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Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 03:45 PM

Hubby's Birthday
 
Once again I ask you lot:
What should I get for Jim's birthday?
I need a plan, but I've done everything from surprise party, a gallon of jager, and cupcakes that look like titties.
Though I rarely get or do anything you guys post, I like the entertainment and you may inspire me.

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 03:45 PM

Make a card on MS paint!

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 03:46 PM

You married a man? You're a fag.

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 03:49 PM

I can use photoshop now bitch!
I graduated!

And yes, I am a fag. I like teh penis.
At least this penis.

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 03:52 PM

Stick with MS paint. Trust me, you don't want him to think your smart (major turn off).

RaNkeri Sep 26th, 2008 03:59 PM

Have you tried the whipped cream surprise?

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:10 PM

He doesn't like food and sex together. One before the other.
Oh wob, he's been with me for 7 years, he knows I'm retarded and not a threat.

Tadao Sep 26th, 2008 04:12 PM

A double dong dildo.

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 04:14 PM

Honestly why do they even make single dong dildos anymore?

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:18 PM

Seriously!
Don't they realize there are stupid people who get confused about which end to insert?

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 04:22 PM

And you can alternate sides! Who wants to have to run the dishwasher every freaking day?

MetalMilitia Sep 26th, 2008 04:22 PM

When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.

pac-man Sep 26th, 2008 04:25 PM

Maybe Tadao meant a dildo with a two dongs on the same end.

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 04:26 PM

YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 582206)
When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.

You wouldn't be able to see it underneath the Tom Jones chest rug. :(

pac-man Sep 26th, 2008 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 582212)
YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.

That's probably what this guys doctor said

http://digg.com/educational/A_man_with_two_penis

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:45 PM

Iguanas have 2 dicks.

Dixie Sep 26th, 2008 04:47 PM

Fuck!
I really wish I hadn't watched that.

wobzire Sep 26th, 2008 04:52 PM

Yeah. Too much of a good thing.

Grislygus Sep 26th, 2008 05:21 PM

Import a bottle of Brenivan for him so that he can become an icelandic stew-eating muscleman

Grislygus Sep 26th, 2008 05:22 PM

Sorry, Brennivin

Sam Sep 26th, 2008 05:23 PM

I want a gallon of jaeger. :(

Dixie Sep 27th, 2008 07:11 PM

Brennivin?
Hmmm, that could be an idea.
I'm getting some Lebanese moonshine soon, so I could make an alcoholic's care package!

neojester12 Sep 28th, 2008 09:16 PM

You could put it in him.

Dixie Sep 28th, 2008 11:31 PM

"It"?
Which "it"?
My "it"?


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