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sMG1 Feb 6th, 2003 01:22 AM

Clint Eastwood vs. John Wayne
 
(I just had to..)

Ok, who is the ultimate badass? I'd say Clint Eastwood. :rock

executioneer Feb 6th, 2003 04:28 AM

YEAH SURE, WHAT ABOUT PAINT YOUR WAGON AND BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED >:

-willie

Tropical Feb 6th, 2003 04:55 AM

Is smg Jerseyboy again?

Zero Signal Feb 6th, 2003 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
YEAH SURE, WHAT ABOUT PAINT YOUR WAGON AND BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY AND WHATEVER OTHER GAY MOVIES HE'S BEEN IN THAT I HAVEN'T WATCHED >:

-willie

John Wayne was a peter-puffer to being with. I think that precludes any movies that you consider gay that Eastwood has been in.

Spectre X Feb 6th, 2003 11:00 AM

Clint Eatwood kicks John Wayne's ass, I mean, in a fistfull of dollars, he wears a bulletproof vest, John Wayne could fire what he want, but it'll just ricochet off of him. and if it's john Wayne vs. Clint eastwood as Dirty Harry, he's gonna get blated into a bloddy pulp. for Christ's sake, he uses a fucking .44 MAGNUM! A MAGNU, AND A .44 ONE! you can blast through walls with those.

Protoclown Feb 6th, 2003 12:51 PM

Clint Eastwood all the way.

Royal Tenenbaum Feb 6th, 2003 03:06 PM

John Wayne could eat Eastwood for breakfast and paint his house in Indian blood.

CastroMotorOil Feb 6th, 2003 04:11 PM

Clint Eastwood would kick john wayne's ass. C'mon John Wayne would waste 10 minutes talking before the fight and then Clint would just shoot him.

executioneer Feb 6th, 2003 05:31 PM

LOL, ACTUALLY, RIGHT NOW I THINK CLIT EASTWOOD COULD PROBABLY WIN ANY CONTESTS AGAINST JOHN WAYNE :x :x :x

-willie

Protoclown Feb 6th, 2003 06:21 PM

Okay, SolidSnakeASS, let me explain this to you:

John Wayne's real name: Marion Morrison = LOSER
Clint Eastwood's real name: Clinton Eastwood Jr. = WINNER

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2003 06:42 PM

Eastwood would blow john wayne to shit before he could even do his angry tough guy/hick routine.

Malevolent Feb 6th, 2003 07:13 PM

I personally like 'em both, but I'd have to go with Clint. By no stretch of the imagination is Wayne a pansy, though. Col. Kirby in The Green Berets and Sgt. Stryker in Sands of Iwo Jima are two of my favorite war movie characters.

Protoclown Feb 6th, 2003 08:51 PM

John Wayne is definitely cool, I won't dispute that. But Eastwood is more badass.

Zebra 3 Feb 9th, 2003 06:17 PM

Quote - "Unforgiven" (1992)
 

"All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, and his friends. Burn his damn house down." - Bill Munny (Eastwood)

Royal Tenenbaum Feb 9th, 2003 09:26 PM



Eye patch = winner.

The real John Wayne...

AChimp Feb 9th, 2003 09:37 PM

Unforgiven is an awesome movie. :)

Baron Von Zipper Feb 10th, 2003 10:54 AM

They're both badasses. Hell I'd take one of their worst over most of today's best action movies.

Zebra 3 Feb 13th, 2003 06:59 PM

Insp. Harry Callahan (Eastwood)
 

Sun glasses = cool winner, and its sunny outside.

unclehobart Feb 13th, 2003 08:47 PM

GO ahead... make my day ....

+1 vote for Eastwood

Captain Robo Feb 13th, 2003 10:36 PM

Eastwood's magnum can shoot through schools.

Wayne died in half of his movies >:

Systemz Feb 13th, 2003 11:48 PM

Eastwood would dig up John Wayne's bones and beat them into dust with a claw hammer - hell, even "space cowboys" Eastwood could kick wayne's ass. But if Eastwood was directing the fight he was in it would suck ass.

Zebra 3 Feb 13th, 2003 11:50 PM

Quote - "Dirty Harry" (1971)
 

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?" - Insp. Harry Callahan (Eastwood)

Royal Tenenbaum Feb 14th, 2003 05:18 PM

Wayne would suck Eastwood's eyes out an eat them for breakfast.

"By what you preach, none. But what that Comanche believes, ain't got no eyes, he can't enter the spirit-land. Has to wander forever between the winds." - Ethan Edwards in The Searchers[/b]


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