meh.......
 

I'm sick today,uhn..... :( :oao <--- hahaha......gotta love jackassery

That was worse than a typical "HI I'M NEW!" thread.

wellll....
 

actually,I'm not new....just,I forgot my old account,so I just said fuck it and made a new one.

but,of course,I forgot about the dumass 'OMG WTF HAXX0r's' that like to mumble and are like 'playstation 3? more like GAYstation 3 right omg lol-Z0RZ'

And you,who got voted off your OWN COMPETITION

Omg...how lame is that?

yeah......um.............hi.

If it's like this every day, I may consider not proceeding on this forum. This is one incident though, so you get the benefit of the doubt.

Lame? No, I got beat fair 'n square. It's not supposed to be a biased competition where I win my way to the top just because I run the site. It'd be pretty shitty if I won my own trophy.

You're on a roll already there, Corky.

hooray...Chojin knows how to copy & paste



Good job,here's a cookie

Hi there newcomers! Allow me to personally welcome you to the forums. How are you two doing today? Great! Hey listen, before we continue, i'm going to assume you haven't read the rules. If you did, you'd know that there's a $2 charge for posting a new thread, $3 dollars for posting a reply. I sure hope you two have paypal.

Edit: And before you go "hahahahaha that's not a rule", lemme just point out with pride that I spent a total of $2793 (3x931) posting here. Best money i've ever spent.

Juttin is very in your face :eek

Why not? I'm sure you'd like it

'Weeee! I won the trophy! I rock sooo much! That part where I said 'that post was dumb' was brilliant!'

but,I digress.

so.....there's my 'Newcomer post'.....even though I'm not.
You can shove it up your ass for all I care,maybe quote some DIRECT PART of it, that'd be amusing for about 10 seconds :/

I feel so told.

yeah,I totally showed you! I mean,cookies! Classic

*Sarcasm*

done yet? all this noobery is making me want to puke

Woah. Woah. Wait. Woah. Woah. Here at I-Mockery, we just asterisks for VERBS. And last I checked, buddy, Sarcasm is NOT A VERB. If you want to show your sarcasm so people on the internet can understand, put it in BBCode like so: [/sarcasm]. Opening the sarcastic statement with a [sarcasm] is optional. We may be too stupid to understand jokes without a tag to close it, but about 50% of us can get it without the opener too.

EXAMPLE:

Real nice post there. :rolleyes [/sarcasm]

Hope this helps!

...

Real Name:
Justin Woody (AHAHAHAHAHAH WOODY)
Nickname:
Juttin
Location:
Newton,Iowa (read: middle of nowhere)
Age: (It's blank but i'm guessing 14)

Marital Status:
Single (obviously)
Sex:
Male ("male" is used very loosely in this case)
Occupation:
Student (once again, obviously)

More About Him

Hobbies:
Video Games,Rock Music,Video Games Skating-Not queer skating,Im a boarder. (what the fuck is queer skating?)
Latest News:
Gonna Vomit! bleh. (You just said that)
Favorite Quote:
Space.An endless place. Then you get to the end and the giant monkey starts throwing barrels at you. (That wasn't a very funny quote, but better than whatever you've done during the past 10 minutes.)

That was a waste of,IDK,let's say '50%' of your mental capacity,and my time :/

oh noes,Seven Force pulled out my old account.....
god,what a waste---

let's see here,making fun of my last name? what's yours?

do you wish it was 'Xhounghua' or something asian like that,or is it?

And,that quote is from Futurama,a show which I hit myself for ever liking.

And,you're guessing 14? Why's that? Because that's the only "insult" you can think of,and since you're mad,I'm all of a sudden 14.



Yeah,SF,you totally FACED me there! I mean, FACE!

ALSO, I was single when I made that account,let's think,about 3 years ago?

So what? I have a hot GF now,and,if you need any info, there it is

I bet you don't!

Oh noes,an 'I bet' statement.

I BET,you whack off to anime
I BET,you think you're asian
I BET,that you took about 5 mins. tops thinking of something to say,eh?

I'm tired,and done,and just mildly sick,so......

THE END.

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