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feiyu Oct 20th, 2011 03:06 AM

Do you have courage to drink "Blood bag beverage"?
 
Many people do not feel strange to the scene that the vampires in the western movies drinking blood. However, will you be frightened if you find one of your friends is drinking a bright red "blood"? Do not be afraid, you muse be composed, you friend may be drinking "vampire beverage". Recently, there sweeps "ferocious food" wind, such as "vampire beverage", "cerebrum mould".Many net friend boast them"so lovely", and others say that "disgusting

The beverage is deep red liquid, the package is same as the blood bag in hospital, it's flat shape, as big as hand, and has hang hole as blood bag. On the bottleneck of the beverage, it even marks "Blood type B ". The difference with the blood bag is on the marked location there marks words "bloodenergypo-tion" and
"for drinking". "the beverage feels like haw juice", said Miss Wang, Hangzhou. There is no taste of blood. However, another consumer, Miss Guo did not drink, she said "It's so much the same as blood from the appearance"

Do you wanna drink kind of this beverage?

executioneer Oct 20th, 2011 03:19 AM

not sure if spambot or just chinese

k0k0 Oct 20th, 2011 10:54 AM

I wanna hear more about this Miss Wang and Miss Guo. They sound lovely and I'm getting a bit of a boner hearing about them right now.

mew barios Oct 20th, 2011 11:00 AM

when i saw these in stores i dismissed them as being stupid and excessively expensive. will i purchase one now just because a robot called me a coward? probably.

executioneer Oct 20th, 2011 11:25 AM

YOU STARFLEET ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU TALK AND YOU TALK BUT YOU HAVE NO GRAMBAGH

NO BLOOD BAG BEVERAGE

ThrashO Oct 20th, 2011 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by feiyu (Post 747222)
the package is same as blood bag in hospital, it's flat shape, as big as hand, and has hang hole as blood bag.

hook line and STINKER

k0k0 Oct 20th, 2011 11:44 AM

I'm not big on haw juice. I just like to eat the haws straight from the barrel.

ThrashO Oct 20th, 2011 12:08 PM

just a fuckin' barrel of haws with a scoop stuck in it. thats what i like to see.

Zomboid Oct 20th, 2011 08:41 PM

I totes read about this! There was a wonderful article on it back in 2009 over here, and then some new variations were discussed here!

I think I even remember seeing this when I was in Junior High; it was basically corn syrup and food coloring.

k0k0 Oct 20th, 2011 09:02 PM

I used to always read x-entertainment when working at dell. I read pretty much every article from the beginning of the site to that point in time. Several times I got talked to because people were thinking it was a porn site. I had to tell them that I was just bored and it was a site for people stuck in the 80's.

Zomboid Oct 20th, 2011 09:05 PM

It's probably my favorite site for articles on nostalgia, cool toys, movies, and Halloween stuff.

The creator/owner guy is also huge on Christmas and awesome packaging for everything from toys to junk food, which I can definitely relate to.

k0k0 Oct 20th, 2011 09:11 PM

Yeah, I purposefully don't read it right now so that when I do get back to an office job in the future, I have something to pass the time doing. I have about 5 years to catch up on now.

Zhukov Oct 21st, 2011 03:38 AM

This thread was the first time that I've encountered these courageous blood bags, and today I saw two kids in the street sucking on them.

It's weird when that happens.

Zomboid Oct 21st, 2011 10:28 AM

Oh man, is it ever. Same thing happened to me the other day, only with a relatively obscure 80s toy. I'd just read an article about them, and my buddy was mistaking them for some sort of Garbage Pail Kids tie-in. At least it's not somehow disconcerting, like deja vu.

Supafly345 Oct 21st, 2011 05:37 PM

You never start to notice something until after you do. Duh.

Evil Robot II Oct 21st, 2011 08:52 PM

I hope this food isn't made in china. Chinese food is great but food from china = bad. Just google "exploding watermelons".

Zhukov Oct 21st, 2011 09:19 PM

I'm sure all the fake blood 'candy' is produced locally by happily working/paid Americans at the local edible fake blood factory, sure.


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