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executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 745310)
NSFW ON ACCOUNT OF PIERCED TITTIES AND A BUTT

plz don't use spoiler tags for nsfw pictures they still download to work computer hard drives and can get dudes in trouble

remote link that shit

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 04:43 PM

this is now my favorite thread on imockery

and yea i was about to post what willie said. Would hate for those pictures to get removed/you get banned :(

ThrashO Oct 4th, 2011 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 745375)
wahhh im a lady who hates boobs

ok

executioneer Oct 4th, 2011 05:03 PM

i dont hate boobs i'm just telling you spoiler tags won't keep nsfws from getting people in trouble

not ME, because i surf with images turned off at work anyways. i give a fuck

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 4th, 2011 05:50 PM

yeah, from now on be sure to sen dem direct to my email.

Pentegarn Oct 4th, 2011 05:55 PM

That is the safest place for them

Pentegarn Oct 4th, 2011 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 745312)
Anyway, the advice that there is definitely another man is dumb.

This from the guy who can't close the deal :lol

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 07:36 PM

dont worry guys i started my own publover folder for thrasho's girlfriends :(

Pentegarn Oct 4th, 2011 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 745399)
dont worry guys i started my own publover folder for thrasho's girlfriends :wank

I put in the emoticon for you that you must have meant to put originally Kahl

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 09:27 PM

IM JUST A COLLECTORSO I THINK :posh WOULDVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE

k0k0 Oct 4th, 2011 09:30 PM

He's a connoisseur with pictures of other people's girlfriend's naked.

Pentegarn Oct 4th, 2011 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 745419)
IM JUST A COLLECTORSO I THINK :posh WOULDVE BEEN MORE APPROPRIATE

Even a :posh needs to :wank once in a while

kahljorn Oct 4th, 2011 11:01 PM

yea but we keep our monocles and straight faces while we jerk it

Esuohlim Oct 4th, 2011 11:07 PM

Every emoticon should have a jerking counterpart

Sam Oct 4th, 2011 11:16 PM

I need an eye rolling jerking off emoticon right now.

Zhukov Oct 4th, 2011 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 745393)
This from the guy who can't close the deal :lol

No, this coming from the guy who thinks that the situation might be more complex than what a knee jerk reaction, of any sort, warrants.

Like I said, it might be another guy, it might not, but you should find out first, since a quick change in her actions could mean any number of things, and jumping to conclusions about something so accusing and potentially hurtful could cause problems. Thrasho if you are trying to contact her in a civil way then I guess there is not much more you can do. I guess you could always try the 'I'll only leave you alone if you tell me the truth' angle, thus turning you into that clingy guy she dated for a while and who couldn't take a hint. I don't know. Ask her if you've done something wrong, that you recognise that she wants some breathing space, and that you really care for her happiness - but you think you deserve some explanation; even if it is just "I needed to concentrate on school/work".

Sometimes the easiest answers are the hardest to take. :tear

And Pentegarn, why do you think I can't 'close the deal'? Because I don't keep you updated on my love life? Yeah, sorry, I keep forgetting that some people are living vicariously through other people's sexual experiences. Following me around the forums, trying poke fun at me and then laughing at your own posts is hardly becoming of a fat twat such as yourself, is it? I mean, really.

Sam Oct 5th, 2011 12:06 AM

ZHUKOV, SOMETIMES I AM SO PROUD OF YOU AND THE MAN THAT YOU HAVE BECOME OUT THERE IN THE WILDERNESS OF CANADA.

Zhukov Oct 5th, 2011 12:18 AM

That really means something to me, Sam. Thank you.

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 745444)
I need an eye rolling jerking off emoticon right now.

:BOOTOFJUSTICEjerkingit

Sam Oct 5th, 2011 01:52 AM

:WANGSFUEMOTICONJERKINGIT

Esuohlim Oct 5th, 2011 02:03 AM

:JERKINGEMOTICONJERKINGTWODICKS

kahljorn Oct 5th, 2011 04:54 AM

:DOMOEMOTOCONJERKINGTWODICKSANDBITINGONEOFF:domo

NM I GUESS THATS OFF TOPIC

SORRY GUYS

:INFRACTIONJERKINGOFF

k0k0 Oct 5th, 2011 06:48 AM

:JERKINGEMOTICONOFADUDENAMEDDICK

Pentegarn Oct 5th, 2011 07:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 745451)

And Pentegarn, why do you think I can't 'close the deal'? Because I don't keep you updated on my love life? Yeah, sorry, I keep forgetting that some people are living vicariously through other people's sexual experiences. Following me around the forums, trying poke fun at me and then laughing at your own posts is hardly becoming of a fat twat such as yourself, is it? I mean, really.

It is sad that the most original comeback your tiny brain cell can come up with is 'fat twat'. I laugh at your ineptness. This is why I repeatedly say you are boring. It is the same response from you. You have to fall back to either 'twat' or 'cunt' because you lack both subtlety and the wit to come up with anything better. That is why you lash out at your betters, because you know deep down of your inferiority.

:lol <---- that is me laughing not at my post, but at your impotent attempt at a response.

The reason I say you can't close the deal is because 99% of your posts on loveline have been the same boring story of "I met a girl at x, but nothing happened." You can fill x with all sorts of things, public transportation, your laughable job as a ref of a 'sport' that is barely more real than professional wrestling, bars, your 'real' job, wherever. It is always the same with you. I don't even have to read what you post because you seem to post in some sort of Madlibs style. You are boring, repetitive, and making fun of that amuses me

hence the :lol s I put in. Deal with it, as my bitch, it is really the only choice you have.

ThrashO Oct 5th, 2011 07:30 AM

so i just got home, its 7am, from a tiling job that started at 8 all night and I was tired as hell and decided to light up some bud and smoke myself to sleep.

anyways, i was making a sandwiich stoned as hell and kept thinking about how sweet she was and all the cute things we did and she would always tell me I was the only horsey in the world for her and what would she do if something happened to me. and then she just turns of off and leaves. she left ME. its almost ridiculous to think about for me. I keep asking how.

and i just cried my fucking eyes out for a good 20 minutes. i dont know how i fell right now


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