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kahljorn Oct 7th, 2011 03:18 PM

I SHOULD"VE VOMITED ON HER AND LEFT HER FOR THE HORDE

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2011 03:39 PM

There is no such thing as hugs :(

Pentegarn Oct 7th, 2011 04:07 PM

I beg to differ

ThrashO Oct 8th, 2011 12:02 AM

So I've talked to a bunch of my hot ex's who want the cock, some who I left, some who left me, even the megafox whose boobs I posted, we're on a friend level now and I feel bad I posted her tits haha, I don't know if she's dating anyone or not but she's been texting me "good night mister" almost every night now...

Anyways it doesn't matter, going back to broads who I used to be crazy about only make me realize how little of a fuck I give about any of them and how much I just want her. I've come to the conclusion that I don't think she's with another guy, she just honestly doesn't want a relationship right now, but still I feel wronged. I wouldn't know what to do if she came running back to be honest.

kahljorn Oct 8th, 2011 12:03 AM

punch her in the mouth with your cock

k0k0 Oct 8th, 2011 09:43 AM

Your 'megafox' had fake looking boobs. It might be because she was lying down though. They weren't fake were they?

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 8th, 2011 09:58 AM

:lol I've been misreading that this whole time as meganfox.

ThrashO Oct 8th, 2011 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 745985)
Your 'megafox' had fake looking boobs. It might be because she was lying down though. They weren't fake were they?

Absolutely not. It was because she was laying down, shits were fucking amazing. Best set of titties I have ever encountered.

Also, inception titties. It was a picture of a picture on a computer monitor.

Zhukov Oct 9th, 2011 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 745944)
I wouldn't know what to do if she came running back to be honest.

You probably only will know as soon as it happens.

Fathom Zero Oct 10th, 2011 12:35 AM

pics of her slit when that happens, plz

Zhukov Oct 10th, 2011 08:34 AM

You're too petite to use that sort of language.

ThrashO Oct 10th, 2011 03:22 PM

When this happens I will PM pics of her pussy to everyone except FZ.

Rongi Oct 11th, 2011 04:25 PM

haha oh my god i can't believe you posted naked pictures of your ex girlfriend on the internet

that is so terrible

k0k0 Oct 11th, 2011 04:29 PM

If a chick is gonna let him take them, she has to know the score. A girl I was seeing posted dick pics of mine onto a forum I was on at the time after we broke up. She thought people would make fun of me for having a dick or something, but it just lead to people asking if it was photoshopped.

Rongi Oct 11th, 2011 04:36 PM

Quote:

For example, the last chick I met in Seattle was not only a mega-fox but she was smart as hell. She was the embassador to the University of Washington and right now she's working on becoming the supervisor at the EPA in Seattle.
And now there are pictures of her titties that EVERYONE ON THE ENTIRE INTERNET CAN SEE :lol

I used to send pictures of my dick to my ex because we lived far away from eachother and she wanted to see pictures of my penis for some reason. She sent me pictures of her butt and boobs and vag and it was great. But i also realized that uh, those pictures were for me and not for a bunch of strangers. I mean, that's why she sent them only to me in the first place. So I could see them, not other people

But I don't wanna be the morality police I just think it's kind of creepy. Carry on, gang

k0k0 Oct 11th, 2011 04:39 PM

They're your property once you get them. That's why, if you don't want your shit out there, don't send it. I personally don't care. I wouldn't willingly show my dick to a ton of strangers, but if I send it to my girl at the time and it gets put out there. Fuck it. I'm not embarrassed at all. Maybe if I had a smaller winkle I would be.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 11th, 2011 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 746294)
If a chick is gonna let him take them, she has to know the score. A girl I was seeing posted dick pics of mine onto a forum I was on at the time after we broke up. She thought people would make fun of me for having a dick or something, but it just lead to people asking if it was photoshopped.

:lol

Classic backfire.

ThrashO Oct 11th, 2011 06:49 PM

No I understand completely, but honestly it's not like I posted any that are revealing AND show her face. You honestly wouldnt be able to tell those titties and ass apart from about a billion other sets.

I do have plenty of pictures that would probably ruin her, but I wouldn't do that. Plus, she isn't shy about her body at all. Before we dated she answered the door naked, probably because she had a thing for me but she says it's because it's just how she lives at her house.

Also, if bitches post pictures of my dick on the internet... whatever.

One ex of mine threatened to show my friends and family pictures of my dick, but the only picture she had was one of her blowing me. Yeah that'd sure show me.

Pentegarn Oct 11th, 2011 09:19 PM

But if she is good at photoshop she can show pictures of your dick in other situations, like your dick visiting the Eiffel Tower.

I believe a cake was made to celebrate that visit

Sam Oct 11th, 2011 09:36 PM

I want to see the pictures that will ruin her.

SEND THEM TO ME.

RUIN HER, IN MY EYES.

kahljorn Oct 11th, 2011 09:46 PM

ME ALSO

ThrashO Oct 12th, 2011 12:00 AM

she was nice thouGh

kahljorn Oct 12th, 2011 12:05 AM

IF YOU WOULDA GAVE HER A BIT LONgER SHE WOULD"VE TURNED INTO A CUNT

ThrashO Oct 12th, 2011 03:22 AM

>: ur rite

Zhukov Oct 12th, 2011 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 746296)

But I don't wanna be the morality police I just think it's kind of creepy. Carry on, gang

Well I agree with you. A long term, long distance relationship with my gf led to a lot of pictures/video both ways, and I've never considered putting her pictures out there. I don't think it's something that has to be taken into consideration before you send pictures; whether that person will then post them on the internet. I would have hoped it was a given that you didn't. Some people don't care if you do though, so good for them.

Closest I've gotten was when a girl and I filmed ourselves doing it. I watched it on Windows Media Player, and then later on that day had a LAN with some friends. I went to play some music on WMP and for some reason the room suddenly filled with the sights and sounds of her and I getting busy.


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