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10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 14th, 2010 06:09 PM

People of New York City
 
If I ask you what city you live in please don't tell me Manhattan. Is there anyone here from NYC that can explain to me why people think Manhattan or Staten Island are cities. Queens too!

ME: What city did this happen in?
Person: Oh Queens.
ME: Okay, but what city in Queens?
Person: Queens, NY

Tadao Sep 14th, 2010 06:15 PM

Because they hate explaining to everyone what a borough is. Why are you being such a cunt about it. Don't you have anything more important to cmplain about?

Fathom Zero Sep 14th, 2010 06:47 PM

I hear the best places to live are on 125th. ;)

Zhukov Sep 15th, 2010 07:59 AM

Did you know that old New York was once New Amsterdam? I can't say why they changed it, but I guess that people just liked it better that way.

The Leader Sep 15th, 2010 08:02 AM

:lol

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2010 09:26 AM

It's annoying as shit just because when people call in for my work I have to fill out a form that says what the city and state something happened in. These fucking stupid cunts end up arguing with me for about 2-3 minutes each time about what city they live in. I had another insurance agent call in yesterday. For about 5 minutes I was telling him that its okay if you don't know what city its in. He kept repeating Manhattan. I was trying to explain to him Manhattan is an Island or a Borough but not a city. I finally told him "You know what? I'll just put down New York City because we're not sure."

He was then like "Fine, I'll google it." Another minute wasted.....then he returns with "Well, maybe the city is actually Staten Island."

I wanted to scream at this motherfucker who was wasting my damn fucking time.

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2010 09:32 AM

Isn't it all part of NYC anyway

The Leader Sep 15th, 2010 10:13 AM

THAT'S THE POINT

Dimnos Sep 15th, 2010 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 698130)
Did you know that old New York was once New Amsterdam? I can't say why they changed it, but I guess that people just liked it better that way.

It was originally settled by the dutch who called it New Amsterdam. Later they were mostly forced out by more English friendly settlers who changed it to New York because they didnt like the Dutch.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2010 11:00 AM

I bet if the Dutch would have stayed people would be able to get the damn city/town right.

and while I'm at it. Fuck Directv and their fucking cunt-mouthed dick suckers.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2010 12:39 PM

Ask them what streets and then you can google that and have the city in a matter of seconds.

Esuohlim Sep 15th, 2010 04:35 PM

SO PUT NYC EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS BROOKLYN, OR QUEENS, OR BRONX, STATEN ISLAND, MANHATTAN.

ISN'T THAT WHAT THE ANSWER ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING

I DO NOT SEE THE ISSUE HERE

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2010 05:25 PM

I don't have time to do that for every stupid person that lives there. I usually do end up putting NYC but there's a few other choices too. Like Sunnyside or different towns inside of NYC.

Tadao Sep 15th, 2010 05:51 PM

So you have time to argue with them for 2 minutes, but not to google it for 30 seconds.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 15th, 2010 06:43 PM

What city do you live in?

The Doctor Sep 15th, 2010 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 698130)
Did you know that old New York was once New Amsterdam? I can't say why they changed it, but I guess that people just liked it better that way.


Thats funny I also heard Istanbul was Constantinople....strange

Zhukov Sep 15th, 2010 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 698136)
It was originally settled by the dutch who called it New Amsterdam. Later they were mostly forced out by more English friendly settlers who changed it to New York because they didnt like the Dutch.

Hmm, I heard that too, but I'm pretty sure it was the Turks, not the Dutch.

executioneer Sep 16th, 2010 01:14 AM

I HEARD IT WAS BY A GROUP OF TRIANGLE MEN :entirelydifferenttheymightbegiantssong

Sam Sep 16th, 2010 01:40 AM

SOMEONE SHOULD HIRE A HOTEL DETECTIVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2010 02:41 AM

AND DRIVE A MINK CAR

executioneer Sep 16th, 2010 03:43 AM

guys don't let's start this

Sam Sep 16th, 2010 04:52 AM

You're not the boss of me now

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2010 09:28 AM

I'm impressed with you guys.

Esuohlim Sep 16th, 2010 10:26 AM

If I wasn't shy I'd join in on this

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2010 10:31 AM

Just put your hand on the computer, silly.


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