I have a brain tumor :(
 

I went to the opthamologist yesterday because i recently lost my periphreal vision. The doctor saw that my eyes were in perfect shape and suggested i get a CT scan. It showed that i have a rather large pituitary tumor that has grown to a size that it is putting pressure on my optical nerve.

There is a 99% chance that the tumor is benign, but it will still have to be either shrank using radiation or removed. The tumor has apparently been there for a long time and i have manifested all the symptoms associated with acromeglia (over production of growth hormone due to a pitutitary tumor, Andre the Giant yo) big hands, big feet, big head, and my Herman Munster-esque facial features.

I am going to see a neurosurgeon monday and my doctor thinks that there is a 90% chance that he will decide surgery is the way to go.

Well that's my story :(

:aok

but really , that sucks...
:(

get better :(

Shit. That's a big thing. Lots of strength...

My god that would suck. If I had disproportioned limb growth that could have been prevented, I would release some sort of humorous terror on the world.

dude that sucks.

That sucks. :(

stay strong.

BUT DONT DRINK TO MUCH MILK BECAUSE I HEARD BRAIN TUMORS THRIVE OFF MILK

Thanks for the tip ;(

THANKS GUYS FOR WISHING ME A HAPPY BRAIN TUMOR




making jokes helps me deal with it :(

Be strong, man. Be sure to let us know when you find out more Monday.

Good luck with the tumor.... oh and when they remove it, see if they'll let you keep it afterwards... I mean they should let you kepp it, it's technically yours, you should be able to keep it, name it, put it in a cool jar... at least, that's what I would try and do.

but whatever you do dont try and clone yourself from the tumor cause the clone will be evil

You should ask to keep the tumour in a jar.

So what's your excuse for a small dick?


(really, it's all love)

Various uses for a removed tumor:

Awesome Halloween gag
Ornament for an aquarium
Chew toy for your pet
A throw pillow

How big do tumors get? The things I'm putting on a list are getting rather large.

H.A.G.S

your BRAINS are benign you filthy jerk!

DONT CRY CAUSE CRYING IS FOR FAGGOTS AND I HEARD YOURE NOT A FAGGOT

if they let me keep the tumor ima dress it up pretty

What are you gonna name it?

I'D NAME IT BASS BUT IT IS BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE HAVING A TUMOR IS LESS OF A PAIN THAN READING A SINGLE ONE OF YOUR POSTS >:

HA HA, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BE A JERK BUT I CAN'T HELP IT I HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR

Name it Sanford and Son.