I'm debating on whether I should use glue traps or the regular mouse traps.

GIT CHO GAT.

If you use reguar traps, there's always a chance of blood. But they die immediately. Usually.

I think my roommate and I will watch the hilarious movie "Mousetrap" with gaylord Nathan Lane. We'll come up with an elaborate plan to destroy this mouse which will only result in our house exploding.

Drop an anvil on him!

FARKLE

You mean Mouse Hunt, right? That movie was about 100 time funnier than I thought it'd be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAidQPVwpqQ

I used to lol hard at Catzilla

That's what I meant.

I think we'll have to set up a life sized version of this, too:
http://heartshapedrocks.files.wordpr...mousetrap1.jpg

That's what I meant.

I think we'll have to set up a life sized version of this, too:

DUUUUUDE!!!
I think one of my friends is getting me a Snuggie for Christmas!
FUCK YEAH!

A Snuggie? hahahaha those things are an abomination!

Hell yeah CiG joinin' the Snuggie club :picklehat

Gay :rolleyes

We got a free copyof Mousehunt when I was a kid. It came with a box of tea from Sam's. :/

Best movie evar.

I'm very excited about the possibility of a Snuggie.
She bought like 6 of them, they can't ALL be for her.

I looked up Snuggies and these are what came up. Are any of these what you're talking about? I'm lost.

The fourth picture.

It's looks like a mobile phone with a thingy attached to the top.

THE SECOND ONE!

#4!!!!!
I already have 2 of the #2 snuggies in that very same color.

it looks like the ku klux klan custome without the mask :eek

I hope you borrow fatty to scare the hell out of the mouse first!

I need to get a #2 as well. A calico shade would be nice.

I made fun of the Tiddy Bear to my mom and she was like "but I ordered you one"

:(

hahahahahaha :(

My, that was awkward.

Are you going to use it?

fuck you, i-mockertuyg >:

I don't know. Maybe. My tiddies don't really have a problem with the seatbelt, although it does bother my neck :/

Your tiddies can never be too safe.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIDDY BEAR

IT'S NO SNUGGIE >:

A NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE

HELL YEAH MAN A NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE ALL FUZZY AND MEOWY >:

>:

>:

fuckbuckets

MEWLER

GILOOLY

is a tiddy bear something that protects your tits from a seat belt or something cause thats what im getting from this :(

man the other day i was in a psychic store type place and this lady walked up to the ownder and was all, "do you have an opening for a reader on tuesdays cause i feel that you have an opening."
psychics have great conversation starters :(

That's awesome, the owner could have said "If you were any good, you wouldn't have to ask."

wtf is this blush*t

Tiddy bear infomercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw1g2yKxb0I

Hahaha

Some angry Iraqi threw his shoes at Dubya.

I've come into a surplus of $90. How can I spend it in a way that is not hookers and blow?

hookers and pot

Beer and pizza. By "beer" I mean Guinness.

my cat jumped onto my scanner so many times I decided to just scan her stupid ass.

Tadao has wank material for a week now.

PUSSY

NUMBER TWO SNUGGIE :(

YOU IGNORANT FUCKS!!!!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT THAT IS?!!?!?!?!

AND YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE

:x

NEW ESUOHLIM CRUSH FOR December 2008

THIS GIRL FROM A STUPID SNORG TEES AD

I HOPE I FUCK HER SOME DAY IS ALL'S I'M SAYING :esuohlim

She is ugly cute.

God damnit esuohlim, you're such a nerd :x

Someone be awake. I'm drunk and bored!

YOU SHOULD START WITH SOMETHING MUCH EASIER LIKE TALKING TO HER WITHOUT BREAKING EYE CONTACT AND WRINGING YOUR HANDS. :rolleyes

Not as easy as it sounds.

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/day_...bandw_original


BITCH

JANE, YOU IGNORANT SLUT

:x

After that first sentence I decided staring at nothing is far superior to reading her words.

man that cat ass is horrible ;/

i hate looking at this page

im bored and on aim if anybody wants tomessage me >:

I don't.

MILHOUSE - GRAB YOUR INVASION SUPPLIES AND LET'S GO GET YOU LAID :O

I spent the entire damn day in the hospital.

My neck seized up so hard that my collarbone is bruised from the metal inside the neck brace.

This happens once every three or four years and at least it didn't ruin a holiday this time (last time it happened on Thanksgiving).

AW YEAH :D

You're too damn fragile girl!

Keep you chin up!

I can't :(

But phenergan is WONDERFUL.

shitty day :(

THAT DAMN CAT

FUCK YOU WOW HOW DARE YOU EAT MY BRAIN

UGH

THERE WASN'T MUCH THERE TO BEGIN WITH

man, I feel all sore and hung-over now. And I didn't even get to party :(

SUP DUDES

and ladies ;)

And chicks with dicks.

AND THE LADIES ;)

Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

They should have made a snow pacman and peed on him to make him yellow.

That's fuckin creepy.

That's because a real japanese did it.

poor puppy

I always feel bad for the dog when their owners think it's hilarious/cute/awesome/cool to dress their pets :(

KITSA!

don't be so angry just cause i called you FAGMO it just happened!

???

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, WOAH

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP, WOAH

HOLD YOUR HEAD HIGH

HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH AND BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT

THEY SAID THE ANSWER WAS TO BECOME A DANCER HOLD YOUR HEAD UP HIGH