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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770997)

Sep 1st, 2015, 06:31 AM Aug 31st
You all know what day that is! It's they day before all the new people and seasonal posters show up.

It's Vet day!

Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 770968)

Have you ever looked at a puppet and thought "I'd fuck that."?

I hope that happens to me one day.

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Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 770969)

if its a Real-doll, why not ;3

*mumbles* Something something functioning genitals defeating the point or something.

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan (Post 770995)

That's that shit I'm talking about. Do you say that shit in public?

Wes Craven died, whaaaaat

My insane pen scratchings pass as art, I get a free pass in most places. The trick is to only do it in places where people look like they can name more than two artists (and in my state you have to qualify it with "Thomas Kinkade doesn't count".)

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770998)

Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

:rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 578205)

Shut up Rankeri you big ol' bag of antlers

:lol :lol

do a search for "esuohlim" you'll get a lot of great lines like this

Maybe on Vet day we pardon 1 vet.

so i picked up drawing again for the first time in like five months. You jerks want to see some fucking goddamn art?

noooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

I like it.

Did nazis ever have genies? That should have been their goal.

Also going to get to work on two comix now that I'm on something to keep my anxiety tamped down. Have to put up some character sketches.

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771023)

I have images saved since 2005 and earlier. I don't know the context of most of these anymore. Half of these I probably never posted here! But I'm sure some people here (PUB) have been collecting images (PUB) with creepy meticulousness for years (PUB LOVER) and it's time to post that shit again. A TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE. I'm going to keep adding to the thread and I encourage participation. This is about having fun!

I very nearly made a picture nostalgia post the other day. I was looking for the Missed Brak Fool image for the previous page but my photobucket was filled with insane garbage that I did not understand. :eek

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Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 771019)

Time for what again?

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 770998)

Happy Halloween, Fuckers! >:

Follow my tumblr over the next 12 weeks for plenty of holiday scares. :rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771024)

EIGHT MONTHS OF HALLOWEEN, SON :picklehat

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771025)

Only 8 months this year? :(

This is some high stakes gambling we've got here. What if we're bluffing and have to go home to our husbands and explain we lost all of our housekeeping halloweens?

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771003)

:rolleyes

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 771023)

:( :( :(

I'm doing even less ok now than I was that time. :lol

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 771027)

This is the least disturbing selfie I have rediscovered being online.

I took a lot? I really shouldn't have.

So many of them are topless! Why did I take so many pictures of myself topless! Did someone ask for that shit?

"Hey Pub, I really like seeing a pudgy guy with a huge head and a shitty beard without a shirt. Hmm, pasty raw chicken looking skin turns me on."

:vomit

What is the :puke emotion command again? >:

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 771033)

Can I be a mod?

We've been down this road before. :rolleyes

I need Brak to have cleavage. Then we can page rack.

i tried to kill myself yesterday with pills and two pints of booze and all I did was sleep all day and throw up in the morning

i wonder if i set my house on fire if the smoke will make me pass out before I start burning