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Archduke Tips Jan 18th, 2006 03:16 AM

With God's Help
 
Lately, I feel like I have been more in touch with God.

I started praying again, which I haven't done in ages.
I feel like God has been helping me out quite a bit through some hard times.

What are your experiences with God?

executioneer Jan 18th, 2006 03:24 AM

i think he's a jerk and if he ever shows up around here, i'm going to knock his block off

Kulturkampf Jan 18th, 2006 04:32 AM

God teaches me lessons that life ought be more profound, and that we must look past moments of suffering and learn the lessons that they provide.

glowbelly Jan 18th, 2006 08:01 AM

like hating queers

Dole Jan 18th, 2006 08:32 AM

:lol



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God teaches me lessons that life ought be more profound,
That makes absolutely no sense. Much like the idea of God.

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2006 08:40 AM

God and I have an understanding...he doesn't send people my way, I wont send people his.
I keep my money and my Sundays free.... :)

Womti Jan 18th, 2006 11:38 AM

god never answers my calls anymore...... :tear

Cosmo Electrolux Jan 18th, 2006 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by womti
god never answers my calls anymore...... :tear

because you're homeless...god hates the homeless....

Womti Jan 18th, 2006 11:57 AM

actually, I never really believed in god. :/

KevinTheOmnivore Jan 18th, 2006 05:13 PM

Because a happy gum drop world with free ponies and ice cream would prove that God loves us.

Russo, I admire your candor, but WTF were you hoping to get from this...!?

ziggytrix Jan 18th, 2006 05:42 PM

All I want from the dude is a clear indication of which of the 23948756 different names we've called Him is even close to right. :(

You can have my share of the ice cream and ponies, Kev.

Immortal Goat Jan 18th, 2006 07:05 PM

Well, if we are talking the Christian God here, then the messages that I interpret from the Bible are that we should be loving of our fellow man, judge not lest ye be judged, be a good person, and always be charitable.

If we are talking about the deities that we personally believe in, then I don't really know at this point WHAT it is telling me. I believe I am on the right path, because every fiber of my being is telling me so. However, I have not yet reached my spiritual destination, wherever that may be.

Womti Jan 18th, 2006 07:23 PM

JESUS LOVES YOU (but he cant hear you) :/

KevinTheOmnivore Jan 18th, 2006 07:30 PM

Okay, slightly inappropriate Peter O'Toole quote:

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself"

:Lawrence


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