Name- Mike
Age- Mid-twenties
job- Sys Admin
where are you at?- Austin, Tx
how did you find out about this site?- I've been reading i-mockery for years, finally decided to make an account. I think it was linked to me after Rog's piece on Disney's failed attempt at an island resort. I spend the rest of the day reading the other mini-mocks and I was hooked ever since.
what's your favorite thing about the site?- The features. Oh... and Rog.
why did you start posting- Today. (<.<) Edit: Misread the question. The real answer is tomorrow.
Level of Educ.- Over Nine Thousand.
hobbies- Writing, reading, video games
fav. music/band- I like all music and I have a lot of favorite bands, but my desert island collection has a lot of Weezer.
fav. book- East of Eden by Steinbeck
fav. movie- So I Married an Axe Murder
Fav. Video Game- Mrs. Pac-Man
fav. food- Panang Curry
In high school you were voted most likely to...- I don't even remember High School...
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- If I think of something I'll let you know.

Another one passes the test. :picklehat

Damn those 5 W's.

<.<

We fucking know you started posting today, tell us Why. That's what we asked. >:

Yeah... I get it.

Probably to warn you of the impending doom.

my blood pressure is over nine thousand >:

So it is really killing you guys that I haven't told you about my two degrees in English?

"For, you see, it was far easier for me to earn TWO doctoral degrees in English Language and Literature than to pick a conclusive side in the Oxbridge Rivalry. Nyeah!"

Hello all!!!

Name- Robert J.
Age- 22
job- Filmschool Student
where are you at?- Bogota, Colombia
how did you find out about this site?- hmm... can´t quite remember right now, but I´m sure it was a link from gorillamask site
what's your favorite thing about the site?- Everything, but I take special note on the features, movie reviews, ROM Hack reviews and Tales from the Longbox section
why did you start posting- this is my first post, thanks for asking
Level of Educ.- currently in college
hobbies- photography, internet, videogames, movies and tv and, of course, sex
fav. music/band- METAL!!!!! \m/
fav. book- The Odyssey
fav. movie- I´m currently enjoying the works of François Truffaut
Fav. Video Game- Ninja Gaiden Black, Super Mario Bros. 1 to 3, Contra and Super C and Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time and A Link to the Past
fav. food- Fish and Seafood
In high school you were voted most likely to...- forget that suckass period of my life
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I´m taken

Shit, I had just mustered up the courage to ask you to the ice cream social...

Dude, lay off, seriously. He just doesn't want anybody to be disappointed. We can respect that around here.

Maybe he's just proud of the fact?

You think?

I like to POINT OUT THE OBVIOUS

Disappointed?

:lol I´m actually quite proud of that. and thanks for the ice cream invitation WhiteRat!!!!

YOU GUYS :LOL

What is it that you discuss here or am I going to have to find somewhere where they do discuss something?

yeah, we don't discuss things here

you should try 4chan instead

Ah. But by the mere fact that you have responded to my question, you have peeked my interest. Now I must stay.

piqued

It won't matter

Name- Mike
Age-18
job- None right now
where are you at?- New York
how did you find out about this site?- Heard about it from Guitar Woman
what's your favorite thing about the site?- It's funny
why did you start posting- Cause I wanted to, lol
Level of Educ.- In college
hobbies- Music, video games
fav. music/band- Rage Against the Machine
fav. book- (none)
fav. movie- The Matrix
Fav. Video Game- Donkey Kong 64
fav. food- Italian
In high school you were voted most likely to...- My high school didn't have those things
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I got the name F4 from "Freaky forester" (a RuneScape character) and eventually made it ffourester. I was originally here in December 07 but got banned because everyone else who came in from the forum I was on decided to spam.

Just b-ban the 4-4chan

f-four, you're gonna need to reduce the size of your sig. One thing we try doing here is cutting down on their size because while it may be entertaining the first time, nobody wants to look at a giant sig every time you make a post... especially when it will almost always be larger than the contents of said post.