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I AM VICTORIOUS, MOTHERFUCKER
YEAH WHO'S THE FUCKIN KING, MAN, GOT BOOBBOTS ALL UP IN YOUR GRILL BITCH |
BOOBBOTS HAHAHA
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It's called targeted advertising, finland. They change depending on what the Internet thinks you want to look at.
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I used to have an earth science teacher who pronounced pahoehoe "pah-hoey-hoey" instead of "puh-hoy-hoy".
Every time I heard a hawaiian volcanologist say it, it was puh-hoy-hoy. |
I prefer the spelling variation "vulcanology" :spockears
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Did you see the National Geographic special where they followed these volcanologists around and then they died at the end?
That was pretty fucked. |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xZp-GLMMJ0
I'm looking forward to getting one of these for Christmas, all laying back doing some I-Mock chat room Snuggie postin' :picklehat |
I dig the Snuggie.
We should all look like Jedis. |
I need a giant-size bed snuggie. The bf's a blanket-hog.
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holy crap wikipedia nsfw k
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleft_of_Venus That came up when I was performing an entirely different search on what would usually be their "disambiguation" page NSFW |
The cleft of venus eats clothes, it does not like to be challenged.
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I like how there's that little group working REALLY HARD on the talk page to make it look all scientific and legit.
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Everyone has to have a goal I guess.
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Hey everyone. Sorry I have not been around. I am here now. That's all that matters right?
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It was back in 1849,
At the Springfield Golden Nugget Mine, That my great-grandma Dolores saved the day, When she propped the shaft and saved the lives, Of the other forty other Springfield wives, When all ma grandpa's buddies ran away The menfolk found their women scary, Cos they were so big and hairy, They thought of dynamite to seal them in Gramps was known as 'Chapped Lips Calhoun', He was in the local saloon, In came Billy-Joe Walton through the door, He said "They're blown the Golden Nugget!" My grandaddy said "Oh f....darn it!" "You've buried my Dolores, my sweet little golden 'ore" Swing it, son Now my grandaddy jumped up from his table, Finished his jug, And he got up to that mine just as lickety-darn-split as he could, Stopped off to fetch a shovel, Feed the dogs, Brush his teeth, Clean the John and give his hoss one final rubdown Cos a cowboy's life ain't easy and a cowboy's life is hard, You can take him from the saddle, But he'll be forever scarred Cos my grandpa was a man in love, Called Dolores his 'prairie dove', And he told her that he loved her with every sigh Cos she never once forgave him, Even underneath the cave-in, But he knew she would forgive him, In that goldmine in the sky you know, that was so good ah reckon ah'll play it again |
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So I had this friend who was a major poster on [forum] and he suicided. Couple of years later, happened upon [forum] where people were asking about him, so I told them. It quickly disintegrated to ugly with people saying "I call bullshit" and demanding to see a copy of the death certificate.
Anyway. The thread became lotsa pages long and just got uglier and uglier and was finally locked when my bf accused them of all being fat and eating pie. Now, 3 years later, I wanted to recall something that was said and did a search and no record of the post exists. However, they have other posts going back to 2000. They must have just deleted it? Weird. Anyway, he's still dead. |
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Kitsa I can't believe how much I missed your sad stories. I have been terrific thanks for asking Esuohlim! This is the first time I have had to leave my house to go downtown to work in like three months. So thats cool. I forgot how much I hate it outside.
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I was just saying that the people on that forum were dicks. |
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That's for damn sure, lol
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I-Mockery Chat(ITS SEIZURE TIME AGAIN)
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Wocka wocka wocka
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WAIT WAIT
FOZZIE? NO I KNOW THIS |
I used to have such a crush on Gonzo
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i want to buy some muppets show on dvd :(
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GOOD MAN LET'S WATCH EM TOGETHER
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I HAVE the first season of Muppet Show.
I need the rest though... |
We should all watch some Muppet Show together after we play laser tag!
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OH MAN
that's totally on my list now, I'll bump mini-golf for that |
When I was a kid I had a kermit puppet and I had my mom sew a patch across his stomach that said "THE UNCOLA".
I still don't know why kermit was the uncola. |
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its too bad they dont have s4 or 5 out yet, i wanna see buddy rich beat animal in a drum contest and not just in some cruddy youtube video :( |
lol I'd pay to see that!
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What season does Roger Moore guest host in?
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No, they were way bigger dicks.
It was worse because they thought they were supercool and you guys don't seem to believe that about yourselves. Correct me if I'm wrong, anyway. |
I'm not cool, but all of you are supercool and I like pretending to spend my days with you all. :(
YOU SUPERCOOL DUDES AND LADIES IN THIS MILDLY TERRIBLE THREAD! :D |
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YOU'RE SUGGESTING THAT YOU HAVEN'T MASTERED TIME!? :eek
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Yes, well, this was a lameass gamery forum filled with a lot of wannabe intellectual sophisticates and I don't have time for that shit.
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My middle name is chronos
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My middle name is Andy. How fucked up is that?
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raggedy anne!
and andy! |
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guys on the whole middle name thing i'm curious now as to how many people have LEGALLY changed their middle name to "Danger" :(
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or even better been named that from the get-go
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It beats mud for sure
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my middle name will not be revealed.
And no, it wasn't somethingawful, although my friend's picture did show up on cliff yablonski about 2 weeks after he died, which was weird. |
I have two middle names, now am I cool or what? :conspiracy
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no, you're just European, join the club :P
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My middle name is actually Tadao :hypno
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Also guys, your middle names are your true names, the first is your identifier and your last is your clan name, give out your middle one and people can use it to cast spells on your sorry ass (open season now, guys)
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oh, middle is actually Joseph. the original "My middle name is Chronos" was a reply to...I thought Pub asked me if I mastered time. As in the same lines as "My middle name is danger/mud/sarcasmo"
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my middle name is sarcasmo
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I only stay in the know about new movies so I can rage about them in real life, my friends still haven't recovered from The Wickerman rampages |
You have friends in real life?
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The friends I have now are forced to hang around me and my actual friends are getting a well deserved break
Until I come back down and bug the shit out of them over fucking Christmas, that is |
call me Ishmael :posh
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Hey where's Seth at?
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:tear COOK YOUR OWN DOG!
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That is my dog :x
Well, my family's dog, but anyways :x |
My dog has figured out how to work diarrhea to her advantage.
She had diarrhea yesterday, so every time she whined or yelped I took her out. Today she's fine, but is pretending she has diarrhea so I'll take her outside. :/ |
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GREAT MOMENTS IN FRENCH HISTORY
April 1986- After showing up drunk to the recording of a popular talk show, songwriting legend Serge Gainsbourg mutters appreciatively when introduced to a young Whitney Houston. The host attempts to make up an acceptable translation, which Gainsbourg is quick to correct in English. "You are not Reagan and I am not Gorbachev, so don't try, eh? I said I want to fuck her." Here's a pic of Whitney Houston's face the moment it happened.  The host tried to explain that Serge Gainsbourg was maybe a little drunk. He quickly got a cigarette in the guy's mouth to shut him up, and the segment was pretty much a loss all around. You can see it here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXx3zRgTdLM I think there's enough english where you can get the gist of it. |
That's awesome.
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I thought so too. He was an awesome sort of guy.
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Hey Pub, want to know another person who scares me?
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That's from Frank's Franks.
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I always hold my drink that close to me when I eat. :(
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He looks like he's about to really enjoy it :(
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AWWW MAN! A HOTDOG-PEPSI!
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So who besides me is gonna go see Notorious?
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Kid Notorious?
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Notorious B.I.G.?
Man, he dead. |
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No he's not!
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I lived through it, I don't need to see no fancy film about that.
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Tonight I found some mouse turds on my dresser. My roommate said he saw a mouse in the living room last night, too. Shit is about to get buck wild up in this bitch.
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FUCK DAT N*GGAH UP!
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Get glue traps so you can watch the baby squirm futilely.
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