We're all crushed
 

leading me on, like i'm some kind of puppy. every weekend. was it the beer talking? maybe a glance, a thought that you needed to clear out. was it still the beer that made you kiss me? or was it just a game that you'd forget when you woke up the next morning, week after week.

She wants you to do something that you aren't doing.

She wants you to dick her I'm sure of it.

DICK HER DOWN YOU DIRTY DOG

:lol

Just be a jerk and act like you couldn't give two shi*s about her if you tried. Don't pay attention to her and feign interest in another girl.

She'll come running to you.

Girls like jerks these days. It's all the rage.

Might i suggest a gold ole cock slapping.

Maybe she just doesn't like you.

Try and hook her up with another chick and just see what happens. If she doesnt go for it just tell her something along the lines of "Oh I thought since you werent interested in me you must chow box"

You should break out the camera and then start taking pics of her, and then start sweet talking her into taking off her clothes. Women are such dirty creatures.

It's like she's all over me when there's liquor involved, and I like her and think that I'm beginning to really know her, but she seems to turn into another person and pretend I don't exist after the drinking and asskissing is over with

:obvious

IMAGINE THAT :rolleyes

Keep alcohol handy. :rolleyes

But no really. Just treat her the same way she treats you when she is sober, even when she is drunk. In other words MOVE ON. If you ever had any real shot at it she will come around when she realizes she cant walk all over you anymore. Women love a man with a back bone.

OWMEN LOVE A MAN WITH A FRONT BONE, AM I RIGHT? GUYS?

I was going to make that joke but thought better of it. :posh

It wouldn't be because the more she drinks the better you look, would it? Altered states of conciousness can do some tricky shit to women. I'd roll with the bottle if I were you.

Bwahaha, nice chart.

I liked it too, but I think there should be an "Abuse Tolerance" axis. :|

I thought that was the null set?

I think that's perfection -- very high mental attractiveness, with very high physical attractiveness. Can't happen (according to Tadao's chart, anyway) ===> null set.

I stand by my interpretation, until proven wrong. :p

I think, at that point, she's too good for you anyway.

Hence why you have an abuse tolerance.