I just think that the cord looks like it's from some chintzy 80's curtains.

I see what you mean.

:lol

i totally didn't expect that

i thought it was gonna be, WHERES THE FUCKIN EMAIL GEORGE

The dazzling veneer of the 1980's.

All he's missing is the 2" wide tassel.

The tassels are on top.

SO MY EX WONT LET ME GET THE REST OF MY SHIT FROM THE APARTMENT CAUSE SHE BASICALLY LOCKED ME OUT AND FUCKED ME OUT OF THE APARTMENT AND THE LAST TIME I WAS THERE MOVING SHIT OUT SHE SHOWED UP HALFWAY THROUGH AND THREW A FIT AND STOOD OUTSIDE WITH HER ARMS CROSSED UNTIL WE LEFT

I might have to take her to small claims court. :O :O

I want to represent you as a lawyer/attorney/parapalegal.

paralegal is like a paratrooper right

yeah, its like the lawyer air force.

MAYBE YOU CAN JUST SKYDIVE ONTO MY OLD PATIO AND GET MY STUFF/ SERVE THAT BITCH PAPERS

this thread is pathetic

is this another famous imockery joke

I give this post 4 zugs, rate it chuckleworthy, and give it shiny trophee!

I was watching some tranny on cam earlier and her body looked good and then I saw her face and she looked like Tasslehoff Burrfoot. Kinda ruined it for me.

I was on my way to work yesterday and I ended up blowing the tranny. It was so expensive.

If I were a mod I would consider editing your post to say something dumb but then stop because you already beat me to the punch. :\

more like beat me to the lunch because i gobbled that trannys balls :blowme

Every time ThrashO posts, a baby cries, a puppy dies, and The View gets extended another year :(

Some other cd in my area wants to get together for a photoshoot, kind leaning on the going part.

they'll want to touch your penis

I already put a block on that.

that will also receive my veto!

the only cd i ever hung out with tried to touch my penis :(

:(

Veto official

This kind of happened to me with my first girlfriend 11 years ago. She came home when I was getting all of my shit out of her mom's house. She maced me. I grabbed the expensive chihuahua I bought her while near blinded, ran to my car and locked the door while coughing and drooling. I still have the dog. The girl contacted me 2 years ago to get together but she was really trashy by then. I think she was on meth or something at one point and it showed. She was such a good clean christian when I met her and I had so much fun ruining her values.