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10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2011 09:14 AM

How long were you together for again? You need to hang out with your homies. That will help.

ThrashO Oct 21st, 2011 04:20 PM

Only a year and a half.

Fathom Zero Oct 21st, 2011 04:34 PM

That's enough time to be considered a while for someone your age.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2011 04:51 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Oct 21st, 2011 05:06 PM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 21st, 2011 05:20 PM

I think its time to stop thinking about her. Trust me. Just go pre-order battlefield 3. That will take your mind off her and you'll get back to karkand for free.

k0k0 Oct 21st, 2011 05:35 PM

My first girlfriend was 4 fucking years. It's terrible past the 2 year mark most of the time. As someone who has had 4 girlfriends that lasted over 2 years, trust me very much that it blows.

Chojin Oct 21st, 2011 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThrashO (Post 747335)
maybe ball my eyes out like a stupid pussy.



awwwwww yeah

ThrashO Oct 21st, 2011 10:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0k0 (Post 747415)
My first girlfriend was 4 fucking years. It's terrible past the 2 year mark most of the time. As someone who has had 4 girlfriends that lasted over 2 years, trust me very much that it blows.

we were together for a year and 7 months, and I really think that school and work is what brought us down. before she got back into school we were like best friends who fucked eachothers brains out.

Here's a little TMI for you, she would stay the night every OTHER night, and the nights she didnt I'd be at home wacking off THINKING ABOUT HER.

Yeah seriously, that's how good it was. Other relationships I'd be watching porn or thinking about that one awesome piece of ass I had one time or that one insane blowjob some chick gave me in a parking lot. But not with her, I never felt like the love was one way, this girl seriously loved me as much as I loved her. She got me a badass $500 accoustic guitar for my birthday, and threw me a surprise birthday party which I've never had done before.

I wish I could turn it off and just throw down with some sleezey pus but I just don't want to.

Zhukov Oct 22nd, 2011 07:50 AM

Yeah, you don't have to cheapen it to get over it.

ThrashO Oct 23rd, 2011 04:10 AM

got some strange tonight. wish i hadnt.

afterwards she wouldnt fucking leave and the whole time it just made me miss katie.

FUCK. Even though we aren't together, I feel disgusting. I feel like even though it seems as if she doesnt give a shit, I've done something wrong.

I am however a little relieved as I know I'm not in desperate need of poon right now. Not so much that I was deprived I just know I dont give a fuck enough about pussy right now to pursue it and get distracted.

unless it was katies.

im high right now.

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 23rd, 2011 10:50 AM

It's because you didn't put it in her ass.

ThrashO Oct 23rd, 2011 03:42 PM

for like a solid 45 minutes it was just me going "Ok you can go now."

"hee hee remember when blah blah"

"yeah haha alright see ya later."

"i dont know if I can drive home..."

"well we'll see you later"

"just let me stay the night"

"please get out of my car."

Why can't a bitch take a hint that I want to go home and sleep by myself? We probably wouldve hung out again and I would allow you to ingest more of my semen yet you won't fucking get out and now I have to ignore you for another 6 months.

Also, in her fit of pot-induced sluttery, she admitted to having a 5-some and fucking most of the guys that we used to work with.

(We're in my car) "Can you at least walk me to my car?"

"You're parked right next to me. My walk would be three times longer than yours."

"Just come on"

"Well we'll see you later"

10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 23rd, 2011 05:20 PM

That sucks to hear. Womens are born hos.

I tried hanging out with my one ex a few months after we broke up. We dated for like 3 years and lived together. She was over at my new place and was shitfaced on jug wine. She ended up giving me head on the shower and mistakenly after cumming I asked her "if you ever gave head on the shower because the cum gets all sticky" and she replied with yours is the ninth dick I've sucked since yesterday"

it felt like gut just like fell out.

ThrashO Oct 24th, 2011 04:56 PM

Jesus. I don't think I've ever had it that bad. 9 dicks? And she's telling about it like she's proud?

I love when an ex is like "yeah I kind of had sex with this one guy, but I didnt really want to, plus I was drunk and high."

SURE BITCH.


Pentegarn Oct 24th, 2011 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 747669)
That sucks to hear. Womens are born hos.

I tried hanging out with my one ex a few months after we broke up. We dated for like 3 years and lived together. She was over at my new place and was shitfaced on jug wine. She ended up giving me head on the shower and mistakenly after cumming I asked her "if you ever gave head on the shower because the cum gets all sticky" and she replied with yours is the ninth dick I've sucked since yesterday"

it felt like gut just like fell out.

DML?

and also:


10,000 Volt Ghost Oct 24th, 2011 11:12 PM

No, the one with the unicorn tattoo barfing rainbows. I felt exactly like dante. :(

ThrashO Oct 28th, 2011 04:54 PM

someone tell me an opinion on this...

she has about 150 pics on her facebook, about 50 of them are related to us together or about us.

it's been about a month and a half, it's easy to tell shes been focusing on school (acing her tests, etc..) and she hasn't deleted any of the pictures.

im going through them and there is alot of sweet stuff about us, that fills me with alot of good memories, I don't see how it couldn't do the same for her.

What do you guys think? Could it just be that she's lazy and doesn't want to delete them yet?

k0k0 Oct 28th, 2011 06:03 PM

I've kept pictures of my ex up for months after breaking up. If she's busy, she's busy.

ThrashO Oct 28th, 2011 11:22 PM

fuckin wierd. bitch took them down today.

k0k0 Oct 28th, 2011 11:31 PM

Maybe she's checking this thread out.

kahljorn Oct 29th, 2011 12:05 AM

post naked pictures of her in this thread if you want to find out for sure

ThrashO Oct 29th, 2011 12:11 AM

You know, any other girl I probably would, because they were mostly snatches, but even if Im never with this chick again I wouldnt do anything that despicable.

Despite where we are now she really helped me get through a rough time in my life.

hate to dissapoint :[

ThrashO Oct 29th, 2011 02:03 AM

So I've given her space, then we started texting, even joked with eachother about weed and shady dealers, then she was telling me about how she had a bad day and I asked if she wanted to come over.

she said no thanks and the conversation took a turn for the worse.

Basically ended in me insulting her, calling her a whore, telling her I wouldnt be there after 4 or 5 shit heads have turned her pussy out then I told her to tell me that if she really wanted me to leave her alone she'd tell me she didn't love me.

She said "Jesus Christ. I dont want to be with you anymore." but she didnt say she didn't love me. I told her "That's not what I said." she said "Tough shit."

basically it's ending with her playing some head games still, and I think I've had it. I told her just to say she didn't love me, she didn't respond, last text sent was me just saying "fucking chickenshit." I've lost all respect for women. This girl gave me hope for women as a species, but now she just set me strait. I'm going to focus on work, saving money, getting into great shape and getting back in school, and on this journey I am going to destroy every piece of pussy that gets in my way and Im going to swear not to spend a single dime trying to acquire it.

ThrashO Oct 29th, 2011 05:45 AM

:faggottime

even though some of you guys are dicks, i havent talked to anyone about any of this outside of I-mockery and venting it somewhere really helped.

thanks

:picklehat


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