The E-mails of Pitfall
 

Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 23:12:54 -0700 (PDT)
From: Pitfall Harry <harry@jungleadventure.com>
To: Big White Scorpion <scorpion@darktunnel.com>
Subject: I H8 U

STOP BEING SO HARD TO JUMP OVER YOU FAG I WANT TO GET SOME GOLD BARS AND A ENORMOUS DIAMOND RING >: >: >:

:lol

That was fucking great :lol

VIDEOGAME FORUM!

Can't you see? It's a love/hate relationship between the Scorp and Pitfall Man. Ahhhh, love.