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executioneer Jul 26th, 2004 07:53 PM

jesus i hate people who say that and mean ti :lol

executioneer Jul 26th, 2004 07:55 PM

i also do hate penis >:

payne Jul 29th, 2004 02:07 AM

i hate willie he scare me

FS Aug 6th, 2004 05:15 PM


Just the other day I was watching this program about couples improving their sex life with toys, since there wasn't any real porn on.

And they tried out the Accomodator. Even though every one of them couldn't stop laughing.

Unfortunately they didn't show the guy using it, just trying it on. And though his girlfriend thought it looked stupid, she seemed to think it did serve its purpose. Kind of.

That reminded me of my idea to put on an Accomodator and fight crime. Or become a unicorn, either one of those two.

kellychaos Aug 6th, 2004 05:23 PM

Accomodate Her :lol

FS Aug 6th, 2004 06:17 PM

You just love this thread, don't you?

executioneer Aug 6th, 2004 08:14 PM

glowbelly Aug 24th, 2004 12:06 PM

if i have a boy in my belly, i will spend the next 7 months with a penis permanently trapped in my womb.

top that!

FS Aug 24th, 2004 12:22 PM

I don't wanna! >:

Anonymous Aug 24th, 2004 12:30 PM

FS, you have to trap a young boy and molest him for at least 7 months and a day to meet that. You'd better not back down now.

FS Aug 24th, 2004 12:31 PM

And that's seven months straight, right?

FINE :rolleyes

Anonymous Aug 24th, 2004 12:33 PM

Be careful; Month 3 is a doozy, especially when they learn to scream as shadows pass in the window.

FS Aug 24th, 2004 01:55 PM

Wait a second, I think for this to work, I actually have to be the one being raped.

So I'll be spending the next seven months AND ONE DAY with a man tied to my back.

ThisIsWitty Aug 24th, 2004 09:57 PM

Don't you do that anyway?...

Jixby Phillips Aug 24th, 2004 11:00 PM

good one

glowbelly Sep 9th, 2004 02:53 PM

i refuse to let terra's tits thread surpass our penis thread.

fatsatan, it's time to unite forces here. AND I THINK YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BY THAT ;) ;) :orgasm

FS Sep 9th, 2004 03:20 PM



glowbelly Sep 9th, 2004 04:22 PM

form of pail of semen :(

FS Sep 9th, 2004 05:43 PM

I think we're going to need a monkey.

kellychaos Sep 9th, 2004 07:04 PM

Shazaam! :(

ThisIsWitty Sep 9th, 2004 07:30 PM

Shaq can do it!

Wait, no...that was an 'Sh', not a 'K'

davinxtk Sep 9th, 2004 11:08 PM

Couldn't someone theoretically be banned for this?
I mean, to be honest, I think the last time I took cock shot was when I was 17.
Doesn't that qualify as child porn?

P.S. I don't want any lurkers IMing me over this. It's bad enough the amount of people who IMed me after that ass picture.

the[Hitman] Sep 10th, 2004 12:18 AM

Honestly, how drunk do you have to be to post your ass on the internet?

The Retro Kat Sep 10th, 2004 12:49 AM

Honestly, how gay are you two?

davinxtk Sep 10th, 2004 05:25 AM


Originally Posted by the[Hitman
]Honestly, how drunk do you have to be to post your ass on the internet?

Not all that drunk, to be perfectly honest.


Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
Honestly, how gay are you two?

Not all that gay, to be perfectly honest.

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