Anyone ever hear a girl fart?
 

I never. I'm convinced they don't do it.

Most of my classes are about 70% guys and 30% girls and I smell fart all the time but now I'm taking a course called "Women and Politics" where there's 100+ girls in the room and only about 10 guys, and I never smell fart in that class.

i fart all the time :)

really? Don't you ever stop, even for a moment?

occasionally

my mom alway's said that she only farted once every five years :)

So did you carry on this same amazing y-chromosome too?

Ya like "Y" is KellyChaos a crappy character :/

Girls don't have Y-Chromosomes, loser.

maybe "she's" got a beard?

girls cunt fart all the time if your standing anywhere near the lake or the ocean you will hardly be able to tell am i right ladies?

Step mom number four would fart all the time... I'm suprised my dad didn't leave her much earlier... no one wants to hear/smell that while they're eating dinner.

cunt fart?

Silly, girls don't fart!

It's called a kweef :rolleyes

Queef you doofus

YOU WANT A FIGHT YOU GOT ONE :(

girls fart internaly, less awkward but one day their bowels prolapse. they blame that on the dog or witches

i fart in front of brian all the time and we laugh like 8 year olds every time it happens.

you have 3 possible farting options when you are a chick.

a) you can say you never do it and hope to hell that when you sneeze, laugh or cough in the company of others that some gaseous disaster doesn't occur.

b) you can totally fart whenever and wherever and just blame your foot bumping something, the couch squeaking, etc.

or my personal preference...

c) you can announce it prior to it happening (this works best when you are one on one with someone, not large groups) and say something like "i have to toot"; thus making you, the farter, seem charming and your bodily functions rare and endearing.

A woman's fart, no matter what, is not charming... it doesn't matter if she announces it or not.

why the crap is this in loveline, anyway :/

Some people may find farts yo be erotic or something...

because it is a shining example of how nobody in their right mind should look for advice on relations with the opposite sex on this site.

unless, of course, hilarity ensues, like everytime OaO starts a new stalking thread.

daphne farts all the time too!

NO EXCUSES LADIES JUST LET IT LOOSE!