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KoRnChild Sep 4th, 2005 07:19 PM

Satanism
 
There are no satanists? Why not be a satanist? Why is there so many more religions for "GOD"? Why isnt Satan Worshipped more? How do you even know the story wasnt altered a little by a terrorist to make Satan look like the bad one?


?


There should be equalities

HOW ABOUT A BIBLE FOR SATAN?

xbxDaniel Sep 4th, 2005 07:28 PM

there is one
 
There is one, just check eBay or amazon.com.



Found that here. I used amazon.com, sorry about the quality of the picture.

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 07:52 PM

Oh No, Kornchild! Perndog is going to kick your ass! :chatter

P.S.

Polls >:

- Willie

KevinTheOmnivore Sep 4th, 2005 08:06 PM

backups.

Sethomas Sep 4th, 2005 08:23 PM

Well, if you reject the authority of the Bible, how do you accept existence of Satan, which is only corraborated by the Bible itself?

Genius.

Emu Sep 4th, 2005 09:43 PM

You're one of those 15 year olds who "worships" Satan to piss off your Christian parents/grandparents/habitual molestor, aren't you?

KoRnChild Sep 5th, 2005 05:15 PM

what do you know emu? you think im a child?


that sounds a little queer to me

which means no... just why is "GOD" so good? whats his story?

KoRnChild Sep 5th, 2005 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
Well, if you reject the authority of the Bible, how do you accept existence of Satan, which is only corraborated by the Bible itself?

Genius.


im not rejecting the bible im just looking for equalities and looking for other peopleès opinions... and satan is a story which we dont know much about so why is he so "bad"

im no satanist btw

El Blanco Sep 5th, 2005 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoRnChild
what do you know emu? you think im a child?

Either a child or an adult so retarded he doesn't grasp a simple concept like avatar restrictions.


We get it. You like corporate punk and anrachy. Go buy a red Che shirt from the Gap for $45 to let us know how hardcore you are.

But don't rape the fucking margins. Its just in poor taste.

Emu Sep 5th, 2005 06:43 PM

Don't you guys get it? He's rebelling against Chojin for trying to restrict his anarchic leanings.

AChimp Sep 6th, 2005 12:12 AM

This chimp hates big avatars.

Emu Sep 6th, 2005 07:53 AM

I hope you didn't ban him. He's funny.

AChimp Sep 6th, 2005 08:40 AM

No, I just deleted his gay anarchy avatar. :(

Zero Signal Sep 6th, 2005 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoRnChild
im not rejecting the bible im just looking for equalities and looking for other peopleès opinions... and satan is a story which we dont know much about so why is he so "bad"

Satan is Hebrew for "adversary".

Lucifer (which means "morning star") rebelled against God (along with a third of the angels in Heaven) because he wanted to be as powerful as God. Satan is the ruler of Earth as uses his arsenal of deceit to sway the minds and hearts of humanity away from God. He cares nothing for anyone; not those that worship him or anyone else for that matter. He knows that he and his angels (now corrupted into demons) will be cast into Gehenna (actual hell, and not Sheol which is the Hebrew for "hades" or "grave"; something different than actual hell) when Christ returns and after the millenial reign, so he is doing his best to take as many people with him as possible. What else is there really to him? He is also called Belial ("wicked one"), Beelzebub ("lord of flies"), the Prince of the Power of the Air, among many others.

All that is not of God is of Satan, and until Christ returns to reclaim the title deed of the Earth that Adam forfeited to Satan in the Garden of Eden, he will continue to deceive and destroy everyone and everything that he can.

You say that there is not much to his story, but if you aren't willing to read the Bible to find it, or use Google and find a respectable site with Biblical information and references, then you have no excuse.

edit: typo

ziggytrix Sep 6th, 2005 08:53 PM

define "respectable site"

Quote:

Mention is made of the Devil in many passages of the Old and New Testaments, but there is no full account given in any one place, and the Scripture teaching on this topic can only be ascertained by combining a number of scattered notices from Genesis to Apocalypse, and reading them in the light of patristic and theological tradition.
Is newadvent.org respectable?

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 09:44 PM

Hey guys, this a joke thread, not a "Let's fight about religion again" thread.


Get with the jokes already.

Zero Signal Sep 6th, 2005 09:46 PM

"a number of scattered notices from Genesis to Apocalypse"

I guess that they forgot about everything about him in Matthew, Luke, John and what Paul said and what all of the prophets in the entire Bible said...

Nice.

"scattered notices" throughout the 66 books of the Bible? I'd like to know how they arrived at that conclusion.

Zero Signal Sep 6th, 2005 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey guys, this a joke thread, not a "Let's fight about religion again" thread.


Get with the jokes already.

I was simply answering Korn's question. It is difficult to tell with some of the people on this board as to weather they are joking.

ziggytrix Sep 7th, 2005 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero Signal
"scattered notices" throughout the 66 books of the Bible? I'd like to know how they arrived at that conclusion.

Would you really? I bet you wouldn't.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04764a.htm

KoRnChild Sep 7th, 2005 04:45 PM

im getting what im looking for...

KoRnChild Sep 7th, 2005 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Blanco
Quote:

Originally Posted by KoRnChild
what do you know emu? you think im a child?

Either a child or an adult so retarded he doesn't grasp a simple concept like avatar restrictions.


We get it. You like corporate punk and anrachy. Go buy a red Che shirt from the Gap for $45 to let us know how hardcore you are.

But don't rape the fucking margins. Its just in poor taste.



oh hey i got a che shirt ;)

you dont offend me, you just dont understand the purpose of this thread, and i like going against people, but you people wont understand that, youèll quote this and mock me, im not as dumb as you all think :posh

Skulhedface Sep 7th, 2005 05:26 PM

Then tell me why you equate Satanism with devil worship.

They worship two completely different things. A little research wouldn't have killed you, would it?

Emu Sep 7th, 2005 06:16 PM

So, you made this thread just to get a rise out of some people?

dreaddi Sep 8th, 2005 07:01 AM

Re: Satanism
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by KoRnChild
There are no satanists? Why not be a satanist? Why is there so many more religions for "GOD"? Why isnt Satan Worshipped more? How do you even know the story wasnt altered a little by a terrorist to make Satan look like the bad one?


?


There should be equalities

HOW ABOUT A BIBLE FOR SATAN?

http://www.churchofsatan.com/

Zero Signal Sep 8th, 2005 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zero Signal
"scattered notices" throughout the 66 books of the Bible? I'd like to know how they arrived at that conclusion.

Would you really? I bet you wouldn't.

http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/04764a.htm

Were you trying to make a point or something?


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