th, 2006 08:31 PM

Why is Fathom Zero using the message board as his diary on his so called life.

I mean sure he's a nice guy but who cares about his class schedual, I don't make a thread everytime i get road rage.

Fathom Zero Aug 11th, 2006 12:09 AM

My life has a big hole in it right now. Anyways, I was offerin' up my schedule and was interested in other people's.

Seven Force Aug 11th, 2006 12:32 AM

New movie review. ;(

executioneer Aug 11th, 2006 02:05 AM

mark do you get road rage a lot :(

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2006 02:51 AM

Man me and road rage go together like insulin and diabetes if you catch my drift.

Juttin Aug 11th, 2006 03:50 AM

So, you awkwardly act like you help road rage, but you're really just a component of another road rage's body? :/

Jixby Phillips Aug 11th, 2006 04:22 AM

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=23110

CHECK IT OUT PLEASE

GADZOOKS Aug 11th, 2006 04:58 AM

Go deep fry your face, juttin.

Chojin Aug 11th, 2006 09:31 PM

I am the original serious homo.



The alpha and the omega.

HickMan Aug 12th, 2006 01:30 AM


the boys are back in town

Fathom Zero Aug 12th, 2006 03:33 AM

Lee Hotti.

Emu Aug 13th, 2006 11:47 AM

Chojin, is your avatar Alex Chiu?

Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by EVILCAKE
I will send you a few dollars in the mail if you change your Avatar PUB :/

What is wrong with my avatar?

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Originally Posted by EVILCAKE
and I finished the Davinci Code if you want it.

Sure, I'll give it a go. Thanks.

Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I note that the multiple sentance post that I actually took some time over is ignored, but the one-off line saying that this place sucks gets multiple replies.

This is why I don't write new articles for your site. >:

YOU ARE A WHINY BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY THREAD! >:

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 01:30 PM

I thought I saw that as his avatar a while ago when I first came here, and I honestly thought that's what he looked like. Of course, I was new to forums period so whaddyaknow.

ziggytrix Aug 13th, 2006 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Emu
Chojin, is your avatar Alex Chiu?

it's the Terminator robot from T4

Misdemonar Aug 13th, 2006 02:42 PM

no it's from ROBO-COP, creep!

MarioRPG Aug 13th, 2006 03:22 PM

It looks like the bad guy from the legend of drunken master.

MarioRPG Aug 13th, 2006 03:23 PM

And not just because all asians look the same.

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2006 04:02 PM

Chojin's new mean guy attitude is getting on my nerves!

blackwar12 Aug 13th, 2006 04:23 PM

And we care because?

Guitar Woman Aug 13th, 2006 05:07 PM

Pretty tough talk coming from a dude who has a final fantasy avatar. :rolleyes

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 05:27 PM

Yeah, fuck you. >: Even though I don't really know what she's talking about. :(

Seven Force Aug 13th, 2006 05:35 PM

What the fuck are you talking about, anyway?

Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 09:56 PM


Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by blackwar12
And we care because?

We care because we are under the impression that GW's nerves are connected to a pair of pale, pert breasts. >:

Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
Chojin's new mean guy attitude is getting on my [pale, pert breasts]!

Hey, I actually had that conversation with Chojin. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 13th, 2006 10:05 PM

It was a slight tangent from our main topic of cocks.

Big, throbbing, purple man-cocks! :orgasm

Jeff The Ninja Aug 13th, 2006 10:45 PM

I got one of those Stupid web Spaces. Its like myspace but worse because it goes through MSN :/

Chojin Aug 13th, 2006 11:01 PM

how am i any different now, huh

i'm just more serious :|


:|

which is how it USED TO BE




newb

:|

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 12:09 AM

Even I knew that. :eek

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
Rog banned ojb for not posting pictures of his secret santa gift, and he's not coming back for reasons that I'm not gonna go into.

THE WAY I SEE IT, we need:

Max Burbank
Me haha am i right
Scruu2wice
CaptainBubba

I'd expect and like to see:

Jin
Sethomas
Dr. Boogie
Jaeger S. Meistersen

I'd love it if we could get:

Esuohlim
James
Schimid
Soundtest
Helm
Sspadowsky
Cherry
thekapn
Les Waste
Carnivore
Pub Lover
Jixby
Wreckreation
Protoclown
Glowbelly
George
Sadie
Whiterat
Kevintheomnivore
Mew
Supafly
Ninjavenom
Maddox
Tom Fulp

And off the top of my head, I'd be nice to have the following people show up:

Ziggy Trix
Guitar Woman
Seven Force
Blue Fox
Blueoatmeal
SicktodeathMX
Jeanette X
Mockery
Emu
Drumming4buddha

And i'm probably forgetting some people ;<

But yeah if we could get half that crowd, we'd have ourselves one hell of a mock war ;<


Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 12:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Chojin
I'd love it if we could get:

Esuohlim?, James, Schimid, Soundtest, Helm, Sspadowsky, Cherry, thekapn :lol, Les Waste, Carnivore, Pub Lover?, Jixby, Wreckreation, Protoclown, Glowbelly, George, Sadie, Whiterat?, Kevintheomnivore, Mew, Supafly, Ninjavenom, Maddox, Tom Fulp

A few of those should be on the I'd Be Nice list, or not there at all. ;)

>: @ The Missing Willie!

executioneer Aug 14th, 2006 12:30 AM

i've never been in a mock wars and i'm not starting now

GADZOOKS Aug 14th, 2006 06:01 AM

how does a twerp like blueoatmeal get on that list and Mr. Adventure doesn't. He wiped the floor with all those people.

WhiteRat Aug 14th, 2006 10:12 AM

That's a snazzy question mark you got next to my name.

HickMan Aug 14th, 2006 10:18 AM

I guess I'm not the insanely funny poster I used to be...


Shut up, I like to dream

MarioRPG Aug 14th, 2006 10:31 AM

lol @ Hickman being a has-been. :/

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 11:42 AM

He's funnier than you.

HickMan Aug 14th, 2006 11:51 AM


BOOORN IN ONTARIO


I WAS


BOOORN IN ONTARIO-OH-OH-OH

Trash Aug 14th, 2006 01:06 PM

I HAVE A PENIS OH SHIT BAN ME OH WAIT SHIT DON'T BAN ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

Esuohlim Aug 14th, 2006 03:45 PM

Trash I don't even care about the thread title change but it doesn't mean you can post in here now. >:

ArrowX Aug 14th, 2006 03:47 PM

But I can!

Trash Aug 14th, 2006 04:10 PM

I post anywhere I want.
Especially a board for serious Homo problems.

Seven Force Aug 14th, 2006 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Trash I don't even care about the thread title change but it doesn't mean you can post in here now. >:

HE POSTED A BAN ME YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS :gonk

ArrowX Aug 14th, 2006 05:38 PM

I-mock rumble!

Skins, that means no knives, fistfillers or chains.

MetalMilitia Aug 14th, 2006 05:46 PM

Robocop is on TV and, although I don't really like like Robocop anyway, this is my least favourite one. The one with the 'Nuke' drug and the annoying kid.

HickMan Aug 14th, 2006 07:02 PM

Is that the one with the future nazis or was I dreaming that part?

MetalMilitia Aug 14th, 2006 07:10 PM

I haven't seen any yet but there could be. There is OCP corp who are pretty bad news but I don't think that's who you mean.

Moobs Aug 14th, 2006 07:17 PM

Bullet Proof Monk has some future nazis in it I think.

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 08:01 PM


Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 08:03 PM

What is up with all you ghosts posting in my thread? >:

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteRat
That's a snazzy question mark you got next to my name.

Only the best people get them. ;)

Pub Lover Aug 14th, 2006 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
how does a twerp like blueoatmeal get on that list and Mr. Adventure doesn't. He wiped the floor with all those people.

Mr A. would indeed pound those other guys into mush with his awesome humour, but he doesn't stickin the mind due to a lack of creepy calls to Chojin's fiancee.

HickMan Aug 15th, 2006 05:42 AM

dudes and dud dudettes its all not that cool

Pub Lover Aug 15th, 2006 09:05 PM


Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2006 06:24 PM

Who's that black guy in the Washington Mutual commercials that's also the green grape guy in the Fruit of the Loom commercials and I see him all the time in other commercials and he was the token black guy before Jerry Minor on Mr. Show and fuck I need to know who it is because it's bugging me. >:

liquidstatik Aug 16th, 2006 06:27 PM

well esuohlim, im not too sure about that, but i am pretty sure that i need to change my name.

i don't like liquidstatik anymore. :[

help plz

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 06:29 PM


WhiteRat Aug 16th, 2006 08:44 PM

Nuuuuuuke.

Esuohlim Aug 16th, 2006 09:02 PM

Change it to whatever you named your dog!

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 09:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Who's that black guy in the Washington Mutual commercials that's also the green grape guy in the Fruit of the Loom commercials and I see him all the time in other commercials and he was the token black guy before Jerry Minor on Mr. Show and fuck I need to know who it is because it's bugging me. >:

I'm sorry, America. I have not seen any of those commercials or tv shows. :(

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
i am pretty sure that i need to change my name. help plz

I think Danny Tatom would be a great internet name.

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 09:11 PM


HickMan Aug 16th, 2006 10:05 PM

I'm confused

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 10:09 PM

By what are you confused, Mister Hickman?

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 10:27 PM


HickMan Aug 16th, 2006 10:40 PM

The Whole Serious Homo Problems thing. How did it start? I am baffled!

Seven Force Aug 16th, 2006 10:44 PM

pub's sig holds all the answers

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 10:49 PM

Many years ago, the man that is known as Chojin uttered a marvelous description of this forum. This excellent statement was put in the signature of some long departed board regular. Then, seeing it, I was transfixed and saved the holy words to a text file that sat for a long time undisturbed. Opening the file in persuit of some other unimportant errand I again sighted the phrase and I knew it was good. Putting it in my own signature was a simple matter, and there it stayed for many months before one of the many newbs we have here posted a picture that I knew captured the essence of those fateful words.

Then everyone copied me.

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Seven Force
pub's sig holds all the answers

You're a faggot, Seven Force! >:

Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 10:50 PM


Pub Lover Aug 16th, 2006 11:19 PM

I like the Willie one better now. :eek

Seven Force Aug 17th, 2006 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
well esuohlim, im not too sure about that, but i am pretty sure that i need to change my name.

i don't like liquidstatik anymore. :[

help plz

Native American custom dictates that parents name their newborns after the first thing they see after being born, which is why so many unfortunate Native Americans are answering to the name "Hairy Pussy".

Just a thought.

Pub Lover Aug 17th, 2006 12:23 AM

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