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glowbelly Aug 17th, 2003 04:25 PM

fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread
 
i don't remember if i already did this here, but i miss willie getting upset about us talking about penises and i still haven't gotten you (fs) to post that picture that you sorta kinda promised me awhile back. :)

penis.

James Aug 17th, 2003 04:55 PM

Oh NOW you love penis. What'sa matter? Run out of batteries for your mutant dildos? >:

glowbelly Aug 17th, 2003 08:29 PM

hush up, virgin. >:

James Aug 17th, 2003 09:03 PM

The rubber and plastic used in your dildo could have been used as a pacemaker for a young boy with heart failure. >:

THINK ABOUT IT.

glowbelly Aug 17th, 2003 09:07 PM

my "heart" "throbs" and "pumps" just for him. :(

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2003 09:09 PM

My Penis Itches.

AChimp Aug 17th, 2003 09:29 PM

The title to this thread has several meanings! Tee hee! :O

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2003 09:32 PM

Yea, i actually saw Glowbelly's penis once. She had her zipper down and it just slipped right out.

Jeanette X Aug 17th, 2003 10:56 PM

This is the thread where the menfolk will post pictures of their penises. I command it be done. :picklehat

kahljorn Aug 17th, 2003 10:58 PM

I politely decline.

glowbelly Aug 17th, 2003 11:53 PM

nobody commands anyone in our thread, jeanie. >:

except me (and fat satan). :posh

Jeanette X Aug 18th, 2003 12:55 AM

I was making an inside joke from the "Post your boobs here" thread. http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=4454&start=0
I am so misunderstood. :tear

The Retro Kat Aug 18th, 2003 01:19 AM

I like my penis.

Anonymous Aug 18th, 2003 01:27 AM

I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.

Dole Aug 18th, 2003 06:32 AM


FS Aug 18th, 2003 11:53 AM

I DECREE THAT THIS THREAD WILL INVOLVE THE DISCUSSION

OF PENISES. :posh

THAT IS ALL.



I figure some day I'll get drunk enough at the right time to take pictures of my penis and post them, shortly after mailing them to all my relatives.

The Retro Kat Aug 18th, 2003 05:38 PM

:lol

AChimp Aug 18th, 2003 05:57 PM

Quote:

Dear Aunt Mabel,

I'M A BIG BOY NOW!

Your nephew,
Juns (drunk)

executioneer Aug 19th, 2003 08:18 AM

GREAT >:

FUNNY STORY, MY ROOMMATE ONE TIME GOT DRUNK (I ASSUME) AND TOOK A PICTURE OF HIS WEINER, AND PUT IT AS THE WALLPAPER OF MY COMPUTER >:>:>:>:

fortunately my OTHER roommate was the one who found it >:

-willie

glowbelly Aug 19th, 2003 10:42 AM

yes, but was it BIG? or WEE?

James Aug 19th, 2003 11:44 AM

ACHIMP CAN'T HANDLE THE WANG

Jeanette X Aug 19th, 2003 12:18 PM

:puke

AChimp Aug 19th, 2003 12:20 PM

That will so get you close to being banned. :(

James Aug 19th, 2003 01:28 PM

It's a fucking penis thread, you sissy.

But fine, since people can't handle the wang, I'll remove it.

AChimp Aug 19th, 2003 02:27 PM

You just want me to say that I can handle more wang than you. >:

WELL IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. >:

kellychaos Aug 19th, 2003 02:37 PM

Sharing penic threads is just ... so unsanitary! :(

kahljorn Aug 19th, 2003 09:06 PM

yea, at least wear a condem when you're taking pictures of your dick, you sluts.

glowbelly Aug 19th, 2003 10:23 PM

:( i missed the penis :(

Jeanette X Aug 19th, 2003 10:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly
:( i missed the penis :(

Believe me, it was nothing you would want to see. :puke

The_voice_of_reason Aug 20th, 2003 02:40 AM





A picture of a rock I took at City of Rocks state park in New Mexico.



I wish I got a picture of me standing on top of it :(

Sethomas Aug 20th, 2003 12:57 PM

If consensus were that I should post a picture of my erect self, I would. Otherwise those who desire to see it will have to request it via a private message or something. I have such pictures on file "just in case."

FS Aug 20th, 2003 02:03 PM

It's the cock-rock!

kellychaos Aug 20th, 2003 03:21 PM

Emergency penis picture? Ingenius!! :posh

glowbelly Aug 20th, 2003 04:12 PM

PENIS!!

kellychaos Aug 20th, 2003 04:25 PM

As a form of comprimise, I'll be sending scented samples of my pubic follicles in enchantingly decorated Hallmark envelopes through the post. Get your requests in now while supplies last!

Jixby Phillips Aug 20th, 2003 04:29 PM

I wish you'd get killed

kellychaos Aug 20th, 2003 04:35 PM

So I should put you down for one? And the inscription?

glowbelly Aug 26th, 2003 01:54 PM

fatsatan! penis!! STAT!!!

FS Aug 26th, 2003 03:51 PM

FATSATAN'S PENIS 8 / 26 / 2003
Mood: Sleepy :sleep
Song: House of the Rising Sun - The Animals

The Retro Kat Aug 26th, 2003 11:48 PM

:rock Great song!

Rev. Danno Aug 28th, 2003 04:23 PM

GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.

kellychaos Aug 28th, 2003 05:09 PM

Yeah, but all dat crazy dancin' you do aw da time make my penis soft! >:

glowbelly Aug 29th, 2003 11:02 PM

danno?

ABSOFUCKINLUTELY

FS Aug 30th, 2003 06:17 AM

I am such a teasecock.

Super.Mario Aug 30th, 2003 11:26 PM

lol


^^^What the fuck

Jixby Phillips Aug 30th, 2003 11:42 PM

Sweet fucking god will you please shut up

Jixby Phillips Aug 31st, 2003 12:42 AM

Private message from Super.Mario!

Quote:

From: Super.Mario
To: Jixby Phillips
Posted: Sun Aug 31, 2003 2:52 am
Subject: Fuck you

:lol2 :fu
Fucking genius.

The Retro Kat Aug 31st, 2003 01:30 AM

If you love your penis or penis's, press 1.


11111111111111111111. (I love having it, I'd hate to be a woman, I'd feel so naked without it, although boobs would be nice.)

Jixby Phillips Aug 31st, 2003 01:52 AM

I got another one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super.Mario
I pimp slap you and stomp on your testicles with combat boots!!!
:fu :obey

pic of you -> :blowme

:lol2

:lol

Super.Mario Aug 31st, 2003 01:58 AM

and why are you posting that here?
:confused :lol :lol2

Jixby Phillips Aug 31st, 2003 02:02 AM

heres a picture of yoU:


Super.Mario Aug 31st, 2003 02:29 AM

Well heres a picture of you:


Cap'n Crunch Aug 31st, 2003 02:39 AM

ARE YOU TWO TWINS?

Jixby Phillips Aug 31st, 2003 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super.Mario
Well heres a picture of you:




:fu :lol2


glowbelly Aug 31st, 2003 09:37 AM

that is definitely NOT a penis :(

Geggy Aug 31st, 2003 11:25 AM

If it's not a penis then it must be a pussy.

glowbelly Aug 31st, 2003 02:35 PM

oh yes, of course it must be, seeing that there are only two types of things in this world. :rolleyes

Geggy Aug 31st, 2003 03:01 PM

The penis and the pussy are what makes the world go 'round and 'round.

glowbelly Aug 31st, 2003 03:21 PM

interesting. hey! when was the last time you got laid?

Geggy Aug 31st, 2003 03:56 PM

Fuck, is it really that obvious?





it's been one whole, long fucking month, by the way.

The Retro Kat Sep 1st, 2003 01:52 AM

11111111111111111111111111 >: !!!1!!

kellychaos Sep 2nd, 2003 02:11 PM

Hermaphrodites never have full-size pairs of equipment. I want my satisfaction, DAMMIT! >:

Rongi Sep 2nd, 2003 02:22 PM

I hate you, KellyChaos

Mockery Sep 2nd, 2003 06:04 PM


kellychaos Sep 3rd, 2003 12:09 PM

Finally! Something MY speed :love Don't hide our love away Millie :(

glowbelly Sep 13th, 2003 08:06 AM


Helm Sep 13th, 2003 09:03 AM

are we supposd to post picturs of our penis in this here thread?'?

glowbelly Sep 13th, 2003 09:06 AM

yes!

kellychaos Sep 13th, 2003 12:32 PM

I have a picture of me in a full-body condom 'cause I'm a big dick. :)








Does that count?

glowbelly Sep 13th, 2003 02:25 PM

that's nice

roonTing Sep 13th, 2003 07:53 PM

Thief
 
I started this exact thread so long ago. Damn you copyright infringers. >:

AChimp Sep 13th, 2003 09:30 PM

Hello roonting. I got used to being ripped off long ago. :(

FS Sep 14th, 2003 06:00 AM

FATSATAN'S PENIS 9 / 14 / 2003
Mood: Indifferent :|
Song: The Final Countdown - Europe

Helm Sep 14th, 2003 11:40 AM

Helm's Penis:
Mood: solipsistic
Song: Anacrusis - Paint a picture (lol)


Let's do this for a few years :picklehat

roonTing Sep 14th, 2003 03:40 PM

yeah.
 
Hi chimp. Yeah, my penis got used to being ripped off a long time ago too. Pun. Ha. Yeah, I am bored.

glowbelly Oct 11th, 2003 10:33 AM

PENIS TIME!!!

kellychaos Oct 11th, 2003 04:57 PM


FS Oct 11th, 2003 08:33 PM

I wish you didn't feel the moral obligation to reply everytime this thread is bumped.

FATSATAN'S PENIS 10 / 12 / 2003
Mood: Jumpy :rave
Song: The Foo Fighters - Fraternity

HELLO FROM MY PENIS, GLOWBELLY

kahljorn Oct 11th, 2003 09:08 PM

At least i know kelly's sexual preference now... looking at whale porn...

Jeanette X Oct 11th, 2003 11:24 PM

They used to make golf bags out of whale penises. :(

GADZOOKS Oct 11th, 2003 11:27 PM

Can I make a golf bag with your penis, Jean?

The Retro Kat Oct 12th, 2003 08:34 PM

...still love my penis...

LacrimansTaurne Oct 13th, 2003 05:55 AM

Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.

Jeanette X Oct 13th, 2003 10:48 AM

You caught an innaccuracy about animals that I missed, and you have a Rowan Atkinson avatar?!
I think I'm in love. :love

FS Oct 13th, 2003 04:02 PM

Take it OUT of the penis thread. >:

Nerd Oct 13th, 2003 04:04 PM

Quote:

A blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads. You wonder why the ocean is so salty . . . Don't swallow the water!

executioneer Oct 14th, 2003 05:33 AM

Quote:

You're retarded.
-willie

kellychaos Oct 14th, 2003 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LacrimansTaurne
Sorry to crush your hopes and dreams, but that picture isn't exactly what you think it is.

Thank you Encylopedia Brown.

KellyGayos Oct 14th, 2003 05:15 PM

no

Jeanette X Oct 14th, 2003 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rev. Danno
GB, would it be ok if the guys didn't expose the penis, but just wore tight pants, or nug hugger shorts? Hell, I'd be willing to do that.
But I also a a nice looking wang. People say so all the time when I'm walking down the street, or at the grochery store, "Nice looking Wang you got there Danno!". All day long that's all I hear, I mean it's not long, it's a little longer then a Grade cup at starbucks is deep (don't ask), but it's a good looking wang.

I'd still wanna see. :)

The Retro Kat Oct 19th, 2003 12:55 AM

God, my penis rocks.

glowbelly Oct 19th, 2003 07:45 AM

prove it >:

FS Dec 10th, 2003 04:36 AM

HELLOWBELLY

executioneer Dec 10th, 2003 05:14 AM

SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY PENIS, ONE TIME WHEN I WAS GETTING A PHYSICAL IN HIGH SCHOOL THE NURES BASICALLY TOLD ME I HAD A LITTLE DICK, OR RATHER IT LOOKED LIKE IT WAS LITTLE AND IT WOULD LOOK BIGGER IF I LOST SOME WEIGHT >: SO SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF MY TINY TINY WANG OR SHOULD I POST A PICTURE OF THE SPORTSCAR I BOUGHT TO MAKE UP FOR IT INSTEAD :( :(

-willie

glowbelly Jul 22nd, 2004 09:00 AM

willie: YES!

fs: PENIS. STAT.

Matt Harty Jul 22nd, 2004 09:18 AM

time warp :o

FS Jul 22nd, 2004 10:01 AM

IT LIVES

I bought a matchbox sports car to come to terms with my grossly oversized penis. ;)

edit: leave the 100th reply for Glowbelly (or possibly Willie), you unfunny chumps.

mubert Jul 22nd, 2004 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I'll post mine here if someone mails me $20.

couldnt you label that as a form of prostituition? you sick bastard?

ArrowX Jul 22nd, 2004 12:39 PM

i could lable it as old you dumbfuck :(

kellychaos Jul 22nd, 2004 04:40 PM

I miss KellyGaos. :(


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