"Germany or Florida" Forum Game
 

Ok, here's how this is gonna work: It has been discovered that almost all evil, bizarre, and just plain weird stuff in the news eminates from either Germany or Florida. So someone has to give me a news story about something evil, bizzare, or weird that happened in Germany or Florida, and I will try to figure out which one it's from.

THE RULES:
1. IT MUST BE A SPECIFIC NEWS STORY.
2. The story must have happened in either Germany or Florida.
3. You, the readers, can PM me with what you think the answer is, but only if you're sure.
4. If you manage to stump me, someone else posts a story and the person who stumped me becomes the guesser.

And yes, I totally ripped this from Loveline, the radio show starring Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew. BUT DON'T TELL THEM THAT :(

Guitar Woman comes to I-Mockery. Germany or Florida?

You're disqualified >=0

MASSIVE GENOCIDE.

Germany DUH :rolleyes

Sunny Delight

a plague of stupid descends on the people

jews?

Dogs marrying cats.

Living together, MASS HYSTERIA!!

:ghostbusters

We gotta stop giving you those Bill Murray openings.

I hate you
germany or florida?

Man with penis in the form of the Virgin Mary arrested while giving sacraments.

abba?