Scientists go looking for Mongolian Death Worm.
 

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/s...013016,00.html


Discuss.

I hope he fucking finds it. People think I'm nuts, but I do not entirely dismiss the theory of sasquatch sightings in British Columbia. Not intending to make this a big foot discussion, that mongolian death worm is totally plausible.

I've mentioned it before on here but I'm going to say it again:
Jane Goodall thinks that the sasquatch may exist, and I take what she says quite seriously.

(Jane Goodall, who worked with the chimps and is alive and well. Not Dian Fossey who worked with the gorillas and was murdered by Rwandan poachers. Don't mix 'em up, people.)

That looks a lot like Zomboid's sig. :eek

what the fuck kind of scientist thinks that capturing a snake (or worm or whatever) on film would prove the existence of an almost mythological creature?

I just picture it turning out like every bigfoot video. "OH THERE IT IS OVER THERE" and then it fucking zips away and vanishes

"I have no intention of grabbing it, capturing it, stuffing it, or anything like that. I just want to prove its existence and if I can get it on film, that's all I need to do."

PFFT, yeah, film. Whatever. I don't believe half the film I see. I wouldn't believe it existed until I saw it flailing around in a cage shitting lightning.

There are a lot of rumors and discussion going on here about people seeing foxes. Not really that exciting, but yeah, fox sightings. There is even a government funded fox task-force created to hunt them, but so far no luck.

Yes, I thought the same thing. It's like he never heard of CGI.

Yeah baby! :lol

On average, I see a fox about every two weeks or so, which is unusual for the area, but not enough for me to get federal funding. :\

"I'd love to go on a vacation to Mongolia, but I just can't afford to right now. It's not as though I can write it off as a business expense... Wait, I just got an idea!"

I hope he does find it. It would be like finding one of the worms from Dune. Plus, imagine if it was real and was put into textbooks. "Okay class, today we're going to learn about the acid-spitting Mongolian Death Worm!"

I hope he dies trying to find it.

I just hope he dies.

And "Lightning-Shitting"! Don't forget lightning-shitting! (It even rhymes) :Zhukov

This thread has far too much lightning-shitting in it.

But it does sound awesome!

More like not enough. ;)

Ah yes, that too!

It would beat learning about Gegory Mendelson and his pea genetics.

Do you mean Gregor Mendel?

Yeah, him.

gregory hines and his tapdancing peas

Or Gregor Mendel and his insane puppet show, if Felidae is any indicator.

oh man that movie :lol it'd be like an anime if it were drawn awful and not about kitty cats

I'm not sure what freaked me out most, the video tapes made by the scientist or the part where the protagonist randomly screws a cat he meets in a yard.

The Mongolian Death Worm is the coolest fuckin monster ever. Can the Loch Ness Monster spray acid and shit lightning? No. We're talking about a work that could kick Bigfoot's ass.

Hmm... Yes yes... Very nice... But does it shit lightning?