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Rongi Nov 15th, 2003 03:21 PM

PROOF THAT DANI IS A BIG FUCKING LIAR
 
Original Eye Color:
I'm actually blind! I get around by smell alone, that's how come i always know where the rest of the band are from one minute to another! Really, my eyes are greyish blue. Sometimes with a touch of green

Well Tiny Tim how do you explain THIS!!?


Movies:
I'd have to totally surprise everyone and say the horror genre would have to be my absolute favourite- classic movies like the Roger Corman-directed Edgar Allen Poe adaptations starring the terminally brilliant (but dead) Vincent Price.Also "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and anything else involving the legendary Tim Burton and Danny Elfman partnership; Most Hammer Horror movies, especially the Dracula series featuring Christopher Lee... ; the original Star Wars trilogy; Merlin; Evil Dead; Night of the Demon: A Company Of Wolves, etc, etc...

Tell me Marilyn, how the fuck can he have so many favorite movies if he's BLIND?

Geggy Nov 15th, 2003 03:33 PM

maybe he meant that he was blind in a different sense, cuz that would make a lot more sense to me. i hope i'm making sense.

Spectre X Nov 15th, 2003 03:45 PM

You're making sense and that was also a thing I was thinking.

For the record now, Rongi is totally awesome.

Geggy Nov 15th, 2003 05:38 PM

this is nothing new. bands pull this type of gimmicks all the time. they'd make up shit about themselves as a marketing ploy. the more bullshit you spew, the more you sell. shockery has alway been the secret and the best tool to selling bullshit. people love to be shocked and they want more of it. that's why marilyn manson was one of the biggest success, cuz 99 percent of him is total bullshit.

EverythingWillSuck Nov 15th, 2003 08:52 PM

IT'S LIKE MANOWAR





ONLY LESS OF A BROTHERS OF METAL THIG

Schimid Nov 15th, 2003 08:55 PM

HE IS BLIND TO ALL THAT IS GOOD.

HE IS PURE EEEEEEEEEVIL. :lol

WAIT MAYBE HE'S LIKE DAREDEVIL AND CAN SMELL MOVIES

:eek

Rongi Nov 15th, 2003 08:57 PM

WAIT MAYBE HE'S LIKE DAREDEVIL AND CAN SMELL MOVIES

SUPAR LOO :lol

Schimid Nov 15th, 2003 09:07 PM

Seriously, she's probably going to say that he just listens to the dialogue and loves it like that.

But horror movies are 60% visual, 40% sound and music >:=

Cap'n Crunch Nov 15th, 2003 09:55 PM

Maybe they make horror movies in braile. :lol

Schimid Nov 15th, 2003 10:50 PM

MOVIE FUROM

Sicktodeathmx Nov 16th, 2003 11:27 PM

It's pretty sad when celebrities try to make up rumors about themselves, only to fuck themselves over by admidting the truth indirectly.

Marilyn666 Nov 18th, 2003 06:06 PM

Leave Danni alone, and you still don't have real proof that he's not blind.

Rongi Nov 18th, 2003 08:36 PM

Dani you sweltering cunt

Spectre X Nov 19th, 2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Leave Danni alone, and you still don't have real proof that he's not blind.

Yes we do. HE WATCHES MOVIES! HE CAN'T WATCH MOVIES IF HE'S BLIND! AND EVEN IF HE WOULD BE BLiND HE WOULDN'T EBJOY THEM NEARLY AS MUCH AS HE DOES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Professor Cool Nov 19th, 2003 10:29 AM

Fuck you guys, Ray Charles loved Wild Wild West :lol

Ninjavenom Nov 19th, 2003 02:48 PM

I guess some people really do need "j/k" after a joke to be in on it. This just proves that i'm better off without faith in humanity.

Marilyn666 Nov 19th, 2003 05:49 PM

Well I'm not part of humanity. And he could still enjoy movies, You don't have true proof.

HickMan Nov 19th, 2003 08:28 PM

YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN AREN'T YOU? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WANNABE OUTCAST. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO THE MOCK WARS, LADY? JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORD AND WE'RE THERE >:.

Jeanette X Nov 19th, 2003 10:06 PM

Hickman, I'm with you. Mock wars!

Rongi Nov 20th, 2003 03:18 PM

I swear to god, I've got almost all of you fooled. Schimid is the only one who knows.

Spectre X Nov 20th, 2003 03:33 PM

You made Chuck up didn't you :(

Schimid Nov 20th, 2003 03:38 PM

:picklehat

:posh

Marilyn666 Nov 20th, 2003 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
I swear to god, I've got almost all of you fooled. Schimid is the only one who knows.

What the fuck are you talking about.

Big Papa Goat Nov 21st, 2003 02:35 AM

I had an inkling. :(

Perndog Nov 21st, 2003 03:23 AM

She has her own Yu-Gi-Oh site and stuff though, she can't be a character..


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