PM ME THE DEETS

u dont have to make her jealous, i just want a friend :)

HES GONNA POST PICTURES OF THAT SLUTTY REDHEAD ON YOUR FACEBOOK

haha, I just realized that I randomized my password last night because facebook has not only been a distraction but it's the only way I can stop myself from checking the chicks page 10 times a day...

sorry 10k... ill holla at u wen i get bak on.

:lol thats a great idea.

How dare you get my hopes up.

So wait; the girl you went out with just dropped you? Son, that just means you dodged a bullet. Do you really want to spend your life with a woman who is apparently capable of just walking away from the guy she spent a year of her life with, and not even look back?
Also she looks like this girl I knew in high school who had like three kids before she graduated, so there's that

This thread has been going on too long. I may need to kill myself.

Try to do it where it'll traumatize the maximum amount of people

A full church.

Black Friday Walmart

someone got stabbed one year over a spot in line when I was waiting in line at bestbuy in 08. Im pretty sure black friday customers are pretty desensitized.

go to elementary school
pull fire alarm
kill self in front of crowd of evacuated students
???
profit

Move that bus

:lol

WHY CANT I GIVE PIKCLE

in a fight with robert blake

Steamroller in a daycare
Five dollars says that's going to be an Adult Swim show by next year

Make sure the steamroller has dr dre and busta rhymes on it too.

And is reused via flash animation like everything else

I was saying that you can't be sure of anything at that stage, you oaf. :rolleyes

Still don't know if it was this new guy that caused her to break up with him.

Oaf? What is this, the 1940s? You want to mix in a 'lummox' while you are at it? How about a 'buffoon'? Your insults belong in a cartoon where a misshapen longshoreman fights a different mishapen longshoreman over the rights to date a skinny unattractive frump of a woman.

Oaf :lol

Your lack of creativity is at best laughable, but it is also a pathetic tell that the best cover up you could create for how glaringly obvious it is you know nothing of women and relationships is 'oaf'. Way to be, chump

And go back, reread what you really said, cause this revisionist history of your posts is not going to cut it. Go ahead, really, I even quoted your post in the ":gloat" post, so click that little arrow if you are lazy, what you said was there and what I quoted just now (the thing you claimed you said) are not the same thing.

You could at least not flat out lie when you are trying to justify the inner workings of your weak mind.

YOU SAY THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS LOVE, BUT I SEE IT BLOSSOMING BETWEEN ZHUKOV AND PENTEGARN.

Shut up Pentegarn.

:lol

As I said, unoriginal, uninspired, untalented. You fail in every way there is to fail in life Zhukov.

Suicide sometimes is the answer you know, get the post birth abortion your mom should have gotten and do the world a favor

UPDATE

I did coke. I don't think it's for me but it looks like it's going to be free if I ever want it. Also, bunch of chick who want my dick. felt good telling them im not interested. felt the vaginas pulsate with rage.

also, ex gf who is gorgeous and wont stop talking about me and my dick said she wants to fly out and stay with me for a month.

i said do it.

shes doing it.

i feel like im out of the love state of mind and it no longer bothers me to think about her back in another relationship.

everything went bitter then excremented.

money spent